gnoff wrote:

WizardBeast wrote:

gnoff wrote:then you'll only see my deliciosly small ass!

*kilt lifter*

What's that grabbing under my kilt?

Sometimes in life you've seen enough to know you've seen too much.
This is just such an occasion..

I'm surprised how many women love him! Must be the poor-man's jack sparrow look he has goin! It totally freakin is.. She loves that video for Zombie Slam where he's doing his best Depp & I even mentioned that to my girlfriend. Good call, my friend! he's only divorced twice or so, what's the wor...

gnoff wrote:Hypo Hypo Hypo

*dreams*

Although, now that I think about it, my 19-yr old daughter has quite the crush on Tagtgren. I might have to roll security to keep her away from him!!

vikingbitch wrote:Okay, feeling better about last night considering what I have ahead of me tonight - one of my friends is taking me to the Czech v. Slovakia game tonight 5th row from the ice:

5-2 Czechs, eh? How was the game?? (Like I need to ask, but I want to know, anyway, haha!)

Nice job converting them! Now, just as a warning, you may want to bring a large blunt object to keep away all the creeps on this forum. Sayas Irony can club 'em with Memnoch's donger. Is there anything else to beat creepers away with? Whenever we hear this onbroad, we'll know Memnoch is near: m

Dismember = All time fav death band. I am heart broken they busted up. I had ONE chance to see them, and it didn't work out for me :( Dismember were awesome, they just kept churning out solid death metal albums when other bands were experimenting and/or breaking up. Even gods like Grave & Unlea...

Stained Class wrote:Nice job converting them! Now, just as a warning, you may want to bring a large blunt object to keep away all the creeps on this forum.

Sayas Irony can club 'em with Memnoch's donger.

Just that Hypocrisy is awesome and we still hope for them to be beamed onbroad! THE best band over the last two decades...HYPOCRISY!!!! For me they battle with Amon Amarth for the top spot. Since AA have been more regularly releasing albums and also touring frequently I lost sight of Hypo for a whi...

vikingbitch wrote:Okay, feeling better about last night considering what I have ahead of me tonight - one of my friends is taking me to the Czech v. Slovakia game tonight 5th row from the ice:

Holy shit, man, verdy verdy jealous!!

gnoff wrote:Just that Hypocrisy is awesome and we still hope for them to be beamed onbroad!

THE best band over the last two decades...HYPOCRISY!!!!

sweet! how old is your little gal? She's 19, and will turn 20 the Sunday after the cruise. She's my girlfriend's with her ex-hubs way back when, but her dad hasn't been around much; you know that ol' story. Neither of them were metal before we met, now they're both diehards. We missed last year's c...

This is my girl and I (we'll be onbroad, & with our daughter, too!) and one of Michael Amott's Ninjas before he switched from ESP to Dean. Me likey!

AlaskaRachel wrote:Whats with all the ketchup hate! I LOVE ketchup.

Sayas Irony wrote:We should stipulate a parole... cause of the malingerers here

but I don't want to restrain you from this idea... No! Don't stop, I was merely poking fun at your use of the word 'restrain'. It's not wrong at all, but people (creepers) can interpret it in different (naughty) ways. P.s. Don't stop posting here, I'm sorry Restraints, poking... This is gonna be a ...

DragonLordJones wrote:who would of thought one little comment would have all the boys here pulling their monkeys out, hoping to be spanked

Any excuse...

mooyagi wrote:Battering other people with his monkey = Really bad

Absolutely. Potential criminal charges and subsequent litigation = Really, really bad.
Be kind to your monkey!!

Memnoch wrote:

DragonLordJones wrote:

Memnoch wrote:Sayas Irony, you're welcome to hold my stick.

but what ya gonna do when she tries beating other people with it?

No harm in spanking the monkey.

Spanking the monkey = good.
Battering the monkey = bad!

Well this morning I received the bad news ... my brother passed away. Lovely way to start the day. working 10 hour shifts, none to little sleep and now BAM. Even knowing he didn't have long doesn't make it any easier. at least now I know and he isn't suffering anymore. I'm gonna miss him so much I'...

vikingbitch wrote:No charge my friend, just promised protection from possible power metal weenie kidnappings to get me to the Hammerfall show I would consider a kindness (and by kindness, I mean deserving of punishment. I don't know, I'm confusing myself. Pick your poison ),

Done.

vikingbitch wrote:I've already laid claim on which bands are going to be announced next: Kreator/Immortal/Bloodbath/Hypocrisy/3I0B/At the Gates/Turisas/Melecesh

If this happens I will fund your alcohol consumption for the entire cruise.

vikingbitch wrote:I'll see you lying underneath my shoe, so

How much do you charge for that kinda thing sans Hammerfall? Just curious, of course...

Castroh wrote:I appreciate that, but now I'm probably gonna get my ass chewed out by everyone for being a guy and posting a "cute" photo.
I'M DOOMED!!!

At least you can post a "cute" photo. Every pic I take looks like a freakin mug shot.

Hello, this is me. Ogre not in name only. Saying hello is good.

Like the vast majority of North Americans, I'm a mutt, but me family roots are largely Swedish & Spanish. A combo I've dubbed Swanish.
I suppose that's better than Swine-ish. No offense to any Year of the Pig folk...if there is such a thing.

gnoff wrote:

Personally, 2011 was a good year for music. Amon Amarth, Belphegor, Havok, Primordial, A Storm of Light, and Autopsy all had substantial albums. If I have to pick a single album for 2011, I'm going with Novembers Doom. I'm a sucker for perfectly produced heaviness. There's not a single ND record ou...

That's a great avi, Sayas Irony, you look so serene.

I've always dug Italy's Novembre, they'd make a nice addition to the roster.

yeah, why can't everyone just be butt buddies? I don't know! we should go around showing people the joys of being butt buddies! YEAH YEAH SHOW US YOU TWO! AND BRING YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS! http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21016000/ngbbs4bbe6654cd4fe.jpg That's exactly what it looks like when we hang out Go...

WizardBeast wrote:Eat. Drink. Sleep. Jam. Kung Fu. Fuck. Repeat.

If it ain't broke....

She shoots, she scores!!

Wooohooo HT!! Congrats to team Sweden on an amazing comeback from down 3-0 to Russia half way through the game to a 4-3 final in OT. Canada's gonna have a much tougher time with the rest of their opponents than the competition they faced so far. That was huge! So, here goes.. Quarters on Monday: FI...

KDibildox wrote:You are forgiven! well, I wouldn't cry for the Horchata, but spilled Jamaica or maybe Michelada? totally!

I'm just sayin, when you've made a woman cry and she says you're forgiven that quickly? You're gonna pay for it later.

gnoff wrote:

Ogre wrote:Hypocrisy would be a fine replacement.

God damn, we suck. But, as ever, Let's Go Pens.

God damnit...

Hypocrisy would be a fine replacement.

WizardBeast wrote:my band's gig went well last night, got some new fans/praise, always cool. plus my friends played in another band that night, and they rule!

Congrats.

Last gig: Grave.
Next gig: 70K.

I'm a cock.
True story.

onenight wrote: Does that mean you do the same thing over and over??

Over and overer, even.

mooyagi wrote:Found it! http://www.70000tons.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2235

Balls! I did a scan down the first page only and didn't see the topic. I am redundant and I repeat myself, too.