This pic has lots of belly, lots of noggin, very little neck.

MY DYING BRIDE should be the "house band" on every future UMC cruise. I mean is there any reason why they wouldn't be asked back ??? Seconded! UMC said no repeats on consecutive 70Ks, but B2H is not a 70K (captain obvious statement of the day, you're welcome), hint hint, Skip. If MDB were...

DrinkMoxie wrote:here's that video, just a short clip, but very funny and this whole experience shows just how awesome the members of MDB are!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9CxpTrIgHk

Not much to bitch and moan about (yet), but wishlisting? Now that I can do... See sig, Skip. Like Kev said, two cruises in a year is a tough hit, but if UMC releases the first list of booked bands and among those names are a few of these: Hypocrisy, Bloodbath, Rotting Christ, Autopsy, At the Gates, ...

Such a great time...

Number of sets seen: 28, though not all were full sets as we bounced from gig to gig fairly frequently. 21 bands, in all: My Dying Bride (2), Samael, Suffocation, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse, God Dethroned, Massacre, Venom (2), Whiplash (2), Crowbar (1+), Pestilence, Moonsorrow (<1), Coroner (1+), Al...

Good night, all, one wake up and we're on the plane Wed morning.

See you all in Miami!!!!

Metalwrath wrote:And funily enough it's usually the power metal bands who are willing to play out in the rain and lightning unlike all those death metal bands who get all girls if water touches them.

Death metallers prefer to be dirty, that's all.

So, the two record setting offenses, Green Bay & New Orleans, went a combined 28-4 in the regular season and 1-2 in the post-season. Defense wins championships.

Tebow sucks. He'll be out of the league within three years.

CaptOblivious wrote:

last_candle wrote:what happend with the Pens the last few weeks?

Malkin is getting sick and tired of trying to carry a crippled team??

Geno with the natural hatty after a chirp session with Dominic Moore and a sucker punch by Vinnie Lecavaljoke. Now this is more like it.
Let's Go Pens!!

God damnit...

Good ol' Billy Burr talking about Timmah Tebow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 15FsGeUl4#

I lied, third bout of food poisoning. Forgot a nasty bout I had in '07 that hit me at a movie theatre while watching Gone Baby Gone. That totally sucked and I'm fairly sure it was a concerted effort to forget it. Curiously, this bout isn't nearly as bad as the previous two. Still sucks, though. Oooo...

First day of vacation, we fly out to Florida in four days, and last night Juuno & I get food poisoning from some fast food we had for lunch yesterday. I had food poisoning once before, about 16 years ago...yep, still sucks. Vom city. I had been thinking about dropping a few pounds before the cru...

Even to a noob, it's clear there's a lot of love for you around the forum, shoreslayer, and I'm quite skeptical that anyone would think you were maliciously throwing stones at the UMC team, but rather just posing a query. Paying customers have the right to do that. You flat out stated you'd like to ...

Now I must go wash my eyes out with gasoline...

Personally I think it is not fair to my crew and over all towards my Customer Service Team to complain about Customer Service. Some people mistake their lack of patience regarding band announcements with Customer Service. No one ever, not me nor anyone at UMC ever promised when bands are announced,...

gnoff wrote:

WizardBeast wrote:

gnoff wrote:Way north, to Sweden, and beamed some Hypocrisy onbroad, yay!

Looking forward to the online thingy for sure!

^^^^this^^^^

And Bloodbath and At the Gates, need go nowhere else but Sweden!!

приветствуйте на борту

debborah1 wrote:EXCITED = WIN

You should know, Ogres bite back!

I like the suggestions of Vader & Dew-Scented..
Dooo Eeeeeeeet!!

Early on I booked with an employee named Hillary and she was great to me, very cool. I think she may no longer be with UMC, anymore, though. Otherwise, I've had no problems with e-mails, contact, etc, and I'm not what one would call a "squeaky wheel." I tend to wait with questions and do m...

cycosurgeon wrote:It exists and it's called the Anna Nicole Smith pill

"Old Rich Guy" isn't a pill, though it might be pill-sized at that point.

The Habs are a trainwreck. I can't see anyone wanting to play there. ie free agents. They have no hope. Finally I have something to drink to this year! Nothing to add here - just feeling ecstatic because I just got tickets for Leafs vs Pens in Toronto on January 31st. Gives me SOMETHING to look for...

debborah1 wrote:I hear Old men only use Viagra to keep them from rolling off the bed!...kinda like a kick-stand

Isn't it great we have a pill that can cause 70-yr old guys to have hard cocks?
Now all we need is a pill for women to make them want to have sex with 70-yr old guys with hard cocks.

If Kreator's working on a new album, then the timing would be great for them on a certain Barge to Hell. Doooo Eeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck man...we are seriously considering the move to the BARGE TO HELL being that (as many know) our daugher's birthday falls on JAN 25th, meaning we don't want...

Warning...

One. More. Shift. Then I'm off for 17 days!!

If Kreator's working on a new album, then the timing would be great for them on a certain Barge to Hell.
Doooo Eeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mooyagi wrote:You're a good man, Ogre

I'm a good ogre, man.

mooyagi wrote:Ain't it great?

I profess no love for the Habs, that much is certain.

So Montreal trades Cammalieri during the course of the game tonight, pulled him from the game and sent him back to the hotel. Pretty shoddy mgmt by the Canadiens lately. Earlier this season, they fire an associate coach two hours before a game, then have a head coaching change which leads to a whole...

DragonLordJones wrote:KREATOR and/or ACCEPT

Saw Kreator in, '94 I think it was, fastest circle pit I've ever been a part of. Good stuff.

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:i've got a hypo shirt to!
saw them last year in eindhoven. good show

And our numbers grow...
Viva la Hypo Shirt Club!!

Bentz is a strapping young lad, i won't be fighting him. you should see the arms on that guy! Quite the suggestive workout program you have for him. once you meet his lovely wife you'll know it was a joke. Don't worry, jokes I get. It's H&O song references that will leave me

WizardBeast wrote:Bentz is a strapping young lad, i won't be fighting him. you should see the arms on that guy!

Quite the suggestive workout program you have for him.

i am quick to rile, esp about Hall...LOL You must not have noticed my signature that I updated some time ago. For the record, my favorite Duke Boy was Luke, I have a thing for the underdog brunettes. Oh, shit... *grabs popcorn and finds comfortable spot to watch* Anti-climactic. *finishes popcorn a...

vikingbitch wrote:I'm at the Clay Sunday and have kick ass Rhia filled plans Sunday afternoon, Gnoff come too?? Yes??

Represent the Hypo Shirt Club for us all, gnoff!!

WizardBeast wrote:i was just getting riled up due to Ogre.

S'what I do. Often without even realizing it. Just ask Juuno.

see there, you pushed my Re-railment back a page. Well the hell with it, all the newbs can wander around aimlessly for all I care. Hell no, I immediately entered all the bar/food deck info into my phone. Most appreciated. I was trying to get Deb to show her and suddenly I'm in a Hall & Oates co...

:D i heart Daryl Hall Understood, young miss, I shall not take his name in vain again. I will limit my ridicule to ... John Oates. That hack! That barnacle! That hanger-on!!! You liked that movie She's Out of My League, didn't you, with the Hall & Oates tribute band? S'okay, I thought it was cu...