Uncle Soda wrote:MadameLePink wrote:WizardBeast wrote:
please write a poem for baconfestivalen....or just about anything i don't care! i would love to hear a moronic poem!!!! sure gnoff would too. we are quite easily amused if you haven't noticed!
Hahaha... don't give him such good ideas...
Too late, honey...
Basonfläsk, Pancetta, Tunnt Skivad Gris
Honour its’ taste, and thy shalt find peace
From the proud ports of Gothenburg, to the Colorado streets
It’s the holy grail of snacks, and the unicorn of meats
The single thing that Morons love the most
Is to unleash its’ fucking fury over eggs and crispy toast
I'M FUCKING DYING in my office at work!
i want more! you my friend are an excellent poet! laura, please don't be mad at me for encouraging him!!!!!!!!!!!!!