[Blacktophat]

Okay here's a question for all of you. Why does the party always end up in the kitchen?

[Zeh]

hunger?

[jassiak]

thirst?

[Schluckspecht666]

The fridge is in the kitchen...

[SonataFanGirl]

thirst?

This

[CharleneThrashes]

Hunger and thirst as mentioned before, and cabinets and counters to lean on.

[bangers]

hahaha this is true.

[Captain Metal]

This never really happens at any parties I've been to, and certainly none I've ever had. Although there was one time there were a number of people in the kitchen...and the patio, and the living room, and some passed out in the family room. Not sure that really qualifies under those conditions

I remember one of those passed out dudes had to be bodily carried out like a corpse, and then laid on the sidewalk outside whilst the rest of his group were discussing where to go get breakfast, as the sun was beginning to rise. Now THAT was a party

[CharleneThrashes]

I will say that for us, you either pass out in the house or in the forest with the critters.

[Captain Metal]

It's an all new meaning to coon skin night cap, if it doesn't eat your face first

[CharleneThrashes]

I'm here to tell you that it isn't that far from the truth! But possums are really what you have to watch out for. They get pissed of pretty easy.

[creepinjeezuz]

Fridge for beer sink to piss and puke in!!!Now lets eat...

[ShoreSlayer]

I think there's some papers in the drawer by the stove too... Why are the tips of those knives all black?

[Metalwrath]

From experience with parties it always end up in the kitchen because it's more of a standing enviroment.
I think most people pass out if they are really drunk and sit down for too long.
On top of that later in the night people get hungry and of course the fridge is where the ber is kept.
Half way through the night you usually have people asleep on the couches etc so there is nowhere for people to sit anyway.
The kitchen is usually the place where the last survivors of the party are

[TOM CRUISE]

When i was 18 I was at a party and I was wasted. Someone was having sex with their girlfriend in the bathroom and I had to puke. The only thing I could find was the washing machine and it was full of wet clothes... I made them a little chunky.

[CharleneThrashes]

Bwahahaha!

You could have puked on people, pets, the floor, the bed or in someone's car so in my eyes, you were attempting courtesy. Good on ya!

[TOM CRUISE]

congrats for u guys gettin' on da boat!

[CharleneThrashes]

Thank you.
I know I overran the boards for a couple days with panic posts, but hopefully I can be forgiven.

[TOM CRUISE]

No worries at least you are cool and stuff! :)

[CharleneThrashes]

Cheers!

[Captain Metal]

Look who's coming to dinner at Charlenes next party...

[CharleneThrashes]

Look who's coming to dinner at Charlenes next party...

Dude, that bastard already comes uninvited every time, and brings along his wife with all those babies on her back. He likes to put Madonna in his Trans Am stereo and twist people's nipples when he has had too much box wine.

[Captain Metal]

I think we're talking about two different opposums here

By the way, that is one crossed eyed sonofabitch

[CharleneThrashes]

I really do think he/she is under the influence of some human party supplies honestly.

And yeah, if you are talking about an opossum as opposed to a possum, then we truly are speaking of two different folks.
This topic has gotten out of hand haha.
Aaannnnnd I love randomness sometimes.

[TOM CRUISE]

I really do think he/she is under the influence of some human party supplies honestly.

yeah and he/she is not sharing, if that sum of a bitch is on the boat and stoned like that we are throwing it overboard or using it as a stage prop. (skewered and burnt of course)

There goes the thread!

[CharleneThrashes]

Yeah, screw people/animals/minerals that have a buzz , rub it in and then don't share!

Eventually it would stink up the boat in the heat if it were a meaty posskabob (possumkabob, opossumbob, kabob de possum???) , so maybe instead of killing it brutally we could just attach a PossumCam to it's head and let it crowd surf and add it to the film.

Haha, the thread was already gone, but I personally welcome it veering off even further.

[Captain Metal]

It's about as off as that Possum's eyesight