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    The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:50 pm

    Just because Laura wanted it :twisted:

    I've no idea what 'should' go in such a thread but I'm sure there will be all kinds of TMI so let's start with something simple...

    Most interesting location(s) you ever got some:

    - Back of a Greyhound bus (2 different occasions/women)
    - Against a tree in a public park but sort of near dark so fairly secluded
    - Somebody's front yard in broad daylight (her idea not mine and we were young and really drunk)
    So far at least, 2011, 2012 & 2015 were enough for me
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by Laura » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:03 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:Just because Laura wanted it :twisted:


    Now...wait a cotton-pickin' minute Mr. Slayer.... :lol:
    Here's what I said on the goodnight I'm off to bed thread....

    Ha - that reminds me of an "off course" thread on a music forum I was on that was simply called... The Sex Thread. It was quite hilarious at times :lol: - but, no, I did not post on it NOR am I suggesting anyone start said thread here. ;) :lol

    But, of course....since the power of suggestion...can be.... well...powerful... ;)
    I would have bet at least $1000 (and I don't gamble) that someone would start said thread within the hour. :P :twisted:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:05 pm

    At your service m'lady!
    So far at least, 2011, 2012 & 2015 were enough for me
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by Lala » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:11 pm

    Sex: yes - even old People have..... :mrgreen:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:16 pm

    ummmmm.....uuuhhhhhhhhh.......I have no stories to tell ;)
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by viathyn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:22 pm

    Me neither...










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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:33 pm

    viathyn wrote:Me neither...










    :cool:

    aw ratz...I was looking forward to hearing yours! ;)
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by KevinP » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:34 pm

    debborah1 wrote:ummmmm.....uuuhhhhhhhhh.......I have no normal stories to tell ;)


    FIXED :mrgreen:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by KevinP » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:35 pm

    And for the record I've never needed a shot of penicillin :lol:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:35 pm

    debborah1 wrote:
    viathyn wrote:Me neither...










    :cool:

    aw ratz...I was looking forward to &*^%ing yours! ;)

    Fixed :P :lol:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:47 pm

    Image
    Hot snail on snail lovin' on a Wednesday afternoon! :lol:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by Laura » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:49 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:At your service m'lady!

    :lol:
    Ha Rob...perhaps this thread on THIS forum will simply die on the vine as they say... ;)

    As expected, and perhaps as it should be. ;) ...(oh darn :cry: )... I should mention that the music forum I was on where said thread existed was a log-in/member only forum..plus most of the members had been on there several years (not me though) and knew each other well..plus they were from all over the world and the chances of ever meeting was largely unlikey, plus it was generally way more anonymous overall...yadda, yadda.
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by sageoftruth » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:52 pm

    Several times in my dreams.
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by Metalwrath » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:53 pm

    I've always wanted to fuck somebody in hte crowd during a gig but have yet to find someone brave enough to do it :twisted:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:56 pm

    KevinP wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:ummmmm.....uuuhhhhhhhhh.......I have no normal stories to tell ;)


    FIXED :mrgreen:

    :shock: :oops: ;) :headbanger: Image
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by last_candle » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:01 pm

    so, what's new in sex?
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:02 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:Image
    Hot snail on snail lovin' on a Wednesday afternoon! :lol:

    OH man!...Thats HOTT! ;)
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:02 pm

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    THATS....NOT
    ..................LMFAO....I wonder if he spit on it first :shock:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:05 pm

    WUT THE HELL.......

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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by last_candle » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:06 pm

    this is not the "Post Your Desktop Background-Picture" thread!
    wishlist '20:
    Axxis - Blind Guardian - Circus Maximus - Doro - Edguy - Frozen Crown - Heavens Gate - Magnum - Opeth - Pretty Maids - Ravenous - Satan - Shadowpath - Silex - Skyclad - Steel Attack - Viathyn - Voyager - Wuthering Heights - 4th Dimension
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:06 pm

    Metalwrath wrote:I've always wanted to fuck somebody in hte crowd during a gig but have yet to find someone brave enough to do it :twisted:

    Don't give up hope Wrath. Stranger things have happened.

    I once witnessed a very enthusiastic and, I suspect, intoxicated female metal fan simultaneously pleasuring 2 male umm, companions, in the row of seats in front of me at (I think it was) a Priest gig. Quite the spectacle as everyone on all sides was quite aware of what was going on and none of the laughing, pointing or staring seemed to discourage any of them. :shock:
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    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:07 pm

    THIS ONES FOR YOU ROB.....

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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:08 pm

    debborah1 wrote:WUT THE HELL.......

    Image

    Ya just know these 2 HAVE to do it doggy style (or whatever the fuck they are style). One look in each others' ugly mugs and it would be all over. :cry:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by KevinP » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:09 pm

    I'm telling ya, there needs to be a locked door between MQueen and everyone else onbroad that ship. :lol:
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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:09 pm

    debborah1 wrote:THIS ONES FOR YOU ROB.....

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    Slow n' Easy!

    'Atta boy!
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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:09 pm

    KevinP wrote:I'm telling ya, there needs to be a locked door between MQueen and everyone else onbroad that ship. :lol:

    Just make sure ya lock me in on HER side and not yers k? :cheers:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by KevinP » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:11 pm

    Metalwrath wrote:I've always wanted to fuck somebody in hte crowd during a gig but have yet to find someone brave enough to do it :twisted:


    First you gotta find someone brave enough to get past the power metal loving. Then again there are alot of "damaged people" floating around out there. :lol: :deathmetal: :lol:
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by Laura » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:16 pm

    debborah1 wrote:
    KevinP wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:ummmmm.....uuuhhhhhhhhh.......I have no normal stories to tell ;)


    FIXED :mrgreen:

    :shock: :oops: ;) :headbanger: Image
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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:21 pm

    If ya don't have a whole minute to burn, jump to about the half way point.

    Classic blurry boobs footage ;)

    HOT
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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:21 pm

    So far at least, 2011, 2012 & 2015 were enough for me
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    by viathyn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:22 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    KevinP wrote:I'm telling ya, there needs to be a locked door between MQueen and everyone else onbroad that ship. :lol:

    Just make sure ya lock me in on HER side and not yers k? :cheers:

    Ahahaha perfect answer dude.




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    by Stained Class » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:23 pm

    haha it all started with /sudomakethread
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    by viathyn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:24 pm

    debborah1 wrote:aw ratz...I was looking forward to hearing yours! ;)

    Ah, but a public forum is leaving a papertrail!




    We can have a discussion on the next cruise.

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    by viathyn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 pm

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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:30 pm

    viathyn wrote:Hey fellas.... jealous?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f6YNUNw ... re=related

    That's not a dick, it's a TRUNK!
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    by viathyn » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:34 pm

    The funny thing about that.. there are literally dozens of videos of elephants scratching their stomachs with their second trunk. I seriously watched five or six of them before posting that.

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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:34 pm

    They say people who kill small animals almost always move on to killing people.

    So, I've decided to begin sleeping with small animals :lol:
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    by ShoreSlayer » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:35 pm

    viathyn wrote:The funny thing about that.. there are literally dozens of videos of elephants scratching their stomachs with their second trunk. I seriously watched five or six of them before posting that.

    :?

    Gives a whole new meaning to Rub my Bellah!
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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by KevinP » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:43 pm

    Hey, who wants to play WORDS WITH FRIENDS ?

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    Re: The SEX Thread

    by debborah1 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:48 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:WUT THE HELL.......

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    Ya just know these 2 HAVE to do it doggy style (or whatever the fuck they are style). One look in each others' ugly mugs and it would be all over. :cry:

    Just goes to show that there IS someone for everyone....
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