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    by asmegin » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:12 am

    Self explanatory, go to urbandictionary.com put in your first name and list 3 listings on the first page of your choice. Lets see how awesome, sexual, douche your name is.

    I'll start first.

    4. David

    One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
    "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
    "Only David could have raped Goliath."

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    5. David
    buy david mugs, tshirts and magnets
    1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
    2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
    3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
    1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

    2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

    3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.


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    7. David
    A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
    Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
    Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
    Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
    Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"
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    by viathyn » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:19 am

    2. Jacob
    A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
    "Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."



    4. Jacob
    A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
    Sally: Hi Jacob!!

    Jacob: Hi Sally :]

    *Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*



    5. Jacob
    A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
    OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!



    Wow, that certainly isn't helping the narcissism.
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    by Stained Class » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:26 am

    1. The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
    I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
    I know don't we all?

    2. A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
    Tall,dark, and handsome
    Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
    Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
    Complete package
    Total hottie
    My Joey Joe Joe

    Joey is soooooooooo hot

    3. A term for baby kangaroo.
    But not only that, it is Australian slang for a person usually youn, who is very bouncy, energetic, and sometimes may act a little violent and crazy
    I was at the bar hittin on some damn Joey's girlfriend and he hit me in the face!

    Sounds about right :lol:
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    by Lala » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:33 am

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    My real name - Volker
    Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
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    by Ravenlord » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:41 am

    1. Paul
    A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously.It is the best name in existance.
    "Why is the name Paul so awesome? "
    "Cause' Stone Cold said so."


    2. Paul
    a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.
    "my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"
    "girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul"


    3. Paul
    people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
    "i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"
    "having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"


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    1. Wade
    cutie with a booty;hottie with a swimmers body

    2. Wade
    Someone who is thought of as a superior. Someone with more experience and can guide you.

    3. Wade
    1) one who has achieved mastery of greatness and incapable of inferiority
    2) basically the rawest nigga God could create
    3) distinguishable by their perfected physique
    4) manifestation of excellence
    5) person of vital importance when entering the "danger zone"
    6) embodiment of awesome

    "That's impossible!"
    "You're right, we're gonna need Wade."

    "Who is that guy over there? He's very attractive; look at those biceps."
    "I know, must be a Wade."

    "Wade, you're awesome."
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    by Laura » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:45 am

    :lol: :lol:
    I love urbandictionary.com - it seems like I go on there once a day at least for something or other. I've put my profession in there before (also a fun thing to try folks), but never my own name... :shock: :cool:
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    by asmegin » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:50 am

    tyrwoman wrote::lol: :lol:
    I love urbandictionary.com - it seems like I go on there once a day at least for something or other. I've put my profession in there before (also a fun thing to try folks), but never my own name... :shock: :cool:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/# ... term=laura


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    -Waiscoast is TEH SEX
    -Adorable
    -Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
    -Cute. END OF.
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    Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
    (Laura walks past...)
    Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."
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    by Jaimie38 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:40 am

    JAIMIE whore dork funny
    1. jaimie Godlike girl who is most likely the greatest single asset to someone's life. She also most likely has the best personality of anyone within a million mile radius. Oh and she might lie a lot too.
    Man, I am so glad I met "Jaimie", she is a great asset to my life!
    god amazing dork bum touched
    2. jaimie beautiful girl that has a great smile a sense of humor most make millions for a will to exceed others thoughts of her and wants the best for everyone very cansiderite and caring and loves to spread happiness
    man that jesus is doing some jaimie stuff today
    selfless unselfish funny verry funny pretty

    3. jaimie magnetsA girl who can put a smile on your face no matter what mood you're in. She's funny as all hell and isn't just another common whore. Like Jamie, but better for her name has two I's, and well, that's just a huge turn on. She will make your life worth living.
    My day is going terrible, I need some Jaimie



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    by last_candle » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:56 am

    1. Simon
    A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
    Hung Like a Dragon
    Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

    4. Simon
    A Term Used To Describe A Person Of Which Is A Figure Of Perfection.
    The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.

    6. Simon
    The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.


    I never thought those results would be so accurate ;)

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    Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
    Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!

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    by KevinP » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:27 pm

    Well, I wasn't expecting this, but I'll take it:
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    kevin
    basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
    Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

    How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

    kevin
    a male that performs great intercourse on a female
    the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

    Kevin
    Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
    Kevin and I are going to the park.

    Kevin
    An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.
    Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.

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    by wildchild » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:49 pm

    Zeena ;

    The greatest person to ever live. One who is liked by all and loves their life.
    Jesus is a zeena.

    Enough said ! :mrgreen: :D :viking: :viking: :shred: :givebeer:


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    by Daenerys » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:56 pm

    Wow, that certainly isn't helping the narcissism.
    :lol: You got that right!

    3. Stephanie
    Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never disappoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don't ever let go.
    Ex. Stephanie I promise I will never let go.
    <3 Dan


    5. Stephanie
    The most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth.
    Ex. Why cant more girls be a Stephanie? Coz a Stephanie is hard to find.

    6. Stephanie
    A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined!

    And this is just creepily close to my personality :shock:

    9. Stephanie
    Classic but quirky dark haired beauty. Eyes that see through to your soul from clear across the room. Professional yet fun-loving to the business world while at the same time a twisted sick sense of humor with friends. Hangs better with the boys. Not afraid to worship her inner geek. Artistic, with a deep appreciation of the darker things in life. A lyrical heart open to everyone. Always in touch with her inner child. Twisted little vixen when you're alone. If you ever found one and were too stupid to notice, find her again and beg her to let you back in to the circle quick before another guy gets your space.
    Ex. Yeah I had a Stephanie once, in college, never should have let her get away.
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    by metalgoddess » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:19 pm

    Haha! This is a great website! Hate to admit, but I've never been there. Here is mine:

    1. Carrie hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything. a dime piece, the realest bitch. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.

    4. Carrie unbeliavably attractive. with long or short hair. hourglass, coke bottle frame. has the most gorgeus smile. with great taste in music. awesome dancer, shes the best in the clubs. u want to brag to all ur boys u finally got her.

    5. Carrie a stephen king book about a girl with telekenetic powers written in the seventies and made into a movie shortly thereafter. another movie version was also remade in the 90's In the movie Carrie the school gets burned down along with the entire town and it's residents.


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    by ShoreSlayer » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:33 pm

    Very strange assignment and results thus far. You people are strange. Me too. Here's mine:

    2. Rob

    AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha.

    Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like.

    More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originality. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/her with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!)

    Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others.

    Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artistic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellectual side and become more serious.

    Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubborn at times but they are very forgiving.

    3. Rob

    The boy that every girl wants
    The boy that every girl needs
    The boy that I want
    and
    The boy that I need
    Omfg rob is so fucking hot I love him

    6. ROB

    Really Obviously BIG! Great pick up line for any Rob's out there
    Guy: Hi, I'm really obviously big, but you can just call me Rob ;)

    Girl: (Drops to her knees)
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    by wildchild » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:20 pm

    gnoff wrote:so, at home, can surf sites deemed adult :lol:

    as for gnoff:

    n: Gnoff
    Any imperfection in a blunt

    v: Gnoffing, Gnoffed
    Fucking up on a blunt; the action of putting a gnoff in a blunt
    n.
    That blunt has a major gnoff in it.
    Shit! That's gunna canoe like a mothfucker, its got a huge Gnoff in it

    v.
    Fuck you, Larry! You gnoffed the shit outta that blunt.
    Don't give a blunt to a women to roll, or she'll Gnoff it.



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    by vikingbitch » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:24 pm

    :lol: I love mine :D

    1. Marlo

    a Marlo is always smiling, faithful, thoughtful and always up for drinking. you know if a Marlo is pissed off if he/she is extremly quite. Marlo gets along with everyone and though may not enjoy attention, gets alot of it. a Marlo is a lady on the street, but a freak in the sheets.

    that girl looks fridged, but i bet she's a Marlo.
    i want to date a Marlo.


    2. Marlo

    mysterious, thoughtful, intelligent, full of animation and spirit.

    Who is that awesome girl? Must be a Marlo.


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    by Inquisitor » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:28 pm

    1. andrew

    Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

    2. andrew

    The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".

    3. andrew

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    by Goddess of Metal » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:08 pm

    1. Margie

    The most beautiful thing found on Earth
    Also see angel
    there is no one like Margie

    Margaret was WAY more entertaining...

    1. Margaret

    Margaret is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Margaret is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Margaret can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. margaret has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a margaret in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.
    woah! thats Margaret.
    yeah! she's my best friend:)

    2. Margaret

    A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her since she can be the spawn of Satan. Is apparently good in bed, does not have the best luck in finding worthy partners.
    Britt: I am sorry that you were in a Margaret situation with your boyfriend Carla.

    Jake: Be nice to her she can be such a Margaret sometimes.

    3. Margaret

    big heart, will do anything if you need it except something that will get her arrested. Loud, always thinks she is right and most of the time she is. loves her family and treasures her best friends

    4. Margaret

    Originating from children's author 'Margaret Mahy'
    Similar to 'STFU', or 'Cool story, bro' the reply 'Margaret' can be used to let someone know that their story sucks balls.
    John: "I just visited my grandmother and dusted all of her ornaments"
    Pete: "Margaret..."
    A.K.A Margie Metalho

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    by mooyagi » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:02 pm

    1. Ryan
    The cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

    3. Ryan
    A handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

    5. Ryan
    A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
    All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
    Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

    That's right. I'm the Iron Chef of pounding vag! Ladies, start lining up :lol:

    Bonus: I really like this one on page 2:

    13. Ryan
    An Irish name, which means "Little King" in its roots. A person with the name of Ryan is usually a kind-hearted guy that’s funny with a great sense of humor, honorable, respect for all people, especially women. The only time a Ryan does not show respect is if you piss him off, usually by giving him bullshit, doing something to him that is absolutely uncalled for, or asking dumb questions that requires some common sense to answer. Another thing that may piss him off is doubting him because he’ll go to all lengths to prove you wrong and then he will be mad at you. Be warned: Ryans are usually easy to anger and tough to cool down. Ask nicely (but not immediately after pissing him off), he will forgive you, but usually you will have to owe him one. When talking to him, he is respectful, may interrupt here and there, but above all, a great listener that is only matched by the great advice he gives. With his help, he might try to fix it if you are a close friend, but sometimes ends up screwing it over accidentally. Physically, Ryan has dark hair, hot body and dark eyes, but may not be the tallest or shortest in the area. If you are looking to date someone, then go after Ryan because if you don't, someone else will go after him. He will show more love for his gf than for anyone else, but make sure you don't do anything stupid because that may cause a break up. If he asks for your number (especially if you are a hot girl), DO NOT DENY HIM because it means he sees something in you.
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    by ShoreSlayer » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:09 pm

    mooyagi wrote:A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.

    I can't imagine ANYONE else beating that for sheer :shock: :lol:
    So far at least, 2011, 2012 & 2015 were enough for me
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    by ida » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:18 pm

    Ida is a female name derived from a Germanic word id, meaning "labor, work." Alternately, it may be related to the name of the Old Norse goddes Iðunn, which means 'deed' or 'action'. It is a currently popular name in Scandinavia and is among the top 10 names given to girls born in 2009 in both Denmark and Norway. Its name day is on February 16 in Slovakia, March 15 in the Czech Republic, on September 4 in Germany, Norway and Poland, on September 14 in Sweden and Finland. It is also a Yiddish female name and an Old English masculine name, derived from the same Germanic root.
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    by ida » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:25 pm

    My bad last post was a mistake :oops:

    This is the other definition.
    yeah, she might be short but she's not a bitch for sure!One of the most wonderful people I know. ida means the same as 'fabulous'

    damn she's so cool! just like ida

    Often associated with the word 'cool.' A person who is so uber mega hardcore amazing that you have to step back and just go "Whoa!"



    Oh my heck, its IDA!! She's so amazing!! Whoa!

    also,

    Those shoes are so IDA!! I'll have to get me a pair.

    ida can be defined as strange or unwanted. However this can be seen as sexy to most guys and cause them to chase the ida

    Dom: hey look at that stupid ida, ohh waaiit thats kinda sexy
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    by WizardBeast » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:31 pm

    Rhiannon
    A beautiful woman, often sought after by men and women alike, and object of attraction no matter the occasions.

    Also used to define an attractive lady.
    A: Damn, did you see that girl?
    B: Yeah, I know! She's a Rhiannon!
    rhiannon beautiful rhianon nannon incredible

    2. Rhiannon

    Mystical, smart, beautiful, talented.
    a Welsh goddess that has the ability to shape-shift into a stunning white horse.
    Rhiannon is amazing in so many ways.

    Rhiannon's are often understand and very different from the normal people they can tend to be nicer and more caring than normal other people. Rhiannons tend to stand out from the crowd.
    "that girl was very interesting. i know she was a Rhiannon."

    3. Rhiannon

    Rhiannons are the most awesome girls you can ever meet, they are sweet, kind, and playful. They can be mean if you want them to though *wink*. They can be shy at first, this can be seen via lots of giggling, especially when with friends.

    Rhiannons are usually beautiful in the face, and sexy in the body. Try not to look them straight in the eye, or you could get lost, or even fall in love!

    Another thing about Rhiannons is their awesome ability in the bedroom, I mean really, you just can't do any better.
    "Dayum you're lucky you found a Rhiannon, I'm stuck with a Sarah.."

    "I love my Rhiannon, she makes me so happy, I must be the luckiest guy ever!", "Yeah bro, you ARE lucky" =]
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    by Goddess of Metal » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:15 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    mooyagi wrote:A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.

    I can't imagine ANYONE else beating that for sheer :shock: :lol:


    I can't stop laughing at this!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hilarious!!!
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    by Laura » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:53 am

    asmegin wrote:
    tyrwoman wrote::lol: :lol:
    I love urbandictionary.com - it seems like I go on there once a day at least for something or other. I've put my profession in there before (also a fun thing to try folks), but never my own name... :shock: :cool:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/# ... term=laura


    damn girl!!!

    Laura
    -Sex on legs
    -Tiger in the bedroom
    -Waiscoast is TEH SEX
    -Adorable
    -Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
    -Cute. END OF.
    Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
    Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
    (Laura walks past...)
    Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."


    David....Leave it to YOU to pick THAT ONE out of the 30 "definitions" that come up for my name. :twisted: :lol:

    This thread is hilarious by the way - thanks for starting it!! :lol: :lol: SInce people picked some out to post, I guess I'll do the same ;)

    1. Laura
    meaning 'from the laurel flower'
    a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.
    hey laura, you're soo fly

    5. Laura
    The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! :lol: Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
    That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

    6. laura
    A really great girl either in the bed or on the floor. Also one of the kindest most beautiful chicks you'll ever meet. The kind you never let go of.
    Man, I met a laura last night. I'm not gonna let this one get away!

    8. Laura
    A girl who is awesome in every way, can be shy at times and crazy (especially when she is sugar high) the next, but is always a fun person to be around. She likes to make lists and keep everything in order. She loves to be creative with her stories she writes, and takes too many photos on her camera. She loves to hang out with a group of friends at all times. Reading is her favorite pastime, and she barely ever misses a tv show. You will never regret ever meeting a Laura. She likes to keep everything in order, and makes sure everythings in its place, except not really :). She loves to make up one syllable words and languages out of these words. Her favorite number is 4 and she is really good at remembering numbers. Best Traits: can keep secrets when she wants to, can always cheer people and friends up, knows the right moment when a friends in need.
    You cant live life without a Laura there to cheer you up.

    10. laura
    A beautiful sexy woman that should be treated like a princess at all times. (LIKE THIS! :P )
    Dammmnn what a laura, I'd do anything for her

    11. Laura
    She makes one happy.
    If I could choose a place to die, it would be in Laura's arms.

    14. Laura
    Laura is the pimpshit in every way. When someone meets a Laura they will never be able to forget her. She is truly unique in every way. She has an amazing personality and the looks to match it. Laura's are extremely intelligent. Straight up wiz kids. She is one of the hottest chicks ever to be seen. When she walks in the room, the wall clocks stop, everyone's jaw drops, and time literally stands still.
    Dude, I can't get that Laura out of my mind she's friggin amazing!

    15.Laura
    She is an awesome girl that makes you laugh. She is a great girlfriend. She is very beautiful in so many ways. She makes me super happy. She is the kind of girl that cares about people and gives it her best to help them out. She's a great athletes, dancer, role-model, sister, daughter, but most of all a great girlfriend. She's loved so much and doesn't know it.
    Laura taste so awesome. Its like eating at Chilis. :lol:

    17. laura
    the most amazing girl in the world,
    shes so amazing and beautiful.
    she'll always be there for you.
    and she has good sex.
    jake-hey laura you're hot.
    laura-yeah i know lets have sex!
    :lol: :shock: (hey, I didn't write it)

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    by KevinP » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:48 am

    18. A mouth frothing, tin whistling loving, man crazy, Shagrath boot wearing, undiscriminating, corpse paint licking, vegemite eating librarian.

    "hey, you see that nutty broad over there, that's Laura" :heavydrink:
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    by asmegin » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:23 am

    KevinP wrote:18. A mouth frothing, tin whistling loving, man crazy, Shagrath boot wearing, undiscriminating, corpse paint licking, vegemite eating librarian.

    "hey, you see that nutty broad over there, that's Laura" :heavydrink:


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    by WallieWallie » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:25 am

    Ok, I punched in my name...left the numbers on where they were on the list. It is pretty scary that the first one that popped up is 99.99% on the spot of how I'm.

    1) Walter
    A true romantic.Loving, faithful and kindhearted but sexy as hell when he want's to be ! A devoted friend to the end and a very devoted lover also. Sometimes quiet, sometimes the life of the party. He can be soo funny but sometimes it's to hide his pain.
    Very sentimental and if he cares about you then he will do anything for you, maybe even give his life for you. He can be a quiet person at times but don't "F" with those who he loves!
    Sometimes talks about his feelings and has to suffer the consequences. At times transparent, at times can't figure him out but always honest and never cheats on the one that he loves.When he makes up his mind about something, he is in it for good.
    Walter is soooo cute and he is such a sweetheart! I am going to ask him out! He is everything that I need all wrapped up into one man.

    4) Walter
    Marijuana, weed, pot, Mary Jane, chronic, etc.
    Ryan always has a good stash of some high quality Walter.

    9) Walter
    A long haired hippie type. He loves to grow a long, wiry beard as well. He has a lot of strong opinions that he will always share with you. He is also a conspiracy theorist. Please don't get him started on Holidays, especially Christmas cause he hates them.
    You: I love this time of year, all the Christmas lights and people smiling.

    Walter: Bah-humbug.
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    by Laura » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:26 am

    KevinP wrote:18. A mouth frothing, tin whistling loving, man crazy, Shagrath boot wearing, undiscriminating, corpse paint licking, vegemite eating librarian.

    "hey, you see that nutty broad over there, that's Laura" :heavydrink:


    Very funny Kevin. :|
    No...actually I kinda like it :shock: ...although I could do without the word undiscriminating (even though I know where you're getting that - "she loves EVERYTHING!")... AND the Vegemite - that stuff just sounds so yuck!

    And David...you are :lol: ....has anyone noticed that some of the randier people on this forum have "significant others"? Hmmmm....

    Speaking of which, had the Internet and urbandictionary.com been around when my S.O. and I met - he would have submitted #20 for at least one of the definitions because he coined that term for me at the time. The fact that he's stuck with me all these years makes me think this is not a bad thing. ;)

    20. Laura
    thrill-seeking party gal (TSPG for short)
    Wow, that Laura....she's a real TSPG...I think I need to go out with her!!
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    by bangers » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:32 am

    Karhl - no definitions

    Look at " hot Karl " tho if you dare

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    'Get your Bangers out!'
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    by Laura » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:48 am

    gnoff wrote:Flagged at work as "adult" :roll:

    So, can't get to it ;)


    In light of part of Banger's recent post, I think gnoff's post above makes sense...
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    by WizardBeast » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:49 pm

    WallieWallie wrote:Ok, I punched in my name...left the numbers on where they were on the list. It is pretty scary that the first one that popped up is 99.99% on the spot of how I'm.

    1) Walter
    A true romantic.Loving, faithful and kindhearted but sexy as hell when he want's to be ! A devoted friend to the end and a very devoted lover also. Sometimes quiet, sometimes the life of the party. He can be soo funny but sometimes it's to hide his pain.
    Very sentimental and if he cares about you then he will do anything for you, maybe even give his life for you. He can be a quiet person at times but don't "F" with those who he loves!
    Sometimes talks about his feelings and has to suffer the consequences. At times transparent, at times can't figure him out but always honest and never cheats on the one that he loves.When he makes up his mind about something, he is in it for good.
    Walter is soooo cute and he is such a sweetheart! I am going to ask him out! He is everything that I need all wrapped up into one man.


    i think you went on to urbandicionary and wrote this yourself! HA!!!!!! you're a techie, i wouldn't put it past you.
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    by WallieWallie » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:10 am

    rhiawiz wrote:i think you went on to urbandicionary and wrote this yourself! HA!!!!!! you're a techie, i wouldn't put it past you.


    If I had those skills...the first thing I would change is the meaning of Kevin. And change it into douchebag! :lol:
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    by KevinP » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:59 am

    WallieWallie wrote:
    rhiawiz wrote:i think you went on to urbandicionary and wrote this yourself! HA!!!!!! you're a techie, i wouldn't put it past you.


    If I had those skills...the first thing I would change is the meaning of Kevin. And change it into douchebag! :lol:


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    by WallieWallie » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:33 am

    KevinP wrote:Note to self: absent of salmiak and hagelslag, someone is on the "shit list" ;)


    Just go and suck up to Mr. Warby...he'll hook you up.
    And go ahead, keep me on the shitlist. I'll keep the EP as well then. ;)
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    by KDibildeaux » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:26 pm

    Zombie thread, resurrect!!!! Was reading through (I know I know, I need to get a life) the older pages and found this gem and had to participate.

    1. Kate - A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
    1. I wish i was Kate.
    2. Kate is great.


    4. Kate - Kate is a synonym for cool.
    That movie was hella kate.

    7. Kate -the girl who is sex.
    I just had the best Kate .


    :lol:

    Though I think one on the second page is more fitting, particularly the part about being random and having a slightly sick mind :lol:

    9. Kate
    An easygoing, relaxed person who is the best friend anyone could ask for. Kates are often very random but are the most loyal people in the world. If ever something bothers you, Kate is the one to go to, as she will always have good advice and can make any situation less awkward by saying something totally random and usually sex-related. Her mind can be slightly sick but you love her for it. Kates are genuinely lovely people who will always remain friends for life.
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    by blasfemia » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:57 pm

    Heidi

    Heidi is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!
    "Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

    "Of course she is...that's Heidi"




    Heidi

    A girl in pyjamas.
    She wears pyjamas all the time, she must be a Heidi.





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    by Metalwrath » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:44 am

    Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
    'I love Peter.'
    'Same, he's a great guy.'

    peter
    machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy
    'peter sure knows how to drive me insane '

    the penis (see also cock,pecker)
    ' He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone '
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    Re: What does your name say about you (Urban Dictionary) Thr

    by EvilDan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:24 am

    Fuckers don't know how to use "you're" vs. "your", so I fixed them. A couple more than 3, but I LOVE ME SOME ME!!!

    Dan
    1. noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.

    2. What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
    Ohhh DAN, DAN, you're SO GOOD!

    5. stone cold pimp, mac daddy.

    6. 1.n.- A man of good humor, high potential, and deep intellect. Usually one who may "blend in" but would be foolish to underestimate.
    2.v.- To give the ultimate sexual pleasure to a woman.

    7. A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
    Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.

    That's a unicorn whisper. However, it seems all my exes contributed the rest.

    8. Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!

    9. the cutest guy in the world, has the prettiest eyes ever, is simply amazing, soooo sweet, dazzling, and godly in everyway shape and form.

    10. A very perverted person that is obsessed by sex and can't live without it. Every sentence he uses or move he makes is somehow related to sex.
    Never take anything I say seriously.

    Am I Evil? I am Dan. Yes, I am! :twisted:
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    Re: What does your name say about you (Urban Dictionary) Thr

    by Laura » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:53 am

    ^^^ lol Dan - looks like some good material for a naughty personal ad.
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