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    I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:54 pm

    I think I need to be lobotomized...

    Chyna has made pr0n...

    I must spread the terror to ease my inability to unsee this horror (not safe for anyone under any circumstances, do not click link if you have anything sharp in your hands (the cruise will be less fun if yer blind))

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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by mooyagi » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:58 pm

    Not gonna click that link :shock:

    I thought she already had a video released years ago with X-Pac?

    Either way. Less Chyna pr0n = more better :lol:
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by vikingbitch » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:09 pm

    WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    why....whhhhyyyy did I just click that link???????? :cry: :cry: :cry:
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:17 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    why....whhhhyyyy did I just click that link???????? :cry: :cry: :cry:


    I tried to warn you... but thank you for mildly easing my burden... misery loves company

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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by Wicker Man » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:18 pm

    i need a spoon right now... my eyes need to be remove, purge in fire and put what's left back in place...
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:22 pm

    Wicker Man wrote:i need a spoon right now... my eyes need to be remove, purge in fire and put what's left back in place...


    no spoon scoops deep enough...
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by vikingbitch » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:23 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:I tried to warn you... but thank you for mildly easing my burden... misery loves company


    :cry: :cry: :cry:

    You know there is such a thing as good porn, could you not have posted that rather than well... ahhhhhhckkkk my braaaaiiiiinnnnnn :cry:
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by Wicker Man » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:26 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:
    Wicker Man wrote:i need a spoon right now... my eyes need to be remove, purge in fire and put what's left back in place...


    no spoon scoops deep enough...


    metal will purge my mind than, and with good porn too!
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:28 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:
    DrinkMoxie wrote:I tried to warn you... but thank you for mildly easing my burden... misery loves company


    :cry: :cry: :cry:

    You know there is such a thing as good porn, could you not have posted that rather than well... ahhhhhhckkkk my braaaaiiiiinnnnnn :cry:


    posting good porn on the internet is like farting in a tornado... but this is like the tornainbow... life altering horror wins the internets
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    by ShoreSlayer » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:35 pm

    Made it to the end of the thread without clicking. Not sure how much longer I can hold out.

    Why must the world contain such train wrecks.

    Can't

    seem

    to help self... must click ... ....
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:40 pm

    I think I'd rather watch Buck Angel... less manly...

    but instead I'm gonna go bury my shame in hot wings (this will restore my will to live!)
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    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:42 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:Made it to the end of the thread without clicking. Not sure how much longer I can hold out.

    Why must the world contain such train wrecks.

    Can't

    seem

    to help self... must click ... ....


    your life is about to reach rock bottom... welcome to the club... I'm sorry for your loss of innocense
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by KDibildeaux » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:54 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    why....whhhhyyyy did I just click that link???????? :cry: :cry: :cry:

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    by Ravenlord » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:56 am

    I've seen worse...
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    by AlaskaRachel » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:18 am

    DrinkMoxie wrote:"This film is not for the weak of will or stomach and should come with a warning about seeing a man who looks like a wet Chihuahua spend half an hour sucking a girl's dick." -from Somethingawful

    I'm so glad I didn't click. I'm still tempted though....must resist....
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    by Heabymetawhunta » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:59 am

    do they show her mini pnus? cause she has a mini pnus. I seen it. I wish I hadn't, but I did.
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:14 am

    Heabymetawhunta wrote:do they show her mini pnus? cause she has a mini pnus. I seen it. I wish I hadn't, but I did.


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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by Stained Class » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:38 am

    @ work, I'll probably watch it later just for lulz. You guys are funny.
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by Element0s » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:57 am

    Nothing shocks me anymore, but I haven't clicked the link yet. I'm more curious to know what the fuck "Chyna" is?
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    Re: I just saw the scariest thing ever...

    by Laura » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:21 am

    :cheers: DrinkMoxie - this thread is hilarious! First of all - curiousity usually gets the better of me in such situations, so I clicked the link and played the one-minute teaser video on my iPhone. All I can say is: big whoop (as in no big deal) - pretty boring and lame if you ask me - it's just a teaser anyway so they don't really show anything explicit....unless you count those big bewbs which Al Bundy would surely love and refer to as bigguns! :lol:

    I didn't know who this Chyna person was until I googled her - makes you kinda wonder why she would want to make such a movie at this point in her life/career....did she squander all her money and she needs a quick buck? Or better yet.... has doing porn been on her bucket list like...forever?? :lol:

    So, to summarise - not scary or even that offensive imo. I found the link to a gory album cover that Heaby recently posted 1,000x "worse." And btw Heaby - I don't have a problem with the fact that you posted that link because you did warn people - it's my own fault for clicking on it. Curiosity killed the cat!! There was also a thread about a horror movie long ago which I had the misfortune of reading the description of at the time. Damn, I wish I could permanently get THAT out of my head. :evil:
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    "Her" man face and rotting watermelon boobs still haunt me *shiver*
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    by Heabymetawhunta » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:07 am

    Laura wrote::cheers: DrinkMoxie - this thread is hilarious! First of all - curiousity usually gets the better of me in such situations, so I clicked the link and played the one-minute teaser video on my iPhone. All I can say is: big whoop (as in no big deal) - pretty boring and lame if you ask me - it's just a teaser anyway so they don't really show anything explicit....unless you count those big bewbs which Al Bundy would surely love and refer to as bigguns! :lol:

    I didn't know who this Chyna person was until I googled her - makes you kinda wonder why she would want to make such a movie at this point in her life/career....did she squander all her money and she needs a quick buck? Or better yet.... has doing porn been on her bucket list like...forever?? :lol:

    So, to summarise - not scary or even that offensive imo. I found the link to a gory album cover that Heaby recently posted 1,000x "worse." And btw Heaby - I don't have a problem with the fact that you posted that link because you did warn people - it's my own fault for clicking on it. Curiosity killed the cat!! There was also a thread about a horror movie long ago which I had the misfortune of reading the description of at the time. Damn, I wish I could permanently get THAT out of my head. :evil:



    Im sorry about posting that, its seem it wasn't well received from anyone except my fellow Vulf. I took it down just incase, if people are into that kinda stuff they can find on their own, no need for me to expose you guys to it :beerwink: I find all that gore stuff really over the top and funny but would never wish that sort upon anybody.



    Also, im not going to lie, I did think Chyna was a little hot (i grew up watching her wrestle, thats my my excuse and im sticking to it :D she was no trish stratus or lita tho! SCHWIINNNGG) AND THEN I FOUND OUT SHE DID PLAYBOY AND SHE LOOKED REAL GOOD! and then she did one night in Chyna with Xpac ( and laura, this is where the really nasty part comes in) and I saw her oversized pierced clit (DONT LOOK IT UP "CHYNA CLIT PENIS!! DONT LET THE CAT GET KILLED :lol: ) I have to say its pretty bad, and I'm a very accepting kinda guy. :shock:
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    by vikingbitch » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:10 am

    Element0s wrote:Nothing shocks me anymore, but I haven't clicked the link yet. I'm more curious to know what the fuck "Chyna" is?


    Chyna is a wrestler who used to be in WWF (was she in WCW too? Can't remember) and as Laura said not really that disturbing, its just messed up to me - I used to watch wrestling a lot as a kid and Chyna was one of my favorites. Pretty much the only female wrestler on WWF that went into the ring that wasn't a complete malibu barbie doll, as butch as she was. Ugggh.

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    Hrmmm... may refrain from watching this. At work, that is.
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    I`ve now watched it about 47 times and still can`t discern what all the fuss was about but I`ll keep trying ;)
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:52 am

    ShoreSlayer wrote:I`ve now watched it about 47 times and still can`t discern what all the fuss was about but I`ll keep trying ;)


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    vikingbitch wrote:WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    why....whhhhyyyy did I just click that link???????? :cry: :cry: :cry:


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    by Heabymetawhunta » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:57 am

    KevinP wrote:That's what we call a "Freudian CLICK"


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    by Laura » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:27 am

    ShoreSlayer wrote:I`ve now watched it about 47 times and still can`t discern what all the fuss was about but I`ll keep trying ;)


    Lol Rob! :lol: I actually watched it twice 'cause aftter the first time I was confused why it was called "scary" and thought I missed something (damn tiny iPhone screen I thought!!!) But, nope, don't think I did - just Chyna's huge bizzaro world bewbs and goofy over-the-top facial expressions on the people having sex.

    Having said that, I can understand why it might disturb people who know and liked her from her wrestling days.

    Heaby - no sweat on the gore metal album cover link - really!  Makes me think of Sam Dunn in his metal doc talking about how he and his friends as teens sought out the goriest metal lyrics and covers  - so the gore content (lyrics & art, etc) are definitely part of that sub-genre and belong on a metal forum no less than anything else anybody posts here! Plus - you did just post the link and not the image. :cheers:
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    by AlaskaRachel » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:29 am

    vikingbitch wrote:Some celebrities should just NOT do porn (Chris Hemsworth excluded).

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    by vikingbitch » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:55 am

    AlaskaRachel wrote:
    vikingbitch wrote:Some celebrities should just NOT do porn (Chris Hemsworth excluded).

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    :lol: sums it up. Man has she gotten old too :shock: This in turn makes me feel old :cry:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Laura watches porn :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    KevinP wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Laura watches porn :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Clearly you've never seen Lipstick Librarians #17 :P :lol:
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    ShoreSlayer wrote:Clearly you've never seen Lipstick Librarians #17 :P :lol:


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    haha.


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    by Wicker Man » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:21 pm

    there is nothing scary at all, just the fun of internet to add always more, rob watch the video a lot of time so i think i did my part to contribute at making internet a better place to be!
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    by Heabymetawhunta » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:27 pm

    somebody post a url to chyna's clit pnus - i dont want to look at it again :ugeek:
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    Heabymetawhunta wrote:somebody post a url to chyna's clit pnus - i want to Image


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    by Laura » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:02 pm

    KevinP wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Laura watches porn :lol: :lol: :lol:


    So, tell me Mr. P, what was better? - finding out I watched that lame 60 second porn trailer -or- finding out I did a lot of Image for about 10 years via an off-hand facebook comment? :lol: :trashdrink: :headbanger:

    Seriously though, I am not a porn consumer (as I have alluded to in a few posts recently, and for reasons which have zero to do with being a "prude"). This is partly due to a part of my past that involved Congressional hearings, national and local television appearances, newspaper & magazine coverage, and various legal issues. Anyone with the right personal info about me and who is a half-way decent Internet sleuth could find out pretty easily what I'm talking about. Five beers to the first person who solves the riddle - but on one condition - that you pm me the answer rather than posting it here. ;)
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    by Captain Metal » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:24 pm

    If this is the scariest thing you've ever seen, then you obviously haven't ever seen any German schiss porn, or something involving a Shetland pony. This Chyna video is like Disney by comparison :lol:
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