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by **mooyagi** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:04 pm

KDibildox wrote:That would be an awesome christmas card!

Noted

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:05 pm

mooyagi wrote:
KDibildox wrote:That would be an awesome christmas card!

Noted

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:13 pm

by **EvilDan** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:55 am

^^^^^^^^^^^

Is this an example of the elusive Big midget? :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:41 pm

KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in post count

by **debborah1** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:49 pm

WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in post count

Pretty sure you LIKE it from behind!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:55 pm

debborah1 wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pretty sure you LIKE it from behind!

i like it ASS well ASS you!

by **debborah1** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:03 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
debborah1 wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in post count

Pretty sure you LIKE it from behind!

i like it ASS well ASS you!

touche!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:20 pm

debborah1 wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
debborah1 wrote:Pretty sure you LIKE it from behind!

i like it ASS well ASS you!

touche!

me--->

<--- you

indeed!

by **debborah1** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:24 pm

Boobie Bounce in Unison!....FTW :boobs:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:26 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
debborah1 wrote:touche!

me---> <--- you

indeed!

I like this mental image

you could have seen that at the pre-party last Jan!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:38 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:you could have seen that at the pre-party last Jan!

darnit!

I didn't stay long enough

hahah it happened before any of the bands played! :pound:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:42 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
hahah it happened before any of the bands played!

really?
damn!

then I WAS there!!

Can I say I saw it to look cool?

perhaps you see SOOOO many boobs bouncing upon each other in your regular life that they didn't even catch your eyes! LOLOL

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:55 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:
really?
damn!

then I WAS there!!

Can I say I saw it to look cool?

perhaps you see SOOOO many boobs bouncing upon each other in your regular life that they didn't even catch your eyes! LOLOL

hmmm, lets see, answer would be

...

no

LOL, i tried to help!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:01 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:LOL, i tried to help!

No worries, I'll have to pay more attention this year

i just realized the only things i know how to say in Swedish are "cheers" "thanks a fucking lot" "cut the onion" and "taint hair". awesome.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:03 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:

No worries, I'll have to pay more attention this year

i just realized the only things i know how to say in Swedish are "cheers" "thanks a fucking lot" "cut the onion" and "taint hair". awesome.

you also know how to say the number 6

OOOOOOHH YEAH BABY!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:08 pm

SkoL! Tack som fan! Hacka Loken! SEX SEX SEX!!!! Rövskägg!!!

oh yeah and GummiKvinna!

by **WallieWallie** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:22 pm

I think I can manage with the following so far...

ett två tre fyra fem sex sju åtta nio tio
Tio öl!!! :cheers:

Jag talar inte bra Svenska.

Ordered a Dutch to Swedish / Swedish to Dutch pocket dictionary to familiarize myself with some words. :cool:

by **Digimortal** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:31 pm

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:36 pm

WallieWallie wrote:I think I can manage with the following so far...

ett två tre fyra fem sex sju åtta nio tio
Tio öl!!!
Jag talar inte bra Svenska.

Ordered a Dutch to Swedish / Swedish to Dutch pocket dictionary to familiarize myself with some words.

that is helpful information! haha

why can't we all just learn Esperanto!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:18 pm

WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah baby! you know you like it! :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:12 pm

KDibildox wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh yeah baby! you know you like it!

i don't deny.... :oops:

by **Memnoch** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:49 am

gnoff wrote:Never forgrt GummiKvinna!

The first image on Google image search for gummikvinna:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:47 am

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:LOL, i tried to help!

No worries, I'll have to pay more attention this year

i just realized the only things i know how to say in Swedish are "cheers" "thanks a fucking lot" "cut the onion" and "taint hair". awesome.

I'm pretty sure that's all you need to know :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:34 pm

mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:
No worries, I'll have to pay more attention this year

i just realized the only things i know how to say in Swedish are "cheers" "thanks a fucking lot" "cut the onion" and "taint hair". awesome.

I'm pretty sure that's all you need to know

My Swedish Husband will help me with the rest....

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:51 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:My Swedish Husband will help me with the rest....

I will for sure!

just don't laugh too hard when i mispronounce things! :oops:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:24 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:
I will for sure!

just don't laugh too hard when i mispronounce things!

No worries, I'm a nice guy

Jag är en trevlig kvinna (i listened to how to say this, that computer bitch makes it sound damned hard to say!) Fan också!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:28 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:KATE IS CREEPING UP ON ME FROM BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in post count

Oh yeah baby! you know you like it!

i don't deny....

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:32 pm

KDibildox wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Oh yeah baby! you know you like it!

i don't deny....

well, i AM the one with the big booty in this relationship, it's only right.

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:37 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:well, i AM the one with the big booty in this relationship, it's only right.

I like big butts and I can not lie

Reason infinity.....why i love Gnoff and beer!

by **vikingbitch** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:54 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:well, i AM the one with the big booty in this relationship, it's only right.

I like big butts and I can not lie

Karaoke duet? Yes? :party:

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:42 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:well, i AM the one with the big booty in this relationship, it's only right.

I like big butts and I can not lie

Karaoke duet? Yes?

The dance moves are an absolute requirement for that song. It would be amazing

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:45 pm

Ravenlord wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:
gnoff wrote:
I like big butts and I can not lie

Karaoke duet? Yes?

The dance moves are an absolute requirement for that song. It would be amazing

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:51 pm

And you of all people Rhia want to see Gnoff shake his butt.

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:51 pm

Ravenlord wrote:And you of all people Rhia want to see Gnoff shake his butt.

LOL look at that little butt!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:27 pm

gnoff wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:
gnoff wrote:

I like big butts and I can not lie

Karaoke duet? Yes?

we can try!

i'm down!!!!!!!! :givebeer:

then i'll ham it up!

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:27 pm

gnoff wrote:well, i AM the one with the big booty in this relationship, it's only right.

I like big butts and I can not lie[/quote][/quote]

Bentz already did this song flawlessly. Don't be a lamoid. Pick another song. Something making fun of the Polish would suffice :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:16 pm

KevinP wrote:
gnoff wrote:I like big butts and I can not lie

Bentz already did this song flawlessly. Don't be a lamoid. Pick another song. Something making fun of the Polish would suffice

after your quote fails, which this Polack fixed, you have no room to pick on the polish!

by **Goddess of Metal** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:12 pm

Mooyagi vaginas!! Wow Ryan you have some serious fans out there! :lol:

(Not safe for work or the forum and definitely creepy!) :shock:

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by **EvilDan** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:42 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Mooyagi vaginas!! Wow Ryan you have some serious fans out there!
(Not safe for work or the forum and definitely creepy!)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance ... 206-15.jpg

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance ... 196-16.jpg

Wow. I would feel really strange sticking my dick in Homer's mouth OR EAR?! Clever use of the, um, anatomy. (Reminds me of Drawn Together when Captain Hero discovers a certain tattoo.) I don't know if I could do it. Pretty sure I wouldn't get along with the lady that did this anyway.

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