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by **EvilDan** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:24 pm

I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila. :trashdrink:

EDIT: I'll try to find a list of all the fried shit that is at the State Fair of Texas this year. Literally more than half the fairground is fried food. (Takes up more space than the rides.) Last year, in addition to the margarita, I had fried beer (it was like a ravioli with a really liquid center that tasted like shitty beer), chili, cheese fries, snickers, ice cream, banana... at that point, the beer took over and I don't remember.

But seriously, it's like the fried food capital of the world.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:26 pm

EvilDan wrote:I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila.

that doesn't sound good, was it?

by **EvilDan** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:29 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
EvilDan wrote:I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila.

that doesn't sound good, was it?

LOL... it was AWFUL!

However, I am not good with tequila, so you'd be better off asking someone that can drink it.

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:50 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Inquisitor wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i just couldn't tell ya!

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

That sounds delicious! I want one! That fried butter is scary shit and I wouldn't dare try it. Guess the weirdest fried thing I've had is deep fried Coca Cola or fried ice cream.

Fried ice cream is awesome! other than that, I'm not too big on fried stuff

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:51 pm

KDibildox wrote:Fried ice cream is awesome! other than that, I'm not too big on fried stuff

by **DragonLordJones** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:53 pm

we need to roll this in a new direction ... I rode a little white bicycle until I was 3 :shock:

good thing it wasn't deep fried :beerhorns:

by **Witch Bear** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:54 pm

Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up :mrgreen:

by **mooyagi** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:54 pm

DragonLordJones wrote:we need to roll this in a new direction ... I rode a little white bicycle until I was 3

good thing it wasn't deep fried

Is this your bike?

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:56 pm

Witch Bear wrote:Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up

I hear they are quite delectable

by **DragonLordJones** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:57 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Is this your bike?

close

by **Witch Bear** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:59 pm

now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

by **mooyagi** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:01 pm

Witch Bear wrote:now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

Now to find a deep fryer....

by **Witch Bear** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:26 pm

Me am like the way you think. me am go maul dunkin donuts worker and am repay you in kind

by **Witch Bear** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:36 pm

me am also want to apologize for earthquake earlier today. Am slight miscalculation on me part when opening trans dimensional portal to Iksaghiltu. if me am break any bradford Exchange Elvis delphi collectible plates then me am very sorry

by **EvilDan** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:55 am

Witch Bear wrote:Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up

I've always been partial to the younger, more tender meat of "baby back" ribs. :death:

by **sageoftruth** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:10 am

mooyagi wrote:
Witch Bear wrote:now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

Now to find a deep fryer....

The kid on the bottom is probably thinking, "Kill me please". That smile looked pretty forced to me.

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:43 am

Witch Bear wrote:if me am break any bradford Exchange Elvis delphi collectible plates then me am very sorry

don't be! that's doing the world a favor.

by **mooyagi** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:46 pm

Who knew the guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers was actually an evil henchman? Fucking slimeball piece of shit.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/austin-powers-actor-convicted-torture.html

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:49 pm

what a scumbag!

by **Memnoch** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:02 pm

So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable. :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:05 pm

Memnoch wrote:So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

Welcome to the Derailment Thread! :pound:

by **viathyn** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:17 am

I'm debating whether or not to make some kind of shoe joke after reading your link, Ryan.

I will refain... for now.

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:15 am

mooyagi wrote:
Memnoch wrote:So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

Welcome to the Derailment Thread!

So, who likes waffles?

by **asmegin** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:16 am

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:10 am

asmegin wrote:

sleeping in their harnesses, aww! LOL

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:21 am

Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep :mrgreen:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:02 am

KDibildox wrote:Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

i love pets and critters in general, except for the ol' R & R, rats n roaches, those will get a YUCK from me. my one friend had a pet rat and it smelled so damned bad, even though it wasn't that ugly.

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:25 am

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

i love pets and critters in general, except for the ol' R & R, rats n roaches, those will get a YUCK from me. my one friend had a pet rat and it smelled so damned bad, even though it wasn't that ugly.

Yeah, those can be creepy. Mice, on the other hand are adorable.

by **Bentz!** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:38 am

KDibildox wrote:Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

Puppy Dreams! Ours will give little whimpery growls and barks in their sleep.

Those mice pictures are cute, but I'm not too sold on willingly having rodents in the house.

by **asmegin** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:26 pm

SOOOO FUUUUUUCKING CUTE!!! I love it when my dogs make whimper noises while their sleeping.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:28 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

i love pets and critters in general, except for the ol' R & R, rats n roaches, those will get a YUCK from me. my one friend had a pet rat and it smelled so damned bad, even though it wasn't that ugly.

Yeah, those can be creepy. Mice, on the other hand are adorable.

Awww! Reminds me of the mouse trap incident during Metalhead Mac and Cheese. We were all decidedly unmetal that day :lol:

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:31 pm

mooyagi wrote:
sageoftruth wrote:
Yeah, those can be creepy. Mice, on the other hand are adorable.

Awww! Reminds me of the mouse trap incident during Metalhead Mac and Cheese. We were all decidedly unmetal that day

Yeah. Did any of us manage to summon the balls to put the poor guy out of his misery?

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:43 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Awww! Reminds me of the mouse trap incident during Metalhead Mac and Cheese. We were all decidedly unmetal that day

Yeah. Did any of us manage to summon the balls to put the poor guy out of his misery?

Yes. Somebody finally did as we all crowded around watching in pure horror. It was quite a traumatic experience. Damn cute creatures tugging at our heartstrings!

:death:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:41 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
sageoftruth wrote:
Yeah, those can be creepy. Mice, on the other hand are adorable.

Awww! Reminds me of the mouse trap incident during Metalhead Mac and Cheese. We were all decidedly unmetal that day

Yeah. Did any of us manage to summon the balls to put the poor guy out of his misery?

AWWW! That sleepy mouse is adorable!

the worst was when i lived in an old apartment and we had a mouse in the hizzie, my douchebag Ex named him Timmy, which just made him seem cute and harder to kill! we ended up having Timmy, Timmy II, and Timmy III that winter, and we trapped 'em, never saw any more. i have a cat now so this would not be an issue.

these are what i mostly see in Colorado:

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:04 pm

I once had a mouse for a roommate. In college junior year, I couldn't stand my human roommate, so I slept in the dorm basement and there was this mouse that kept appearing from some crack in the wall. I'd always say "goodnight" to him before going to bed.

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:11 pm

sageoftruth wrote:I once had a mouse for a roommate. In college junior year, I couldn't stand my human roommate, so I slept in the dorm basement and there was this mouse that kept appearing from some crack in the wall. I'd always say "goodnight" to him before going to bed.

Aww! Maybe it was Ralph S. Mouse! did he have a small red motorcycle?

by **mooyagi** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:06 pm

Slayer condoms. For when you're going South of Heaven. :death:

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=162470

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:21 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Memnoch wrote:So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

Welcome to the Derailment Thread!

So, who likes waffles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g

by **Memnoch** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:14 pm

mooyagi wrote:Slayer condoms. For when you're going South of Heaven.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=162470

Slayer sucks but at least with one of these on you won't catch any diseases.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:45 pm

Memnoch wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Slayer condoms. For when you're going South of Heaven.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=162470

Slayer sucks but at least with one of these on you won't catch any diseases.

Except for maybe flesh eating disease and wouldn't that be fun in that particular region?

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