The Totally Derailed Forum Thread

[AlaskaRachel]

like some terrible grindcore bands, this fried shit only exists to push the limits of what's been done before, good or not.

Well said.

[WizardBeast]

like some terrible grindcore bands, this fried shit only exists to push the limits of what's been done before, good or not.

Well said.

[DragonLordJones]

I don't eat a lot of deep fried things (french fries once in a while .... but I do like lightly salted stuff mostly sunflower seeds and mixed nuts), but honestly who dropped a stick of butter in a deep frier, pull it out and takes a bite, just because it looked crispy?

[WizardBeast]

I don't eat a lot of deep fried things (french fries once in a while .... but I do like lightly salted stuff mostly sunflower seeds and mixed nuts), but honestly who dropped a stick of butter in a deep frier, pull it out and takes a bite, just because it looked crispy?

i just couldn't tell ya!

[Inquisitor]

I don't eat a lot of deep fried things (french fries once in a while .... but I do like lightly salted stuff mostly sunflower seeds and mixed nuts), but honestly who dropped a stick of butter in a deep frier, pull it out and takes a bite, just because it looked crispy?

i just couldn't tell ya!

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

[WizardBeast]

I don't eat a lot of deep fried things (french fries once in a while .... but I do like lightly salted stuff mostly sunflower seeds and mixed nuts), but honestly who dropped a stick of butter in a deep frier, pull it out and takes a bite, just because it looked crispy?

i just couldn't tell ya!

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

that is a little less extreme than deep fried butter! LOL. i've never had a deep fried fair thing besides like funnel cakes.

[AlaskaRachel]

I ate deep fried oreos once and threw them up
Not fun coming back up.

[vikingbitch]

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

A deep fried Snickers bar. Un-fucking-believable. Highly recommended

[mooyagi]

I don't eat a lot of deep fried things (french fries once in a while .... but I do like lightly salted stuff mostly sunflower seeds and mixed nuts), but honestly who dropped a stick of butter in a deep frier, pull it out and takes a bite, just because it looked crispy?

i just couldn't tell ya!

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

That sounds delicious! I want one! That fried butter is scary shit and I wouldn't dare try it. Guess the weirdest fried thing I've had is deep fried Coca Cola or fried ice cream.

[Stained Class]

I ate deep fried oreos once and threw them up
Not fun coming back up.

Where they the breaded mushy kind? I like to deep fry them dry, they actually get harder, and taste awesome.

no homo

[DrinkMoxie]

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

A deep fried Snickers bar. Un-fucking-believable. Highly recommended

there's a small chain around Brooklyn that has those and deep fried pretty much anything else... but I just wont do it...

my favorite deep fried food is probably onion rings... fucking yum!

[EvilDan]

That's an enormous amount of nut butter. Or icing.

Why, thank you. I aim to please!

[EvilDan]

I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila.

EDIT: I'll try to find a list of all the fried shit that is at the State Fair of Texas this year. Literally more than half the fairground is fried food. (Takes up more space than the rides.) Last year, in addition to the margarita, I had fried beer (it was like a ravioli with a really liquid center that tasted like shitty beer), chili, cheese fries, snickers, ice cream, banana... at that point, the beer took over and I don't remember.

But seriously, it's like the fried food capital of the world.

[WizardBeast]

I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila.

that doesn't sound good, was it?

[EvilDan]

I've had a fried Margarita. To me, it seemed like a funnel cake in a shot of tequila.

that doesn't sound good, was it?

LOL... it was AWFUL!

However, I am not good with tequila, so you'd be better off asking someone that can drink it.

[KDibildeaux]

i just couldn't tell ya!

A Fried Twinkee, I've only ever had one. It was a religious experience!

That sounds delicious! I want one! That fried butter is scary shit and I wouldn't dare try it. Guess the weirdest fried thing I've had is deep fried Coca Cola or fried ice cream.

Fried ice cream is awesome! other than that, I'm not too big on fried stuff

[WizardBeast]

Fried ice cream is awesome! other than that, I'm not too big on fried stuff

[DragonLordJones]

we need to roll this in a new direction ... I rode a little white bicycle until I was 3

good thing it wasn't deep fried

[Witch Bear]

Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up

[mooyagi]

we need to roll this in a new direction ... I rode a little white bicycle until I was 3

good thing it wasn't deep fried

Is this your bike?

[KDibildeaux]

Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up

I hear they are quite delectable

[DragonLordJones]

Is this your bike?

close

[Witch Bear]

now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

[mooyagi]

now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

Now to find a deep fryer....

[Witch Bear]

Me am like the way you think. me am go maul dunkin donuts worker and am repay you in kind

[Witch Bear]

me am also want to apologize for earthquake earlier today. Am slight miscalculation on me part when opening trans dimensional portal to Iksaghiltu. if me am break any bradford Exchange Elvis delphi collectible plates then me am very sorry

[EvilDan]

Me am big fan of fried pre schoolers.that am one treat me can never pass up

I've always been partial to the younger, more tender meat of "baby back" ribs.

[sageoftruth]

now homer am just teasing me with picture of delicious Unicorn child

Now to find a deep fryer....

The kid on the bottom is probably thinking, "Kill me please". That smile looked pretty forced to me.

[WizardBeast]

if me am break any bradford Exchange Elvis delphi collectible plates then me am very sorry

don't be! that's doing the world a favor.

[mooyagi]

Who knew the guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers was actually an evil henchman? Fucking slimeball piece of shit.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/austin-powers-actor-convicted-torture.html

[KDibildeaux]

what a scumbag!

[Memnoch]

So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

[mooyagi]

So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

Welcome to the Derailment Thread!

[viathyn]

I'm debating whether or not to make some kind of shoe joke after reading your link, Ryan.



I will refain... for now.

[sageoftruth]

So, this thread went straight from The Unicorn Overlord's private family album to torture? That's not derailment, that's inevitable.

Welcome to the Derailment Thread!

So, who likes waffles?

[asmegin]

[WizardBeast]

sleeping in their harnesses, aww! LOL

[KDibildeaux]

Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

[WizardBeast]

Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

i love pets and critters in general, except for the ol' R & R, rats n roaches, those will get a YUCK from me. my one friend had a pet rat and it smelled so damned bad, even though it wasn't that ugly.

[sageoftruth]

Soooo cute! I love dogs! it's so funny how they twitch in their sleep

i love pets and critters in general, except for the ol' R & R, rats n roaches, those will get a YUCK from me. my one friend had a pet rat and it smelled so damned bad, even though it wasn't that ugly.

Yeah, those can be creepy. Mice, on the other hand are adorable.