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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:10 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:19 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by EvilDan » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:36 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:52 pm

    [quote="EvilDan"]Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:07 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:26 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Ktulured55 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:45 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by ShoreSlayer » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:48 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:04 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus.
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Ktulured55 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:09 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by mooyagi » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:13 pm

    [quote="Ktulured55"]Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus' Barbies
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Ktulured55 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:20 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus' Barbies, he was scared of
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by KDibildeaux » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:21 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus' Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels
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    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:14 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by KDibildeaux » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:25 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by mooyagi » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:28 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Ktulured55 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:16 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:34 am

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being cluless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate,
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by NuuX » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:58 am

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire! :lol:

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Stained Class » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:16 am

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by WizardBeast » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:45 am

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you,"
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by debborah1 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:31 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by WizardBeast » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:55 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO.
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by viathyn » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:01 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by debborah1 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:18 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by sageoftruth » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:49 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by KDibildeaux » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:59 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:10 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!)
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by mooyagi » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:12 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:15 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Evican » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:18 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by KDibildeaux » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:54 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember
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    by WizardBeast » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:03 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear
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    by DrinkMoxie » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:53 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Stained Class » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:55 am

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with
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    by debborah1 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:00 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with sea urchins from hell
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by mooyagi » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:33 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with sea urchins from hell that secreted a sticky
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by DrinkMoxie » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:12 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with sea urchins from hell that secreted a sticky, gooey caramel from its
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by mooyagi » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:17 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with sea urchins from hell that secreted a sticky, gooey caramel from its spines. The caramel made
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    Re: Our Story - The Sequel

    by Stained Class » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:24 pm

    Our new story begins back in the age before Vegemite and Stroopwafels, when unicorns roamed about horning KevinP in the most annoying way. However, was a woman named Moose, whom Nicolas was completely infactuated with. Wanking like there's no tomorrow, the Mooyagicorn imagined a glorious golden sunbeam penetrating the netheregions of our own forum 'Mcqueen', Debborah. We all know she enjoys copulation with sunbeams while head banging to Thrash metal. Following this, hoards of chaos began to spew from the Moose-woman, scaring Nicolas into sharing his sparkly vampires obsession with countless preteen girls ready to take him to the brig for kinky role playing games and throwing caution to the wind.

    Suddenly, a zombie horde began singing Humpty Dance, much to Kevin's approval. He sang every word! His beautiful soprano voice echoed throughout the vast enchanted forest of rainbows. Suddenly, bears appeared, drawn by the sweet aroma of old spice man who had no clue that bears love deodorant. The bears raised upon their manly musk to impress and arouse the Dildobox that was watching, but to no avail. Suddenly, out of nowhere the drool brigade forms a naked pyramid. Everybody ran to see the broads' bewbs but before they could get a view the Noodlin' Nutter popped out of the cleavage pile, nuts ablaze. The zombies suddenly stopped, awed by 13' nutspan and uncanny scrotal smoothness: they looked like brains! Not like Bill's grapes (thousand of juicy grapes!), but pure, nutrient-rich BRAINS!

    Baited, the zombies lurched! And when they did, they hurled over the fabulously flavoured phallic fencepost installed by gay sasquatch. Being clueless, the sasquatch innocently went over to the zombie horde queen and began to play Mozart's Requiem, which burned Viking Bitch's hotel bible, attracting hungry lustful bears. Luckily, the sasquatch had Metalwrath's home phone number. Just one call, and he will be ready to go on a ruthless blind-rage acid trip attack.

    The magical dancing crabs aren't part of this... died in a fire!

    The threat of Metalwrath, the sasquatch warned the zombies, is enough to confound even mighty Zeus. Though Kevin knew the location of Zeus's Barbies he was scared of their pink high heels and his lust for big, unicorn shaped piñatas full of Hammerfall CDs also mixed with Blackguard. "¡¡¡VELOCIDAD ABSURDA!!!" screamed Kate while eating baked potatoes covered in refried beans. "It's good for you," she said, while wetting her whistle with MAYO. Scared of the imminent heat seeking moisture missle, legends claim that Zeus liked picking his nose (snot rockets of DOOM!). He can fling snot through time itself. One mere mortal even remembers a green flying ember sticking to Witch Bear.

    So, confounded, the zombies proceeded to cuddle with sea urchins from hell that secreted a sticky, gooey caramel from its spines. The caramel made a phallic symbol and
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