New Year's Resolutions

[WizardBeast]

My New Year's Resolution is to give up drinking on weekdays Monday throught Thursday (unless I'm at a show or on vacation). So far, I'm successful.

Giving it up entirely is impossible because I love the buzz. I let stress get to me over the last couple of years, so I've been drinking wine everyday when I get home from work. So I'm saving money and reducing my intake of calories! I can down a bottle of wine myself in a night. So at say $8 a bottle, I'm saving $32 a week and 700 calories x 4 nights a week = 2800 calories! Plus I can get more done around the house and make more time to exercise!

It's a reasonable resolution I can stick with. Unfortunately, last night I drank as I usually do and after four days off, I got trashed. LOL I'm gonna have to cut back on the weekends too, I guess.

i have a wee bit of a hangover today myself....boo. i too am trying to cut out drinking on weekdays! i didn't drink every day, but i really am thinking the same- save it for the weekends and save money and calories.

[KDibildeaux]

Actually, last year one of my resolutions was to have a glass of red wine a day, since it's good for you. Didn't last very long

[mooyagi]

Actually, last year one of my resolutions was to have a glass of red wine a day, since it's good for you. Didn't last very long

You're not classy enough for wine

[KDibildeaux]

Actually, last year one of my resolutions was to have a glass of red wine a day, since it's good for you. Didn't last very long

You're not classy enough for wine

Maybe that's why it didn't last long! also, how do you know the wine didn't come from a box???

[mooyagi]

Actually, last year one of my resolutions was to have a glass of red wine a day, since it's good for you. Didn't last very long

You're not classy enough for wine

Maybe that's why it didn't last long! also, how do you know the wine didn't come from a box???

Nothing classier than box wine

[KDibildeaux]

I know

[WizardBeast]

we are all so classy on this here forum.

[mooyagi]

we are all so classy on this here forum.

Yeah baby!

[KDibildeaux]

we are all so classy on this here forum.

That we are

[WizardBeast]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

[KDibildeaux]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

Very well thought out smiley usage!

[mooyagi]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

Class of the highest quality!

[WizardBeast]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

Class of the highest quality!

Mais oui! (french adds even more class of course)

[KDibildeaux]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

Class of the highest quality!

Mais oui! (french adds even more class of course)

But mayo adds even more!

[WizardBeast]

say you have class with a pre-dinner snack!

[KDibildeaux]

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!

[WizardBeast]

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!

so is that swedish guy!

[KDibildeaux]

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!

so is that swedish guy!

YUMMY!

[DrinkMoxie]

You're not classy enough for wine

Maybe that's why it didn't last long! also, how do you know the wine didn't come from a box???

Nothing classier than box wine

I know a guy here that always brings boxed wine to parties... when he gets sleepy he takes the bag out of the box and then uses it as a pillow... sometimes he "has to" drink some to make his pillow more comfy

[KDibildeaux]

Maybe that's why it didn't last long! also, how do you know the wine didn't come from a box???

Nothing classier than box wine

I know a guy here that always brings boxed wine to parties... when he gets sleepy he takes the bag out of the box and then uses it as a pillow... sometimes he "has to" drink some to make his pillow more comfy

Hahah what? it doesn't spill?

[ShoreSlayer]

Hahah what? it doesn't spill?

Those foil bags have sealable taps. You can pour out all the liquid, rinse it out, fill it with air and you'd basically have to jump on it to pop it

[KDibildeaux]

Hahah what? it doesn't spill?

Those foil bags have sealable taps. You can pour out all the liquid, rinse it out, fill it with air and you'd basically have to jump on it to pop it

Good to know! that info may come in handy sometime

[WizardBeast]

honestly, bottles with natural cork stoppers in them are THE worst way to store wine. 3-5% of corks actually rot and way more dry out and crumble into the wine.

screw caps on bottles (and bags inside boxes) actually store the wine much better, but the cheap-wine stigma associated with the humble screw cap prevents this from being the way to go, proving once again how stupid people are.

[last_candle]

wine in a box (or bag in a box) is such a NO GO!
I would probably even refuse to drink it :)

[Michael D.]

honestly, bottles with natural cork stoppers in them are THE worst way to store wine. 3-5% of corks actually rot and way more dry out and crumble into the wine.

screw caps on bottles (and bags inside boxes) actually store the wine much better, but the cheap-wine stigma associated with the humble screw cap prevents this from being the way to go, proving once again how stupid people are.

Stupid people. That’ s a statement of fact from a member of the Mensa group. Eh?

[WizardBeast]

honestly, bottles with natural cork stoppers in them are THE worst way to store wine. 3-5% of corks actually rot and way more dry out and crumble into the wine.

screw caps on bottles (and bags inside boxes) actually store the wine much better, but the cheap-wine stigma associated with the humble screw cap prevents this from being the way to go, proving once again how stupid people are.

Stupid people. That’ s a statement of fact from a member of the Mensa group. Eh?

Mensa. Paying an annual fee to say you're smart = not so smart! this Beast refused that noise.

[EvilDan]

There are actually some very high quality wines that are putting their product out in boxes, specifically because of the storage/ease of use aspects.

[Christian Rock]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

[AlaskaRachel]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

YOU HAVE RELEASED THE TROLL!

[EvilDan]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

You'll want to stay the fuck away from me then.

[CaptOblivious]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

You'll want to stay the fuck away from me then.

what you don't like a group of people that promotes mind control, sexual molestation and and profittering??

[vikingbitch]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

You'll want to stay the fuck away from me then.

what you don't like a group of people that promotes mind control, sexual molestation and and profittering??

[CaptOblivious]

always have loved that poster and any other similar versions

[Ktulured55]

if you notice, i usually try to put the chick first then the guy, so it looks like he's gonna spooge on her breastesses or into her mouth when it opens briefly. now that's class!

Great thinking and forum strategy WBeast!

[vikingbitch]

always have loved that poster and any other similar versions

Makes my heart smile

[Ktulured55]

Yes, that is a good poster, very funny .


I make little resolutions throughout the year or whenever, but I kind of made myself a new years resolution to drink more, .... and eat less. but eating less is a resolution I make every day... so the drink more is really the new year's one.

[Stained Class]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

...this guy is a troll right? I wasn't sure at first but then I saw that he said his favourite bands are Rotting Christ and Deicide

[mooyagi]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

...this guy is a troll right? I wasn't sure at first but then I saw that he said his favourite bands are Rotting Christ and Deicide

Definitely a troll.

[CaptOblivious]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

...this guy is a troll right? I wasn't sure at first but then I saw that he said his favourite bands are Rotting Christ and Deicide

Definitely a troll.

if only he was a more skilled or funny troll .. he coulda been fun.

[KDibildeaux]

My resolution is to get more devoted to Jesue Christ, our savior.

YOU HAVE RELEASED THE TROLL!