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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by WizardBeast » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:43 am

    this just makes me think of how badly Slayer song title-related pickuplines would FAIL:

    "Hey baby, Hell Awaits"....

    "Uh, no thanks, it's Raining Blood"....so you might NOT wanna go "South of Heaven".

    "Seeing you naked is like a Dead Skin Mask"

    "I'll fuck you Piece by Piece, Necrophobic, Postmortem style"

    "no way, you're Criminally Insane"

    SLAYER = LEAST SEXY BAND EVER.

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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by Memnoch » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:52 am

    I fully support giving free condoms to Slayer fans. We don't need any more of that kind on this planet.
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:27 am

    Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.
    2012 - You never forget your first time. And MDB.
    Barge - Ruled. Period.
    2015 - Booked early, soft lineup.
    2016 - Awesome. Best lineup since Barge.
    2018 - Great time.
    2020 - Hypocrisy or bust.
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by WizardBeast » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:32 am

    Ogre wrote:Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.


    yeah, no kidding...so not sexy!
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:35 am

    Haha this is great!
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:40 am

    Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:48 am

    nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

    What can be more romantic than that? :lol:
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:52 am

    KDibildeaux wrote:
    nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

    What can be more romantic than that? :lol:


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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:53 am

    nekrobarr wrote:
    KDibildeaux wrote:
    nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

    What can be more romantic than that? :lol:


    ANAL with a few words to separate the first word of this sentence from the last which is FISTING.

    It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:56 am

    KDibildeaux wrote:It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:


    With a leaky answer!
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:08 am

    nekrobarr wrote:
    KDibildeaux wrote:It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:


    With a leaky answer!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: ew
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:52 pm

    2012 - You never forget your first time. And MDB.
    Barge - Ruled. Period.
    2015 - Booked early, soft lineup.
    2016 - Awesome. Best lineup since Barge.
    2018 - Great time.
    2020 - Hypocrisy or bust.
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:23 pm

    gnoff wrote:after talks of fisting, I dare not look at a posted youtube link...

    Be brave, gnoff, Peter Tagtgren would click the link...
    2012 - You never forget your first time. And MDB.
    Barge - Ruled. Period.
    2015 - Booked early, soft lineup.
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    2018 - Great time.
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    by doomguy » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:10 pm

    Memnoch wrote:I fully support giving free condoms to Slayer fans. We don't need any more of that kind on this planet.

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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by DemonNIN » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:52 pm

    Ogre wrote:Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.

    ROFL good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by debborah1 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:44 pm

    nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

    .....Fuck yeah!....thats a GREAT term ;) ...spankity spank!
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    Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

    by burcloe » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:40 am

    Oh my gosh! I think I need this in my life! I love funny merchandising.. It really makes fun to collect such curiosities. Don't you agree? And the t-shirt isn't bad too. I think I would wear it often. I will check out how to order this stuff- valentine's day or not... who cares about special days anyway? You need condoms the whole time of the year.
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