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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by DrinkMoxie » Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:39 pm

    I just don't wanna hear about a Mitt Romney erection...
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by mooyagi » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:33 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:I just don't wanna hear about a Mitt Romney erection...


    Can't his magic underpants stop that? :mrgreen:
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by Stained Class » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:00 am

    X-Thor wrote:An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders one quarter of a beer, the fourth orders one eight.

    The bartender sighs "You are all idiots", he says, and pours two beers.

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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by sageoftruth » Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:27 pm

    Stained Class wrote:
    X-Thor wrote:An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders one quarter of a beer, the fourth orders one eight.

    The bartender sighs "You are all idiots", he says, and pours two beers.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Why waste an infinitely small morsel of beer?
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by sageoftruth » Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:51 pm

    Many centuries ago, on the fourth day of March, the Romans were engaged in battle with the Carthaginians. The Carthaginian leader was crafty and sent out a small number of forces to meet the enemy. Eager to display their prowess, all the Roman commanders ordered their troops to pour forth and attack.

    It was a trap. All the soldiers were then ambushed by the Carthaginian reserves and only one man survived to report back to the emperor.

    Eventually, the Romans had amassed a new army and were eager for revenge. To ensure that none of the troops forgot about their costly error from before, at the start of the upcoming battle, all of the officers were to address the troops with the phrase, “Remember March Fourth!”

    No Roman soldier survived that day.
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by Kingslayer » Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:33 pm

    A Catholic priest and a rabbi are on a walk together, and they see these two kids. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's screw them", and the rabbi asks, "Out of what?"
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by sageoftruth » Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:44 pm

    Kingslayer wrote:A Catholic priest and a rabbi are on a walk together, and they see these two kids. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's screw them", and the rabbi asks, "Out of what?"


    Nice. I'm gonna share that one.
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by DrinkMoxie » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:28 am

    Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

















































































    Because he uses only the finest ingredients.
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by manooel » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:12 pm

    A little bit racist here but it's a friggin joke !

    What's the difference between Batman and a black man ?









    Batman can go out a night without Robin !!


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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by Kingslayer » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:27 pm

    manooel wrote:A little bit racist here but it's a friggin joke !

    What's the difference between Batman and a black man ?









    Batman can go out a night without Robin !!


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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by sageoftruth » Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:51 am

    Any programmers on this thread?

    Professor: What's the problem?
    C Student: My program is running very slowly. Do you have any pointers?
    Professor: I dunno, do you?
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    Re: GOT A GOOD JOKE??

    by Mr. HCI » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:01 am

    This isn't a joke, but it should be:

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