Disaster Area wrote:^^^^^^^^^^KUDDOS for that one Deb^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dutchguy-Tim wrote:LOL!!! verry funny
you make this joke in all sorts of varities
so this is a pretty general one
barack obama is enjoing a free day and takes a walk in the park.
after a time he stumbles over over something, he looks and sees an old oil lamp
when is back home he rubbeds the lamp in hope of genie.
and by all means a genie DOES come out!
I am the mighty genie of the lamp and I will grant you three wishes BUT! I know you fight a war against al qaida. so to stop you to get greedy, every memeber of al qaida will get the double of your wish!
barack obama thinks for a moment and says: I want every men or women in the army equiped with the best arms!
the genie nods and says, your military has been equiped. however, al qaida has now twice as many weapons
obama thinks a little whille longer and says: i want the best weapons shield in the world
the genie nods again and says, the USA is now protected by the best weapeons shied in the world. however al qaida is being protected by an even better shield!
obama thinks long after this and after quite a while he says:
all this weaponry and defence does not help a single person, therefor I would like to donate a kidney
Dutchguy-Tim wrote:wouldn't it be fun to live your life backwards?
firstly, you would raise from the grave. a spectacular beginning. when you get out of the box you will be greeted by all of your friends and family (which you do not have to pick out)
and they also brought you flowers.
after that you can relax and sit behind the geraniums for about 20 years. you can have drinks every day, you will get your pension monthly and now and them you will make a little trip.
at one day there is a guy at your door offering you a nice golden watch, and offers you a well payd job
after the years you go by you more and more enjoy your work, you are feeling better and you can smoke all you want because your longs a getting cleaner by the day.
also you can drink what you want, the hangovers are getiing shorter and shorter, your beer belly is slowly getting less for which you do not have to do anything!
you also are loving husband/wive more and more. at first you only have sex once a week but at the end at least 10 times a week.
then after a certain time you have to go to school, but you do not have to crap because you already know all.
then the last years of your life, you can enjoy yourself with building sandcastles and all the candy you want (you already have lost all your teeth anyway)
then you suck a nice brest for a couple of month and after that enjoy the safety of womens woumb.
and so end your life, with a great orgasm!!!
maybe this is to innovative, but i''ll sign for it!
debborah1 wrote:Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ***!"
... the teacher fainted!
lol.....what a way to start the day!
viathyn wrote:SWEET BERRY WIIIINE!
Disaster Area wrote:this isn't really a joke, but a link to a hilarious email exchange, I nearly stroked out while reading it. I'd like to believe it was a real exchange, but even if it was fabricated, it's still damned funny!
NuuX wrote:A pirate with a steering wheel in his crotch walks into a bar.
Bartender: What's up with the stearing wheel in your crotch?
Pirate: YAAAARGHHH! It be drivin' me nuts!
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