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by **Sgt. B** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:17 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

Tried BISON last night at my pub---Bison Burger with Poutine!!! SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDD!!!!!

Bison burgers are good!

+1

by **Sgt. B** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:22 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

Tried BISON last night at my pub---Bison Burger with Poutine!!! SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDD!!!!!

If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:59 pm

WTG Lemmy!

MotorheadPhones

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:26 am

Sgt. B wrote:
Jaimie38 wrote:Yes, that Facebook nonsense was ...well nonsense. I didn't get involved at all, but apparantly I am a metal poser. I have short hair,no tattoos, wore golfshirts on the first cruise ( ) and have a managerial type job. Oh well.

Tried BISON last night at my pub---Bison Burger with Poutine!!! SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDD!!!!!

If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.

by **Memnoch** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am

WizardBeast wrote:
Sgt. B wrote:If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.

How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

by **Stained Class** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:27 am

We are posers
We are the 99.99%
#Occupy70K

Random thought in my head for the day.

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:07 pm

I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows

by **Sgt. B** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:36 pm

gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows

Andy, please book Diamondhead & put them on the pool deck for Gnoff.

"I was called a poser on the Book of Face
Thank this little b**ch, for putting me in my place
Sun shine down on me now, scorch my face
Blistered and burnt, pool girls towels can't hide my disgrace

....

Am I poser?
Yes I am
Am I poser?
I am Gnoff
Yes I am"

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:42 pm

gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows

Looks like you're having a little TOO MUCH FUN back there....LOL Fuckin' fun police! Why can't I hump your fuzzy pink backpack? that is FUN and METAL as fuck.

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:42 pm

Memnoch wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Sgt. B wrote:If I was going, I would try to get a t-shirt made up that had something like "99.99 % Metal Poser" It would be even more awesome as a golfshirt.

That's pretty effin awesome. I would love to see guys with 99.99% Metal Poser polo shirts on the cruise! HAHAH. hey a lot of we cruisers are managerial types hence how we can afford such amazing nonsense in the first place.

How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

Oh Shit!

Very timely.

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:07 pm

Sgt. B wrote:
gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows

Andy, please book Diamondhead & put them on the pool deck for Gnoff.

"I was called a poser on the Book of Face
Thank this little b**ch, for putting me in my place
Sun shine down on me now, scorch my face
Blistered and burnt, pool girls towels can't hide my disgrace

....

Am I poser?
Yes I am
Am I poser?
I am Gnoff
Yes I am"

YES I am!

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:08 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm fairly sure I'm a poser, gotta be, since I am not able to spot poser, then I have to be one of them, right?

I don't have long hair even, and I've been busted by the fun police at black metal shows

Looks like you're having a little TOO MUCH FUN back there....LOL Fuckin' fun police! Why can't I hump your fuzzy pink backpack? that is FUN and METAL as fuck.

yeah, stupid fun police, if they don't like it they don't gotta watch me have fun!

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:09 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

Oh Shit!

Very timely.

How about "poser inside" buttons? :lol:

by **Sgt. B** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:14 pm

gnoff_the_creep wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

Oh Shit!

Very timely.

How about "poser inside" buttons?

by **athun** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:11 pm

my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this. :wank:

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:22 pm

Uh oh!

gnoff_the_creep wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

Oh Shit!

Very timely.

How about "poser inside" buttons?

Hahah that's a pretty sweet idea :mrgreen:

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:41 pm

athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this.

by **sageoftruth** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:19 am

mooyagi wrote:
athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this.

Poser hispters.

by **vikingbitch** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:31 am

Stained Class wrote:We are posers
We are the 99.99%
#Occupy70K

Random thought in my head for the day.

This was my absolute favorite :lol:

by **Stained Class** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:02 am

vikingbitch wrote:
Stained Class wrote:We are posers
We are the 99.99%
#Occupy70K

Random thought in my head for the day.

This was my absolute favorite

Yay!

by **DemonNIN** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:49 am

athun wrote:my friend who is an actual poser is really getting pissed at all the people posing as posers and has threatened to go ninja on you all. he is 99.99% sure of this.

by **DemonNIN** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:49 am

gnoff_the_creep wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:How 'bout some 99,99% Metal Poser buttons?

Oh Shit!

Very timely.

How about "poser inside" buttons?

Excellent idea Gnoff! :viking:

by **athun** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:18 am

Stained Class wrote:We are posers
We are the 99.99%
#Occupy70K

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:00 pm

DemonNIN wrote:
gnoff_the_creep wrote:How about "poser inside" buttons?

Excellent idea Gnoff!

Why than you so much

by **mooyagi** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:29 pm

Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:25 pm

mooyagi wrote:Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.

I worked as a pest control tech for about a year and half a lifetime or two ago. Feel free to hit me up if ya got questions about that shituation

by **mooyagi** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:30 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.

I worked as a pest control tech for about a year and half a lifetime or two ago. Feel free to hit me up if ya got questions about that shituation

Not too concerned. Cockroaches happen from time to time out here. As long as there aren't many. Given that we just had a major (for Arizona) cold snap, I assume it was just trying to come in from the desert to escape the cold. If I start seeing a bunch I'll be sure to hit you up for some advice.

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:59 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Gross! I'm happily taking a dump and a fucking cockroach came tumbling out ouf the air vent above me. Glad it was a little one and only one (so far). Oh! And that it didn't land on me just next to me.

I worked as a pest control tech for about a year and half a lifetime or two ago. Feel free to hit me up if ya got questions about that shituation

All of us were truly anxious to hear about his dump. Hell, tell me more about the cockroach, please! :roll:

by **EvilDan** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:06 pm

I'm about to be a real dick and teach people why I am right, and they are ignorant.

by **Jaimie38** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:13 pm

[quote="mooyagi"]Gross! I'm happily taking a dump Glad it was a little one

Well.

Website · by **Conrad** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:53 am

I'm a poser.

by **gnoff_the_creep** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:32 am

I'm pretty hungry

had to skip breakfast to make it to the morning meeting

lunch, well you know it, SOON!

by **DemonNIN** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:34 am

EvilDan wrote:I'm about to be a real dick and teach people why I am right, and they are ignorant.

Website · by **Conrad** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:16 pm

Fuck, we're awesome.

http://crooksandliars.com/nonny-mouse/g ... th-isnt-us

by **DemonNIN** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:45 pm

gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm pretty hungry

had to skip breakfast to make it to the morning meeting

lunch, well you know it, SOON!

I also skipped breakfast today since I was awake till 3 am chatting via IM/e mail/ phone last night. Couldn't sleep until I took something. Didn't eat till 1 pm today, Thursday. I hate missing breakfast. I make such amazing things.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:09 pm

Conrad wrote:I'm a poser.

Get the fuck out of here, poser! If I see you on board, I WILL kill you! in self defense! I've been a Navy SEAL as well as NINJA for 37 years so don't mess with me bro! this IS a legible threat!
/dead horse beaten.

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:13 pm

DemonNIN wrote:
gnoff_the_creep wrote:I'm pretty hungry

had to skip breakfast to make it to the morning meeting

lunch, well you know it, SOON!

I also skipped breakfast today since I was awake till 3 am chatting via IM/e mail/ phone last night. Couldn't sleep until I took something. Didn't eat till 1 pm today, Thursday. I hate missing breakfast. I make such amazing things.

What do you make? :mrgreen:

I usually have oatmeal with flaxseed and blueberries.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:18 pm

Conrad wrote:Fuck, we're awesome.

http://crooksandliars.com/nonny-mouse/g ... th-isnt-us

That was great but... it ISN'T a movie clip?

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:28 pm

We made tomato soup today. I like!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:28 pm

Conrad wrote:Fuck, we're awesome.

http://crooksandliars.com/nonny-mouse/g ... th-isnt-us

are they accepting immigrants?

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