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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Laura » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:29 am

    Evican wrote:
    tyrwoman wrote:Aragorn - *sighs* :oops: :P
    agree with what you said, Rachel. Viggo is just an ok looking guy as Viggo imo - the long hair and costumes in LOTR (and the overall role as Aragorn) did wonders for him ;)

    It's the long hair and the accent! Mmmmm.

    Is it just me or does he also look younger as Aragorn?


    Yes, indeed! He was in his early forties in LOTR - very hot 40's man I might add, but *sigh* - he's looking lots older now at 52 as we all do or will ;) (but still awesome nonetheless).

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    by MrsAceMasterHan » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:59 am

    audrey wrote:And lest we forget Alexander Skarsgard......this man is too sexy for words!

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by cg138 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:54 pm

    You women are so superficial. What about the beauty of a mind?

    I would totally gay it up with the Dev. Just putting that out there.
    I would probably be disappointed when I found that talent wasn't sexually transmitted, however.
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Amanda » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:11 pm

    damn it i cant get the picture to add!!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Amanda » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:13 pm

    grimmy82 wrote:
    debborah1 wrote:Ummmmm....I don't know who the F this is but.........Id climb him like a tree any day....(did I just say that out loud?)
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    HOLY FUCK!!! I WANNA PRETEND I'M BLIND AND THAT HIS BODY IS MADE OUT OF BRAILLE!!!!!!!!



    yummy!!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Laura » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:17 pm

    cg138 wrote:You women are so superficial. What about the beauty of a mind?

    I would totally gay it up with the Dev. Just putting that out there.
    I would probably be disappointed when I found that talent wasn't sexually transmitted, however.


    uh, like men have never admired women strictly (or in a major way) for their physical appearance since....like since the beginning of time? ;)
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Evican » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:34 pm

    audrey wrote:And lest we forget Alexander Skarsgard......this man is too sexy for words!

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    Yes! Although, I prefer him with long hair.

    tyrwoman wrote:Yes, indeed! He was in his early forties in LOTR - very hot 40's man I might add, but *sigh* - he's looking lots older now at 52 as we all do or will (but still awesome nonetheless).

    That's also true, but didn't he do a movie shortly after LOTR? That Hidalgo (?) movie? He still looked older there. Maybe it's the long hair that gives him back his youthful face!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Evican » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:41 pm

    Ryan Reynolds. Mmmm... And he's funny to boot!

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Disaster Area » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:44 pm

    Admit it;

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Laura » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:17 pm

    sez who? sez you in your dreams methinks :P :trashdrink: :lol:
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    by Laura » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:22 pm

    Evican wrote:Ryan Reynolds. Mmmm... And he's funny to boot!

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    Recently saw him in the movie The Proposal with Sandra Bullock - loved it! He is very cute AND very funny indeed.
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by grimmy82 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:52 pm

    tyrwoman wrote:
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    HOLY FUCK!!! I WANNA PRETEND I'M BLIND AND THAT HIS BODY IS MADE OUT OF BRAILLE!!!!!!!!


    Grimmy - you're awesome - your enthusiam is unmatched :heavydrink: :D How do you say it?
    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    And.... Notice how we've now got dueling male/female hot threads going on? :lol:
    I'm afraid to imagine what's next :shock: :?


    Haha! Thanks! :cheers:

    Alexander Skarsgard is hot. I'd hit it til I passed out!! FACT!

    And now my main notivation for watching NCIS, Michael Weatherly.


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    oh by the way I'm partially blind so I hope they come in braille :cheers: :lol:
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by cg138 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:02 pm

    grimmy82 wrote:

    HOLY FUCK!!! I WANNA PRETEND I'M BLIND AND THAT HIS BODY IS MADE OUT OF BRAILLE!!!!!!!!




    grimmy82 wrote:
    I'd bang him like a screendoor in a hurricane!


    I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Evican » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:15 pm

    cg138 wrote:I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:

    Ditto. :lol:

    Too funny! I like looking at half naked men though. :D
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by audrey » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:16 pm

    Agreed on the Ryan Reynolds. He is one sexy mofo. And Canadian. Double win!!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Evican » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:21 pm

    Here are some "Gods Of Football". Which is NRL (National Rugby League) here in Australia. :D

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by ShoreSlayer » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:23 pm

    Evican wrote:
    cg138 wrote:I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:

    Ditto. :lol:

    Too funny! I like looking at half naked men though. :D

    I think he does too :lol:

    Wait, why am I in this thread? I seem to have lost my way :shock:

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by cg138 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:50 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    Evican wrote:
    cg138 wrote:I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:

    Ditto. :lol:

    Too funny! I like looking at half naked men though. :D

    I think he does too :lol:

    Wait, why am I in this thread? I seem to have lost my way :shock:

    *disappears in a puff of smoke ala The Roadrunner*


    Come off it, penguin. You know damn well why you're in this thread. Bookmarking it and compulsively checking it every five minutes is nothing to be ashamed of. We still love you.
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    by ShoreSlayer » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:08 pm

    cg138 wrote:Come off it, penguin. You know damn well why you're in this thread. Bookmarking it and compulsively checking it every five minutes is nothing to be ashamed of. We still love you.

    Busted! I just can't keep away. I even have it auto-updating to my phone when I'm in another room :?

    Damn you for EVER starting this cursed thread Grimmy!! :evil:
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by grimmy82 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:11 pm

    Evican wrote:
    cg138 wrote:I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:

    Ditto. :lol:

    Too funny! I like looking at half naked men though. :D


    Hahah thanks guys. You should hear me when I'm drunk. :lol:
    In regards to the rugby guys, I would really like the experience Australian multi-cultural learnings!!! I'd take any one of those dudes, but #2 is catching my eye especially.
    I have two questions:

    1) What's his name?
    2) WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!!?
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    oh by the way I'm partially blind so I hope they come in braille :cheers: :lol:
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by Evican » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:59 pm

    grimmy82 wrote:
    Evican wrote:
    cg138 wrote:I could look at half naked men all day just to read your existentially awesome sexual euphemisms. :lol:

    Ditto. :lol:

    Too funny! I like looking at half naked men though. :D


    Hahah thanks guys. You should hear me when I'm drunk. :lol:
    In regards to the rugby guys, I would really like the experience Australian multi-cultural learnings!!! I'd take any one of those dudes, but #2 is catching my eye especially.
    I have two questions:

    1) What's his name?
    2) WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!!?

    His name is Daniel Conn and he actually plays for the team that I follow. (Sydney Roosters) He's very nice indeed.

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by grimmy82 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:23 pm

    HOLY. CRAP.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I can has Australian beefcake?!?!
    I'd tackle him and hump him like a jackrabbit in the spring time!!!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by cg138 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:56 am

    grimmy82 wrote:HOLY. CRAP.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I can has Australian beefcake?!?!
    I'd tackle him and hump him like a jackrabbit in the spring time!!!


    You'll have to do better. That comment wasn't worth seeing above dude preparing to rub one out.
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    by ShoreSlayer » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:01 am

    At least in the 'For the guys' thread we've so far had the decency to limit the Not Safe For Work or Might Cross the Lines of Forum Sensibilities post to mere links. We may just have to step up our game over there :headbanger:
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    by grimmy82 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:01 am

    cg138 wrote:
    grimmy82 wrote:HOLY. CRAP.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I can has Australian beefcake?!?!
    I'd tackle him and hump him like a jackrabbit in the spring time!!!


    You'll have to do better. That comment wasn't worth seeing above dude preparing to rub one out.



    I'd play with his rugby balls. :lol:

    OR

    I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!
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    oh by the way I'm partially blind so I hope they come in braille :cheers: :lol:
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    by ShoreSlayer » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:06 am

    grimmy82 wrote:I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!


    /reluctant golf clap

    she's good. ya gotta give her that. she IS good
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by cg138 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:07 am

    grimmy82 wrote:I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!


    Haha, I'm flattered yo care so much. That one was sufficiently hilarious, though I'm not sure exactly what it might imply.
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    by grimmy82 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:19 am

    cg138 wrote:
    grimmy82 wrote:I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!


    Haha, I'm flattered yo care so much. That one was sufficiently hilarious, though I'm not sure exactly what it might imply.



    HAHA. Just think about it for a second....A GOAL ON HIS FACE. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    grimmy82 wrote:I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!


    /reluctant golf clap

    she's good. ya gotta give her that. she IS good




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    by cg138 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:24 am

    If I had to speculate, I would suggest that his face is the net, and your genitals are the ball.
    But literally, it sounds like you want to kick him in the face.
    Possibly both.
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    by grimmy82 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:40 am

    cg138 wrote:If I had to speculate, I would suggest that his face is the net, and your genitals are the ball.
    But literally, it sounds like you want to kick him in the face.
    Possibly both.



    Hahaha actually...I would be using his face as my recliner! :lol:
    I would never kick that gorgeous face!
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    by Evican » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:35 am

    grimmy82 wrote:HOLY. CRAP.
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I can has Australian beefcake?!?!
    I'd tackle him and hump him like a jackrabbit in the spring time!!!

    Hahaha! Let me see if I can find more pictures.
    In the meantime... Some reading material. He's a massage therapist! :heavydrink:

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    by Evican » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:38 am

    ShoreSlayer wrote:At least in the 'For the guys' thread we've so far had the decency to limit the Not Safe For Work or Might Cross the Lines of Forum Sensibilities post to mere links. We may just have to step up our game over there :headbanger:

    It was purely for showing off his tattoo. ;) :D
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    by ShoreSlayer » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:01 am

    Evican wrote:It was purely for showing off his tattoo. ;) :D

    Note to self: Be sure hot, naked vixens in pics have at least one tiny tattoo somewhere on visible flesh in order to serve as disclaimer and get out of creep free card :P
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    by Evican » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:07 am

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    Evican wrote:It was purely for showing off his tattoo. ;) :D

    Note to self: Be sure hot, naked vixens in pics have at least one tiny tattoo somewhere on visible flesh in order to serve as disclaimer and get out of creep free card :P

    As long as it's Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Biel, it's ok by me! :D

    But alas... I don't recall seeing a tattoo on either of them.
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    by debborah1 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:11 am

    Evican wrote:Here are some "Gods Of Football". Which is NRL (National Rugby League) here in Australia. :D

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    Oh I would definatley "cuddle" with these guys lol....one at a time please...oops....bad Debborah....Ahh ha ha ha haaaaaa....."screendoor in a hurricane" I like that......alot
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by grimmy82 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:22 am

    debborah1 wrote:
    Oh I would definatley "cuddle" with these guys lol....one at a time please...oops....bad Debborah....Ahh ha ha ha haaaaaa....."screendoor in a hurricane" I like that......alot




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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by sideways » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:13 pm

    Ladies, I give you....

    Mark Hunter (Chimaira)

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    And Sakis Tolis of Rotting Christ

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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by WizardBeast » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:45 pm

    no one thinks Simen (Vortex) ex-Dimmu/Borknagar/Arcturus is hot besides me?

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    i've met him in person, he's tall and hot w/out all the makeup and has a SEXY voice and SEXY accent!!
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by WizardBeast » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:26 pm

    Sakis is pretty hot! !! :viking:

    I LOVE Rotting Christ, too...
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    Re: For the ladies of Ultimate Metal...

    by grimmy82 » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:25 pm

    I've known this guy for a long time (10 years!!) and I've always found him to be hot! He may be little, but he is fuckin' sexy AND he is one of the sweetest guys I know!
    Ladies I give you Bud Burke, formerly of Exhumed.

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    Here's a vid of him jamming on guitar. God DAMN IT!! Why didn't I ever nail this guy!?! *kicks self*

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