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by **grimmy82** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:22 am

debborah1 wrote:
Oh I would definatley "cuddle" with these guys lol....one at a time please...oops....bad Debborah....Ahh ha ha ha haaaaaa....."screendoor in a hurricane" I like that......alot

Hahahah thanks!

Evican wrote:Hahaha! Let me see if I can find more pictures.
In the meantime... Some reading material. He's a massage therapist!

Daniel Conn

Ooooooooooooooo he can massage me anytime. Full body massage!!!! WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!!

by **sideways** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:13 pm

Ladies, I give you....

Mark Hunter (Chimaira)

And Sakis Tolis of Rotting Christ

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:45 pm

no one thinks Simen (Vortex) ex-Dimmu/Borknagar/Arcturus is hot besides me?

i've met him in person, he's tall and hot w/out all the makeup and has a SEXY voice and SEXY accent!!

by **Malaka** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:50 pm

sideways wrote:Ladies, I give you....

Sakis Tolis of Rotting Christ

HAHA, Sakis is a friend of mine, he would be pleased to know he's on this list. :cool:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:26 pm

Sakis is pretty hot! !! :viking:

I LOVE Rotting Christ, too...

by **grimmy82** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:25 pm

I've known this guy for a long time (10 years!!) and I've always found him to be hot! He may be little, but he is fuckin' sexy AND he is one of the sweetest guys I know!
Ladies I give you Bud Burke, formerly of Exhumed.

Here's a vid of him jamming on guitar. God DAMN IT!! Why didn't I ever nail this guy!?! *kicks self*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL2Pa5hEK5I

by **vikingbitch** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:00 am

grimmy82 wrote:
cg138 wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:HOLY. CRAP.

I can has Australian beefcake?!?!
I'd tackle him and hump him like a jackrabbit in the spring time!!!

You'll have to do better. That comment wasn't worth seeing above dude preparing to rub one out.

I'd play with his rugby balls.

OR

I'd like to score a goal on that guy's FACE!!!

bahaha Grimmy if you're still doing the men of 70k pics on cruise count me in if you need the help girl - its refreshing to see other females subjectify men as much as I like to :heavydrink:

Looking forward to drinking with you ladies and here's hoping we have men of this caliber "abroad" for eye candy :lol:

I don't think Eric Bana has been posted yet...mmm. Its hard getting pictures to post on here - I get WAYYY too A.D.D. checking out pictures of half naked men and forget why I started looking at them in the first place... lol.

by **grimmy82** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:13 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
bahaha Grimmy if you're still doing the men of 70k pics on cruise count me in if you need the help girl - its refreshing to see other females subjectify men as much as I like to

My best friends are the same way too! :lol:

by **Sophisticat** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:47 am

Hey Ladies,

nice thread ;D

debborah1 wrote:uMMMMM TYR GUITARIST.....=YUMMY........and single?

both are taken :cry:

by **Laura** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:42 pm

Sophisticat wrote:Hey Ladies,

nice thread ;D

Yes, indeedy!
Some more of my favorite actors of all time….who also happen to LOOK really amazing in these roles.
Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans

Johnny Depp in The Libertine

Ralph Feinnes in The English Patient

Al Pacino in The Godfather

Robert DeNiro in The Mission

Keanu Reeves in The Matrix movies

And a few more of Viggo in LOTR (there can never be too many pix of Aragorn *sighs*

)

by **debborah1** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:43 pm

Sophisticat wrote:Hey Ladies,

nice thread ;D

debborah1 wrote:uMMMMM TYR GUITARIST.....=YUMMY........and single?

both are taken

Aw ratz......lol....Lucky girls!

by **Disaster Area** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:45 pm

cg138 wrote:I would totally gay it up with the Dev.

really..?

/shudder/

by **alex_canada** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:26 pm

vikingbitch wrote:Looking forward to drinking with you ladies and here's hoping we have men of this caliber "abroad" for eye candy

Yeah, I'm sure there'll be plenty of athletic, good-looking eye candy for you on this trip...oh wait....

by **audrey** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:09 pm

Now how could we have forgotten Johnny Depp for this long?? *sigh*

I will need to do some more googling! :lol:

by **grimmy82** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:00 pm

OMGAAWD. Viggo in LOTR = OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Hell, LOTR is full of delicious looking men!!

by **alex_canada** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:28 pm

I'm watching ROTK right now as I do homework...Aragorn is one of the two men who could drag me to the dark side.

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:32 pm

alex_canada wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:Looking forward to drinking with you ladies and here's hoping we have men of this caliber "abroad" for eye candy

Yeah, I'm sure there'll be plenty of athletic, good-looking eye candy for you on this trip...oh wait....

lol well "eye candy" wasn't on my priority list when I booked this cruise :lol:

We should do a poll thread to see how many guys live in their mom's basements and play WoW. My realistic expectation of a good majority of the men on board is shown below and I'm not going there for that anyways, even if I didn't have a guy at home well my schedule on this cruise to see all the bands I want to is going to be tighter than Christine O' Donnell's vagina (just loose enough to fit in some drinking). I could add a bit more to that but I'm still chuckling at my clever Christine O' Donnell joke. Now fellow female forum goers, my apologies for besmirching this awesome thread with this picture but it ties in so nicely:

And now to compensate...

.... a girl can dream. All be it unrealistically. lol.

by **audrey** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:42 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
alex_canada wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:Looking forward to drinking with you ladies and here's hoping we have men of this caliber "abroad" for eye candy

Yeah, I'm sure there'll be plenty of athletic, good-looking eye candy for you on this trip...oh wait....

lol well "eye candy" wasn't on my priority list when I booked this cruise

We should do a poll thread to see how many guys live in their mom's basements and play WoW. My realistic expectation of a good majority of the men on board is shown below and I'm not going there for that anyways, even if I didn't have a guy at home well my schedule on this cruise to see all the bands I want to is going to be tighter than Christine O' Donnell's vagina (just loose enough to fit in some drinking). I could add a bit more to that but I'm still chuckling at my clever Christine O' Donnell joke. Now fellow female forum goers, my apologies for besmirching this awesome thread with this picture but it ties in so nicely:

Oh boy.

by **audrey** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:44 am

I personally believe that there will be tons of eye candy on the cruise. Especially our forum buddies

Until then.........

Morean from Dark Fortress......

by **Disaster Area** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:13 pm

you know I am always eager to make a meaningful contribution

by **grimmy82** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:34 pm

BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

by **vikingbitch** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:10 pm

grimmy82 wrote:BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude just wait until you see this, one of the blogs that I've really enjoyed for a long while now is metalsucks.net but after they posted this I was unable to even think about going near their website for ages. The article didn't even give warning to what I was about to see. Horrifying.

This picture still haunts me. Straight up.

I think I may owe many of you drinks on board just for having to look at that. Ahhhck.

by **Laura** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:17 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude just wait until you see this, one of the blogs that I've really enjoyed for a long while now is metalsucks.net but after they posted this I was unable to even think about going near their website for ages. The article didn't even give warning to what I was about to see. Horrifying.

This picture still haunts me. Straight up.

I think I may owe many of you drinks on board just for having to look at that. Ahhhck.

That is so lame....I think I need more epic movie characters to rid my mind of that

and sorry, I know I've posted pix of him before, but hands-down, my fave movie EVER - Braveheart!!!!!!!!!

by **audrey** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:21 am

vikingbitch wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude just wait until you see this, one of the blogs that I've really enjoyed for a long while now is metalsucks.net but after they posted this I was unable to even think about going near their website for ages. The article didn't even give warning to what I was about to see. Horrifying.

This picture still haunts me. Straight up.

I think I may owe many of you drinks on board just for having to look at that. Ahhhck.

I just puked in my mouth a little bit. :cry:

by **last_candle** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:14 am

audrey wrote:I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

who wouldn't?

by **debborah1** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:28 am

vikingbitch wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:BURNING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude just wait until you see this, one of the blogs that I've really enjoyed for a long while now is metalsucks.net but after they posted this I was unable to even think about going near their website for ages. The article didn't even give warning to what I was about to see. Horrifying.

This picture still haunts me. Straight up.

I think I may owe many of you drinks on board just for having to look at that. Ahhhck.

yuck.............I wonder if he knows theres a huge grotesque spider devouring his genitals

by **debborah1** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:27 pm

UMMMM......Yes please

by **grimmy82** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:26 pm

My mom is gonna kick your ass for that one Deb. That's her man right there! :lol:

by **karlsberg** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:26 pm

Could you not possibly reply to the Lars picture without reposting it. Please, i beg for mercy. Its horrible.

by **Malaka** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:34 pm

Fixed.

by **grimmy82** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:05 am

SlaytanicE21 wrote:

Fixed.

That was an epic match!! STONE COLD FTW
Now that I think about it....SCSA is sexy times!!

by **debborah1** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:03 am

SlaytanicE21 wrote:

Fixed.

thats okay...I'll lick his wounds....

by **Goddess of Metal** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:01 pm

Saw Ex Deo last night. Had to add these. Yummy!!!

by **debborah1** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:29 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:Saw Ex Deo last night. Had to add these. Yummy!!!

Oh hell yeah!....Mmmmm yum yummm

by **grimmy82** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:47 pm

Ooooooooooooooooo that's right!! He's in that other band too...Uhh can't think of the name! SOmeone help me out here!
Wait. Is it Krisuin (sp)?

by **Goddess of Metal** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:56 pm

grimmy82 wrote:Ooooooooooooooooo that's right!! He's in that other band too...Uhh can't think of the name! SOmeone help me out here!
Wait. Is it Krisuin (sp)?

Kataklysm

by **Laura** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:01 pm

grimmy82 wrote:Ooooooooooooooooo that's right!! He's in that other band too...Uhh can't think of the name! SOmeone help me out here!
Wait. Is it Krisuin (sp)?

that is Maurizio Iacono, also of the mighty Kataklysm! Goddess of Metal - glad you loved the show! I missed their stop here, but I have seen KoK and Ex Deo before - loved both of them live!
Maurizio in Kataklysm!

by **Laura** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:04 pm

^^ ha - we must have been replying simultaneously! :cheers:

by **Laura** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:27 pm

Till Lindemann of Rammstein circa the late 1990's and especially in the DVD Live aus Berlin!

and one of my fave pics of the band

by **Evil Red** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:57 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Saw Ex Deo last night. Had to add these. Yummy!!!

Oh my god, hell YES! HOT! HOT! HOT!
I love those boys! I've been running around with them for years everytime they (Kataklysm) come to town, except for the past 2 or 3 tours when I was out of the state, so it was super cool to see them again and as their new band; Ex Deo. Good god, they fucking blew me away!

Can't wait till they're back in February!

I just had this taken with them last weekend. (Maurizio Iacono and Dano are directly behind me.)

*Kataklysm / Ex Deo are Canadian, Krisiun are from Brazil

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