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by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:43 am

Shagrath/Stian of Dimmu Borgir

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:51 am

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:00 am

TOM CRUISE wrote:

A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE!!!!!!!!

i have had more dreams about that man than any other, EVER.

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:01 am

down with dreads and pretty, young looking boys. :lol:

by **Laura** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:39 am

TOM CRUISE wrote:Shagrath/Stian of Dimmu Borgir

Gosh - he looks about 18 there! Cute - but like him better here: :twisted:

(and isn't he 6'3" or 6'4"? :cool:

)

by **Laura** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:41 am

...and here's type #6 I find sexy.....

Type: "The Bad Boy" :twisted:

Sawyer in Lost

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:05 am

:) Now your talkin' Laura. I love that show and miss it. I also LOVE Evangeline Lilly. MARRY ME EVANG!! LOL

by **Laura** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:10 pm

Passionfruit wrote:shagrath in tight pants ... .hmmmm love tight pants

Speaking of tight leather pants, I don't believe I've ever seen tighter ones on a guy than Terji of Tyr for the 2011 70K pool deck set!

Which leads me to Type #7

(evil :twisted:

) Viking
(up to no good

)

Terji

....and for something completely different, Type #8 (of guys I find extremely sexy)

brilliant, creative guru

by **blasfemia** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:21 pm

Laura wrote:
TOM CRUISE wrote:Shagrath/Stian of Dimmu Borgir

Gosh - he looks about 18 there! Cute - but like him better here: (and isn't he 6'3" or 6'4"? )

oh nom nom nom... and the 12th of november i'm going to a gig of dimmu... 3 hours of them!! *me orgasmic happy* :smoking:

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:50 pm

I will never forget when my Norwegian friends from Oslo brought Shagrath to our campsite for beers. he sat down on the cooler and had a boom box and was playing live sodom and singing and stuff. Then he put on In Sortie Diaboli a full month before it was released to the press so we could all hear it

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:35 pm

TOM CRUISE wrote:Shagrath/Stian of Dimmu Borgir

WANT

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:40 pm

Laura wrote:...and here's type #6 I find sexy.....

Type: "The Bad Boy"

Sawyer in Lost

mmmmmm Sawyer!

On the height thing, in general I like guys tall (or at least taller than me), and most of the last ones were, though I did have one bf who was up to my shoulders :mrgreen:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:30 pm

Is this Jeff? I found it randomly on some website. If it isn't him... it is his long lost twin. :lol:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:31 pm

Damn...

by **cycosurgeon** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:38 pm

Guess what ladies?

by **cycosurgeon** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:38 pm

It's me again! Hail to the king!!!! Give me some sugar baby!

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:39 pm

Don't you dare! :evil:

EDIT....FUCK you beat me to it! :roll:

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:40 pm

will the real jeff black please stand up

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:42 pm

Re-posted for comparison...

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:43 pm

it is him

by **TOM CRUISE** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:44 pm

look at his nose and compare and facial structure and hair

by **viathyn** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:46 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:Is this Jeff? I found it randomly on some website. If it isn't him... it is his long lost twin.

Yep, that's Jeff! hahaha

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:50 pm

viathyn wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Is this Jeff? I found it randomly on some website. If it isn't him... it is his long lost twin.

Yep, that's Jeff! hahaha

I wish I could find the site again. It was late and I cannot remember what I even searched. I downloaded the picture thinking I'll post it tomorrow and see. :lol:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:08 am

Ahahahaha Im so glad Jeff ended up on here again :lol:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:11 am

I will be sure to gather extensive material for this thread while I'm staying with Jeff. :lol:

IDGAF how creepy that is. Mwahaha

by **EvilDan** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:19 am

cycosurgeon wrote:It's me again! Hail to the king!!!! Give me some sugar baby!

LOL... Fucking hiliarious! :lol:

Keep it up!

by **viathyn** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:53 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:
viathyn wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Is this Jeff? I found it randomly on some website. If it isn't him... it is his long lost twin.

Yep, that's Jeff! hahaha

I wish I could find the site again. It was late and I cannot remember what I even searched. I downloaded the picture thinking I'll post it tomorrow and see.

Yeah that was some promo shot that was his go-to pic for a while haha. Weird. Well, at least this time it wasn't ME who put him in the thread! hahaha

by **Element0s** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:39 am

Oh fuck not this shit again. yeah that's an old Samandriel promo shot from... 2009 I think. Where the hell did you find that, Margie? :lol:

Here's a couple from our last gig

by **mooyagi** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:43 am

Dude, embrace the love! Something tells me you might have to fight off a really determined Alaskan quite soon though :shock:

by **viathyn** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:00 am

An Alaskan who just got back with her boyfriend? haha.

It's ok Jeff, I fully expect more self-cock-blockage from you. :cheers:

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:14 pm

Element0s wrote:Oh fuck not this shit again. yeah that's an old Samandriel promo shot from... 2009 I think. Where the hell did you find that, Margie?

I don't know what site it was. I wish I would have bookmarked it.

It is a great picture of you though.

by **cycosurgeon** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:37 pm

viathyn wrote:An Alaskan who just got back with her boyfriend? haha.

It's ok Jeff, I fully expect more self-cock-blockage from you.

Isn't a Keytar self cock blocking by definition? :shock:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:44 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:
viathyn wrote:An Alaskan who just got back with her boyfriend? haha.

It's ok Jeff, I fully expect more self-cock-blockage from you.

Isn't a Keytar self cock blocking by definition?

Burn!

by **viathyn** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:10 pm

Passionfruit wrote:i smell narcisism .. . just saying...

What was that pic you posted before of you in Street Fighter garb or something? I'll speak for Narcissistic Jeff and give you full permission to post more in the 'For the MEN of Ultimate Metal...' Thread.
:party:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:27 pm

mooyagi wrote::lol: Dude, embrace the love! Something tells me you might have to fight off a really determined Alaskan quite soon though

Nah Jeff and I have an understanding. I will not be trying to force my way into his pants anymore

Element0s wrote:

We can't even see your pretty face! Come on dude. You have better. :mrgreen:

I deleted that screenshot from that one skype session. That would be SUCH a good post. Damn. :evil:

by **viathyn** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:32 pm

Passionfruit wrote:i suppose you add pics of forumites to your spank bank or something,,,,

nerd alert:

It's not from SF, it 's Elektra !!!

Nope, only the dudes! :roll:

hahahaha

Sorry I mixed that up.. :oops:

Anyways, it was so long ago! If that pic were in my SB, I most definitely would have been able to tell it was Elektra! (Who is >>> than Chun Li anyways... screw street fighter. I always just button mashed anyways.)

Which brings me to a philosophical question of sorts.... if a gamer girl furiously masturbates, would you call it button mashing???

by **mooyagi** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:34 pm

viathyn wrote:Which brings me to a philosophical question of sorts.... if a gamer girl furiously masturbates, would you call it button mashing???

Sounds about right

by **Element0s** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:29 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote: Nah Jeff and I have an understanding. I will not be trying to force my way into his pants anymore

Alas, I'm certainly the one losing out at the end of the day. Oh well.

I deleted that screenshot from that one skype session. That would be SUCH a good post. Damn.

I've still got a decent one of you kicking around. But I'm keeping it for myself. :mrgreen:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:34 pm

Element0s wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote: Nah Jeff and I have an understanding. I will not be trying to force my way into his pants anymore
Alas, I'm certainly the one losing out at the end of the day. Oh well.

I deleted that screenshot from that one skype session. That would be SUCH a good post. Damn.

I've still got a decent one of you kicking around. But I'm keeping it for myself.

by **viathyn** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:52 pm

You guys are creepy..

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