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by **Element0s** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:33 am

Oh, fuck.

by **Laura** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:15 am

tyrwoman wrote:viathyn....wonder what element0s thinks about the fact that you put his picture here

Element0s wrote:Oh, fuck.

??
Well, look at the bright side.....there are probably a million worse things than finding oneself on a "hot" thread :beerwink:

ooooh...and since this is my 666th post - here's Behemoth! (looking very awesome and evil in those great costumes I might add :twisted:

)

Website · by **metalgoddess** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:48 am

Nice!

by **Daenerys** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:44 am

rhiawiz wrote: i have a very un-PC shirt that says "Let's Get Keytarded".

by **Daenerys** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:45 am

Element0s wrote:Oh, fuck.

Honey if you're not careful, I think some of the ladies on the boat might take you up on this offer

by **debborah1** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:49 am

Daenerys wrote:
Element0s wrote:Oh, fuck.

Honey if you're not careful, I think some of the ladies on the boat might take you up on this offer

D'OH!!

by **Evican** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:25 pm

debborah1 wrote:
Daenerys wrote:
Element0s wrote:Oh, fuck.

Honey if you're not careful, I think some of the ladies on the boat might take you up on this offer

D'OH!!

by **viathyn** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:13 am

Jeff, I fuckin' toldyaso.

by **vikingbitch** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:36 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
viathyn wrote:Ladies ladies ladies

THIS MAN will be on the boat with all of you.
You better watch out, lest he shreds your clothes off with a keytar solo.

Did I mention he's tall, strapping, and single?

I hear he's been hittin' the weight room real hard too!!

Where oh WHERE is my drooling smiley?

Yeeeah I'd tap that :lol:

Something tells me you're going to be getting a few pick up lines thrown your way throughout the course of this cruise joking and otherwise because of that post :lol:

Hmm as inspiration I kind of want to start a favorite pick up lines thread... :twisted:

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:42 pm

HMMM....i KNOW WHAT WOULD really LOOK good ON HIM..........ME!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:00 pm

debborah1 wrote:HMMM....i KNOW WHAT WOULD really LOOK good ON HIM..........ME!

he's pretty young, too....he is REALLY IN FOR IT!

I bet I could teach him a few things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:21 pm

rhiawiz wrote:
debborah1 wrote:HMMM....i KNOW WHAT WOULD really LOOK good ON HIM..........ME!

he's pretty young, too....he is REALLY IN FOR IT!

I bet I could teach him a few things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY...I was throwin out a pick-up line!! LMAO.....geez now I feel like a Pedifile!

by **viathyn** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:40 pm

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:43 pm

viathyn wrote::lol:

and its all your fault!

by **Laura** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:10 pm

debborah1 wrote:
viathyn wrote::lol:

and its all your fault!

indeed, it is Jake's fault :lol:

wonder is element0s is doing this :oops:

or this

or this

(or a combination of those) right now?

on the other hand....maybe he's doing this

or this

or this

or this

!

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:16 pm

tyrwoman wrote:
debborah1 wrote:
viathyn wrote::lol:

and its all your fault!

indeed, it is Jake's fault

wonder is element0s is doing this or this or this or this (or a combination of those) right now?

on the other hand....maybe he's doing this or this or this or this or this or this !

LMAO....Not sure what he will be doing but Im sure afterward he'd be doing this....

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:18 pm

AND MAYBE SOME OF THIS........

by **debborah1** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:20 pm

BUT MORE THAN LIKELY....HE'D BE DOING THIS....

by **vikingbitch** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:34 pm

debborah1 wrote:
LMAO....Not sure what he will be doing but Im sure afterward he'd be doing this....

bahahaha that about sums it up!

And weren't the guys bitching that its just going to be the band members that can hope to get some decent tail on this ship? :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:45 pm

debborah1 wrote:
rhiawiz wrote:
debborah1 wrote:HMMM....i KNOW WHAT WOULD really LOOK good ON HIM..........ME!

he's pretty young, too....he is REALLY IN FOR IT!

I bet I could teach him a few things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY...I was throwin out a pick-up line!! LMAO.....geez now I feel like a Pedifile!

oh damn i didn't mean it that way Deb, "i could teach him a few things" was MY version of a pickup line since i am also a good deal older than him! d'oh!

by **Laura** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:46 pm

Aaaack – this thread had dropped to page 2 :shock:

– can’t let that happen! :beerwink:

Two people who I think resemble one another in certain pictures….Ville Valo (my complete guilty pleasure!) and Johnny Depp (just about every lady’s “not guilty” pleasure – am I right?

). One difference I’ve found however, is that Ville can either look super great in pictures or not at all imo, whereas I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bad picture of Mr. Depp!

Ville

Johnny

by **Evican** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:50 pm

Definitely yes for Johnny Depp!!

by **Laura** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:51 pm

Evican wrote:Definitely yes for Johnny Depp!!

Rachael! And how about the fact that Johnny is 47!?! :shock:

He is one of those rare people who seems to get better with age. :beerwink:

by **Evican** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:27 pm

tyrwoman wrote::cheers: Rachael! And how about the fact that Johnny is 47!?! He is one of those rare people who seems to get better with age.

He really does! I saw The Tourist on Monday... So good.

by **vikingbitch** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:59 pm

Evican wrote:
tyrwoman wrote::cheers: Rachael! And how about the fact that Johnny is 47!?! He is one of those rare people who seems to get better with age.

He really does! I saw The Tourist on Monday... So good.

They also have a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out too - the franchise shouldn't have gone on past the second movie but looking forward to seeing him in it - to me his looks don't even compare to his charm and wit (take notes fellow male forum goers lol).

by **Davina** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:04 am

tyrwoman wrote:
Evican wrote:Definitely yes for Johnny Depp!!

Rachael! And how about the fact that Johnny is 47!?! He is one of those rare people who seems to get better with age.

Wow he doesn't look it! The only film he doesn't look really hot in is Alice in Wonderland, but his acting makes up for it though.

by **bangers** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:34 am

by **debborah1** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:14 pm

Just call me Miss Lipshits

by **Evican** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:18 pm

debborah1 wrote:Just call me Miss Lipshits

I knew I was going to find this picture when I clicked on this thread.

:lol:

by **debborah1** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:18 pm

Evican wrote:
debborah1 wrote:Just call me Miss Lipshits

I knew I was going to find this picture when I clicked on this thread.

....its all your fault! lol

by **Evican** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:34 pm

You and your botox lips!!!

Here's something nicer to look at ladies...

by **debborah1** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:39 pm

WOW...he has nice arms!
......he's married........his make-up looks like his>>>> :beerhorns:

.........NOW BACK TO BIG LIPS!!

LMAO...ok ok....I quit.....I just had to share that last one though ...bwaaa ha hahahaaaa

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:50 pm

I heard of "soup coolers", but those are ridickuluos (insert puking smiley)

by **Laura** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:05 pm

Evican wrote:You and your botox lips!!!

Here's something nicer to look at ladies...

Niiiiice....Rachael! :cheers:

Ha...just when I thought I was out of good-lookin' (AND talented) guys to post here :shock:

....I thought of Jonne of Korpiklaani! Great frontman, great sense of humor (in interviews I've seen - always seems to have a bit of a twinkle in his eye), he sings songs about vodka, saunas, and beer, and he's from Finland! :cool:

by **Evican** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:15 pm

debborah1 wrote:WOW...he has nice arms!
......he's married........his make-up looks like his>>>> .........NOW BACK TO BIG LIPS!!

LMAO...ok ok....I quit.....I just had to share that last one though ...bwaaa ha hahahaaaa

He really does! I like them better when they are touching me though!! But unfortunately I am at work and cannot get hold of the picture I have with Orion. (I'm a sucker for nice arms on guys) It's unfortunate that he is married though.

Glad you agree neighbour! :heavydrink:

Website · by **AlabastRDisastR** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:35 pm

debborah1 wrote:WOW...he has nice arms!
......he's married........his make-up looks like his>>>> .........NOW BACK TO BIG LIPS!!

LMAO...ok ok....I quit.....I just had to share that last one though ...bwaaa ha hahahaaaa

by **Evican** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:45 pm

Simon Berglund and Emanuel Isaksson of Zonaria.

First and third from the left in this picture.

by **NuuX** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:37 am

My girlfriend used to be jelaous of his hair!

Luckily for all you envious ladies, he'll be like this on the ship.

by **Laura** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:31 am

NuuX wrote:My girlfriend used to be jelaous of his hair!

Yeah - being a huge fan of long hair - that is an amazing picture :shock:

!

Reminds me of about the silliest thing I ever said to a musician (and I've talked to very few, so I remember this well)

The guys of Voivod were leaving the venue where I saw them with Kreator last March. I quickly went up to Dan Mongrain and said what a great show it was (first time seeing them)...and then said something like....and, you have reallly epic hair! I think he just smiled and said thanks or something, but oh, brother :roll:

, think I did too much of this that night :heavydrink:

So - here's that "epic hair" :lol:

by **Laura** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:38 am

More epic hair (and the longest hair in metal?)

Alexander Krull

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