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Postby Rum Runner » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:30 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby ShoreSlayer » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:52 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous. blind rabbits.
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby Rum Runner » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:35 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits. But city code enforcement
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby Malaka » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:47 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits. But city code enforcement robots stormed the gates
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:33 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.
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Postby NuuX » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:55 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

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Postby ShoreSlayer » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:37 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal
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Postby Malaka » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:11 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

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Postby Dutchguy-Tim » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:49 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:10 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out.
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Postby debborah1 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:10 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out. All that was left
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Postby Dutchguy-Tim » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:48 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:49 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller.
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Postby Dutchguy-Tim » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:52 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. the riek of death

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Postby Malaka » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:41 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. the riek of death made Hoff starving for
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:20 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff starving for his old Baywatch days
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Postby Malaka » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby NuuX » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:58 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:59 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers.
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Postby Marietje66 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:34 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:41 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm
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Postby Dutchguy-Tim » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:49 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:50 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness
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Postby debborah1 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:57 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:05 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered
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Postby debborah1 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:08 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:10 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable
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Postby Malaka » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:52 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair he shoved the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:37 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten
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Postby Marietje66 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:58 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins
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Postby Malaka » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:05 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:40 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part
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Postby Marietje66 » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:47 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins
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Postby ShoreSlayer » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:50 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos
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Postby Marietje66 » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:52 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body
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Postby viathyn » Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:33 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body and glued to theirs.
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby ShoreSlayer » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:17 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body and glued to theirs. Fanatical feathered backup dancers,
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby Malaka » Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:30 am

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body and glued to theirs. Fanatical feathered backup dancers ate at Denny's, then
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby ShoreSlayer » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:31 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body and glued to theirs. Fanatical feathered backup dancers ate at Denny's then, after release from hospital,
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Re: OUR STORY....

Postby Malaka » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:49 pm

Once upon a time, a girl was bored. Then, four metal heads known as 'Sleeping Troll' wanted to entertain her. The only problem was, she found an orange and sat on it. The juice shot out and got herself all sticky. She jumped up, stripped off her clothes and played with Dodo. "Who the fuck's Dodo?", she asked The Hoff. Sleeping Troll ate Dodo, resulting with massive indigestion, heartburn, gas, wretching and mild case of insomnia.

Meanwhile, back in Yakima, where seagulls fly sideways and wind was blowing, EVIL roamed the alleyways. Grotesque, stumpy gargoyles witnessed the disembowelment of children by their own parents, the great Adams Family. A magnificent feast ensued inside Uncle Festers vagina, but the crabs were dancing for Great Cthulhu!

Bored girl shat herself (metaphorically speaking of course), until she realized that Cthulhu was an ancestor. Rejoicing in madness, they embraced their sacred bond, and each other, untill the girl realised with horror that unicorns were extinct.

Someone knocked on door, it was a unicorn with a dwarf on it's horn, grotesquely impaled, yet in good spirits and telling dirty jokes. He mused: "What's short, stout & almost always drunk? Not a tea cup!" Bored girl fell on penguin's lap and began gouging its eyes out with its pointy flipper.

Suddenly, DutchGuy-Tim burst in spouting unintelligible nonsense and throwing karate kicks at the unicorn's dwarf-ridden horn. The bored girl shouted "NICE WOODEN SHOES DUTCHY_TIM!", breaking his karate-kick concentration and his wooden shoes fell to the floor. They burst into flames and scurried away quickly.

Elsewhere in the realm, a bunch of naked dwarfs in striped pajamas, carrying tiny little spears made of sharpened pencils, cried out for Valhalla in surprisingly deep voices. They were on their way to Grandma's house, looking for an evil recipe for homebrewed mead. Having traveled for many millimetres around the rundown old homebrew store searching for the stairway to heaven, they decided to open a commune for carnivorous, blind rabbits but city code enforcement robots stormed the gates devouring every soul in sight.

After the battle, only blood and twisted metal on Playstation were cooly killed by Nintendo and the power went out. All that was left was a bony arm and a broken controller. The reek of death made Hoff, starving for his old Baywatch days when he was chasing Pam, crave sloppy cheeseburgers. In drunken despair, he grabbed the bony arm and stuck it up into the vast darkness of dear Dodo's ASS. But what he discovered was a very peculiar smelling yet oddly adorable birthday cake in the process of being eaten by naked baby penguins.

They feasted and grew. And the scary part of the teenage penguins were Lady Gaga tattoos, sliced off her body and glued to theirs. Fanatical feathered backup dancers ate at Denny's then, after release from hospital, robbed a sperm bank.
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