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by **Malaka** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:14 pm

This thread needs more womens!

by **Malaka** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:44 pm

by **asmegin** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:17 pm

I'm very pleased so far with these responses!!

Bianca Beauchamp

by **Heabymetawhunta** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:50 am

BierVulf wrote:
Heabymetawhunta wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:

YES!! From Dusk Till Dawn is one of my old favorites - so fucking ridiculous. Its all kidnapping and crime and running for the border Tarantino/Rodriguez style and then 3/4 into the movie WOW horribly animated Vampires! Fuck! With Cheech Marin - was he like the leader or the bouncer? Its been a while. I think he may have done multiple parts in that movie.

Yeah Samantha Hayek was bad ass in that movie all stripper vampire like. The vampires is just... so out of the blue and out from left field. Very very cheesy all be it worth watching.

He was the border patrol agent, the announcer at the front door ("black pussy shaved pussy, chicken pussy, if you find cheaper pussy anywhere else.. FUCKIT!" ) who turns into the vampire.

Salma Hayek man

haha that one completely passed me!

by **asmegin** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:10 pm

^^^^

by **asmegin** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:26 pm

Oh how could I have forgotten??

Jessica Rabbit!

by **cg138** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:31 pm

asmegin wrote:Oh how could I have forgotten??

Jessica Rabbit!

Hell yeah. I'd get two-dimensional with her any day!

by **BierVulf** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:33 pm

quite possibly the hottest girl ever

Adriana Lima

by **cg138** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:37 pm

BierVulf wrote:quite possibly the hottest girl ever

Adriana Lima

There's a certain pedomorphic quality to her face that I don't like. Maybe it's just this picture.

by **BierVulf** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:39 pm

nothin wrong with that

by **Heabymetawhunta** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:06 pm

BierVulf wrote:nothin wrong with that

beer googles :lol:

different taste i guess.

by **alex_canada** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:49 pm

The bouncing gif is Shay Laren, 99% sure.

Not that I am a huge expert on internet porn or anything.

by **asmegin** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:35 pm

alex_canada wrote:The bouncing gif is Shay Laren, 99% sure.

Not that I am a huge expert on internet porn or anything.

Ah, ok.

images.google.com ..... >.>

by **alex_canada** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:16 pm

With the filter off, I hope?

by **Malaka** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:08 pm

wimmens!

I am in total creepo mode right now. :lol:

by **cg138** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:19 pm

That first one feels downright illegal. Nice.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:51 am

Wow yeah... Google images gets tons of results for Shay Laren. I still prefer the .gif but this pic is one of thousands of other pretty hot ones. I think she looks like she's been bad :twisted:

by **last_candle** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:49 am

...and now someone who'll be on the cruise, too
jen majura

by **Element0s** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:34 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:Wow yeah... Google images gets tons of results for Shay Laren. I still prefer the .gif but this pic is one of thousands of other pretty hot ones. I think she looks like she's been bad

*picture*

Nice floor tiles!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:17 am

Element0s wrote:Nice floor tiles!

Oddly enough, they look exactly like the kind I have here.

by **cg138** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:24 am

Element0s wrote:
Nice floor tiles!

What the hell is wrong with you?

What kind of guy would notice floor tiles over something like...

That bracelet she's wearing. It is SO CUTE. You think she made it herself?

by **vikingbitch** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:34 am

Heabymetawhunta wrote:
BierVulf wrote:He was the border patrol agent, the announcer at the front door ("black pussy shaved pussy, chicken pussy, if you find cheaper pussy anywhere else.. FUCKIT!" ) who turns into the vampire.

Salma Hayek man

haha that one completely passed me![/quote]

psssssh was there a problem with my grammar as well? :roll:

And I thought a group of metal heads such as yourselves would probably enjoy these :cheers:

how can you not like Xena?

by **grimmy82** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:14 pm

cg138 wrote:
Element0s wrote:
Nice floor tiles!

What the hell is wrong with you?

What kind of guy would notice floor tiles over something like...

That bracelet she's wearing. It is SO CUTE. You think she made it herself?

LMAO.

by **cowboy71** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:34 pm

cg138 wrote:
Element0s wrote:
Nice floor tiles!

What the hell is wrong with you?

What kind of guy would notice floor tiles over something like...

That bracelet she's wearing. It is SO CUTE. You think she made it herself?

Woah well spotted dude.

I completely missed it - was too busy admiring the finishing on the table she's leaning on. Flawless!

:lol:

by **Jaimie38** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:23 pm

Bringing it back...Nice work though!!

Brittany Paige- Kobra and the Lotus--80's style metal--fantastic vocal... she's pretty nice too!

Amanda Kieran--The Order of Chaos--80's themeed speed with banshee and clean vocals--awesome CD

Jeffs Bands--Doneka Reid Operatic vocals.. some guy on keys that likes bedspreads..

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:44 pm

Brittney Hayes of Victoria's Unleash The Archers - Couldn't find much pic selection of her and this one hardly does her justice but oh well

by **cowboy71** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:11 pm

I have a bit of an autograph collection, which I look forward to expanding on the cruise :)

Here are some appropriate to this thread:

IN THIS MOMENT - Maria Brink is delicious:

Sherri Moon Zombie - Rob Zombie is one lucky dude:

Marta from Bleeding Through:

Dita Von Teese

by **Malaka** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:52 pm

Today's theme: Trouble = HOT!!!! :twisted:

by **BierVulf** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:10 pm

Olga Kurylenko

The finest Bond girl ever.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:00 am

BierVulf wrote:The finest Bond girl ever.

I must respectfully disagree

Okay, so maybe casting her as a nuclear physicist was a bit of a stretch but...

by **mooyagi** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:09 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:
BierVulf wrote:The finest Bond girl ever.

I must respectfully disagree

Okay, so maybe casting her as a nuclear physicist was a bit of a stretch but...

I don't know anybody that doesn't appreciate her performance in Wild Things. Good stuff, tough she was terrible as a Bond girl.

by **grimmy82** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:04 pm

I have to say that Charlie Sheen just might be the biggest moron on the planet! :lol:

by **BierVulf** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:32 pm

grimmy82 wrote:I have to say that Charlie Sheen just might be the biggest moron on the planet!

ha

I concur

by **grimmy82** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:35 pm

Seriously what kind of idiot goes out and bangs random hookers/call girls/strippers when he's got THAT at home? You'd have to be high!!

Oh wait........... :lol:

by **BierVulf** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:55 pm

grimmy82 wrote:Seriously what kind of idiot goes out and bangs random hookers/call girls/strippers when he's got THAT at home? You'd have to be high!!

Oh wait...........

He's just an old drunk miserable bastard now.

by **Malaka** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:00 pm

BierVulf wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:Seriously what kind of idiot goes out and bangs random hookers/call girls/strippers when he's got THAT at home? You'd have to be high!!

Oh wait...........

He's just an old drunk miserable bastard now.

Yeah... who makes 2.5 million dollars per episode of whatever show that is he's in. :roll:

by **last_candle** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:09 am

BierVulf wrote:
grimmy82 wrote:Seriously what kind of idiot goes out and bangs random hookers/call girls/strippers when he's got THAT at home? You'd have to be high!!
Oh wait...........

He's just an old drunk miserable bastard now.

sad but true - but since when do we discuss men in here?

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:44 am

last_candle wrote:but since when do we discuss men in here?

Good point sir!!

What's wrong with you guys???

One hot blond pops her head in here, makes a comment about one of the worst of our kind and you'd think the entire Dutch Derailment Division had plowed in here with something really interesting or entertaining to say...

Someone toss her out on that primo little butt of hers!!

I say, back to the babes!!!

WAY overdone I know, but there's no denying why. Damn!

by **Heabymetawhunta** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:38 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:
last_candle wrote:but since when do we discuss men in here?

Good point sir!!

What's wrong with you guys???

One hot blond pops her head in here, makes a comment about one of the worst of our kind and you'd think the entire Dutch Derailment Division had plowed in here with something really interesting or entertaining to say...

Someone toss her out on that primo little butt of hers!!

I say, back to the babes!!!

WAY overdone I know, but there's no denying why. Damn!

total dream girl - :cheers:

good choice

by **Malaka** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:17 pm

Today's theme? :shred:

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