SlaytanicE21 wrote:Congrats Cowboy!
I saw the funniest thing tonight. At the time, I was pissed off and called the cops but now I can laugh about it. It went like this...
Guy gets booted out of cab and literally dragged into my hotel by the cab driver.
Guy sits in chair and instantly passes out.
I wake him up and ask if he's a guest here at the hotel, to which he says no.
I call cops before he pukes in my lobby.
Friends come in second cab and stumble into hotel and start slapping him around.
They pick him up and carry him to the elevator.
He didn't make it, and started vomiting into the trash can.
Cops come with fire department to check him out, and he doesn't even know his own name, or where he's from, or what day it is.
But at this point he's standing on his own, so we release him to his friends under the condition of silence from their room for the rest of the night.
Cops go to leave and find another drunk guy running in circles and moshing with cars in the parking lot.
This guy also doesn't know his own name or where he is.
More friends come to his rescue and they apologize for their friends.
After all this, I found a dollar in the parking lot and got a $20 tip + 4 free tacos from witnesses of this mess.
This is the story of a night auditor on a Saturday night.
I am impressed and amazed that drunk guy #1 didn't get a drop of puke anywhere but inside the trash can.
I was waiting for the ending punchline of "I found out afterwards, that the two drunk guys were in Tankard."
I loved the line about the drunk guy running in circles and moshing with cars lol. Will be hosting another cruiser at Chateau le
tomorrow and on Tuesday. Rachel and I are going to do some damage on this fair city of mine tomorrow 
on quitting smoking AGAIN! 
Dancing sucks
