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by **X-Thor** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:13 pm

And just to balance it...

Website · by **Conrad** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:39 pm

by **X-Thor** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:59 pm

Conrad wrote:

Website · by **Conrad** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:25 pm

LOL!

And here's something for those celebrating Thanksgiving.

by **Daenerys** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:42 pm

Omg, thanks for posting these Jeebus pics. They made me totally lawl after a terrible day at work :lol:

The ticket to hell is totally worth the laugh :mrgreen:

by **strha** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:07 am

Website · by **Conrad** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:28 pm

by **viathyn** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:51 pm

This has probably been posted before, but

Edit: Image removed.

by **mooyagi** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:14 pm

viathyn wrote:This has probably been posted before, but

Edit: Image removed.

Buddha looks quite happy there :shock:

I remember seeing the pic but no idea if it was on here or not.

by **X-Thor** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:36 pm

I'd say Buddha would be happy in every situation. It's part of his mojo

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by **Stained Class** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:30 pm

Owned.

by **viathyn** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:21 am

haha, sheeit.

Come on Mods, that Image was posted in a newspaper! Albeit, a satire one
I guess cartoon penises are much much too graphic for our delicate sensibilities! May as well scan the ladies thread and remove all the images that show a bit of top-cock, lest our carnal instincts kick in and we go on a sex tear through the streets. Why not just make the forum 18+? At least with a warning upon registration or something... since you have to be 18 to go on the cruise anyways....

by **mooyagi** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:52 am

viathyn wrote:Why not just make the forum 18+? At least with a warning upon registration or something... since you have to be 18 to go on the cruise anyways....

People under 18 can go on the cruise with a parent or a signed permission slip

http://www.70000tons.com/age.htm

by **viathyn** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:40 pm

OM NOM NOM.

That is me eating my words; I stand corrected.

Website · by **Conrad** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:55 am

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:55 am

Conrad wrote:

Only song I really ever enjoyed by these guys so this made me :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:43 pm

HAHAH! Cute!!!! :lol:

by **Stained Class** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:13 pm

nice.

Website · by **Conrad** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:26 pm

I'm not really familiar with Radiohead, It's really the only song I know from them. I just thought it was cute and funny, but sad at the same time. Poor little dough :-(

by **Goddess of Metal** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:13 pm

Vaginas are the devil!! :lol:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:13 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote:Vaginas are the devil!!

Does this mean I SHOULDN'T use this image as fapping material?

by **mooyagi** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:27 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Vaginas are the devil!!

Does this mean I SHOULDN'T use this image as fapping material?

Too late

by **Goddess of Metal** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:11 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Vaginas are the devil!!

Does this mean I SHOULDN'T use this image as fapping material?

mooyagi wrote:Too late

Have fun, creepers! :wank:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:48 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Vaginas are the devil!!

They're also Dodge Rams

by **viathyn** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:23 am

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:13 pm

I must say, I sure to love Satanic Dodge Ram Shark Brains

by **Goddess of Metal** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:16 pm

by **X-Thor** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:50 pm

Goddess of Metal wrote::lol:

This is great!!! :lol:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:17 pm

Those are great!
My friend the other day sent this to me when we were talking about our other friend's latest obsession with German black metal:
1st text: "Yea he's been on that German kick for a while hasn't he...he started a decade ago with bagel bag."
2nd text: "oh and my phone corrected "nagelfar" to "bagel bag." that's fucking great."

by **Goddess of Metal** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:36 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote::lol: Those are great!
My friend the other day sent this to me when we were talking about our other friend's latest obsession with German black metal:
1st text: "Yea he's been on that German kick for a while hasn't he...he started a decade ago with bagel bag."
2nd text: "oh and my phone corrected "nagelfar" to "bagel bag." that's fucking great."

So glad I still have a "dumb" phone. Bagel bag for 70K!!!

by **sageoftruth** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:47 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote::lol: Those are great!
My friend the other day sent this to me when we were talking about our other friend's latest obsession with German black metal:
1st text: "Yea he's been on that German kick for a while hasn't he...he started a decade ago with bagel bag."
2nd text: "oh and my phone corrected "nagelfar" to "bagel bag." that's fucking great."

So glad I still have a "dumb" phone. Bagel bag for 70K!!!

Yeah. I haven't switched back ever since I deactivated autocorrect. Touch tech still sucks though.

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:30 am

BARGE TO HELL!! WOOHOO!!!

by **Laura** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:05 pm

^^^^ I love that putty tat!!!

These sum up how I feel at the moment!! (and see you Saturday, lady!!!)

Plus, I'm about to drink a Monster drink.....weeeeee!!!!!

Website · by **Conrad** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:07 am

by **AlaskaRachel** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:47 am

This is Jari from Wintersun and me (aka serious cat) and some mystery girl in a weird hat

by **sageoftruth** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:51 pm

Does he hand out copies of Silmarillion?

by **ShoreSlayer** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:51 pm

by **Feanorgandalf** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:12 am

by **sageoftruth** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:39 pm

Feanorgandalf wrote:

Ooh! I've got to forward this to my ex-girlfriend. She was talking down to my taste in music because I like Power metal and she likes Nu metal.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:16 pm

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