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by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:45 pm

Memnoch wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:*twists shoe shyly on the floor and stares at the ground* Memnoch, will you be my Finnish husband?

Hmm, your proposal is a bit too romantic for my tastes, but, yeah, ok, I'll play along.

she can be pretty un-romantic, didn't you see her onbroad? hahah she's a vikingbeast! :viking:

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:40 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:*twists shoe shyly on the floor and stares at the ground* Memnoch, will you be my Finnish husband?

Hmm, your proposal is a bit too romantic for my tastes, but, yeah, ok, I'll play along.

she can be pretty un-romantic, didn't you see her onbroad? hahah she's a vikingbeast!

Yeah, my proposal in person would have come out MUCH differently (like attempting to throw Ville over my shoulder viking style or something of that nature and carrying him to a God Dethroned set, that is without a doubt my version of romance). Have I not mentioned on here that I have NO game? :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:53 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:Hmm, your proposal is a bit too romantic for my tastes, but, yeah, ok, I'll play along.

she can be pretty un-romantic, didn't you see her onbroad? hahah she's a vikingbeast!

Yeah, my proposal in person would have come out MUCH differently (like attempting to throw Ville over my shoulder viking style or something of that nature and carrying him to a God Dethroned set, that is without a doubt my version of romance). Have I not mentioned on here that I have NO game?

No way, that is MAD game!

by **Stained Class** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:55 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
vikingbitch wrote: Yeah, my proposal in person would have come out MUCH differently (like attempting to throw Ville over my shoulder viking style or something of that nature and carrying him to a God Dethroned set, that is without a doubt my version of romance). Have I not mentioned on here that I have NO game?

No way, that is MAD game!

Yeah I'm with Rhia on this one. Except for the fact that if a girl could throw me over her shoulders and carry me to a death metal show there are certain obvious undesirable traits about this woman. Other then that detail, you're golden :deathmetal:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:58 pm

having read this.... Please describe the Wingman skills you were offering to bring to the table onbroad haha

by **Stained Class** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:04 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:aving read this.... Please describe the Wingman skills you were offering to bring to the table onbroad haha

Yeah I kept hearing about these too, yet to see them in action.

by **DrinkMoxie** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:26 pm

Stained Class wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:having read this.... Please describe the Wingman skills you were offering to bring to the table onbroad haha

Yeah I kept hearing about these too, yet to see them in action.

cute chick walks into room, Marlo notices you notice her... guy goes up to cute chick, clearly her boyfriend/date... Marlo walks over and lugs him off to some undisclosed location... girl is all yours haha

by **Memnoch** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:18 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:*twists shoe shyly on the floor and stares at the ground* Memnoch, will you be my Finnish husband?

Hmm, your proposal is a bit too romantic for my tastes, but, yeah, ok, I'll play along.

she can be pretty un-romantic, didn't you see her onbroad? hahah she's a vikingbeast!

I did meet Marlo onbroad. I even tried to get her drunk with some salmiakki liquor, but apparently that's not how she rolls. Seems I should've tried another tactics, like playing dead or something. :lol:

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:32 pm

Memnoch wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
Memnoch wrote:
Hmm, your proposal is a bit too romantic for my tastes, but, yeah, ok, I'll play along.

she can be pretty un-romantic, didn't you see her onbroad? hahah she's a vikingbeast!

I did meet Marlo onbroad. I even tried to get her drunk with some salmiakki liquor, but apparently that's not how she rolls. Seems I should've tried another tactics, like playing dead or something.

DRUNK?! I thought you were trying to poison me with that stuff :lol:

Perhaps salmiak is an acquired taste, I'll try some next time around

And just being clear now hubby, I'm into a bit of "kink" but necrophilia is definitely not included in that :shock:

DrinkMoxie wrote:
Stained Class wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:having read this.... Please describe the Wingman skills you were offering to bring to the table onbroad haha

Yeah I kept hearing about these too, yet to see them in action.

cute chick walks into room, Marlo notices you notice her... guy goes up to cute chick, clearly her boyfriend/date... Marlo walks over and lugs him off to some undisclosed location... girl is all yours haha

This. Exactly this. And after dumping/trapping said boyfriend in undisclosed location I would talk either of you up to said girl :smoking:

by **Memnoch** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:05 am

vikingbitch wrote:And just being clear now hubby, I'm into a bit of "kink" but necrophilia is definitely not included in that

Was thinking more along the lines of "just let the broad have her way, because in the end you'll do what the :viking:

wants anyway". :lol:

by **Metaladdict187** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:35 pm

the bill was $600 but only $200 was booze.

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:19 am

I think I spent more on Sushi than I did on booze.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:23 am

sageoftruth wrote:I think I spent more on Sushi than I did on booze.

That's par for the course with you though, given how much sushi you eat in one sitting. :lol:

How many pieces did you have at that restaurant? 33?

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:24 am

mooyagi wrote:
sageoftruth wrote:I think I spent more on Sushi than I did on booze.

That's par for the course with you though, given how much sushi you eat in one sitting. How many pieces did you have at that restaurant? 33?

34 and a wasabi sandwich.

by **mooyagi** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:25 am

sageoftruth wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
sageoftruth wrote:I think I spent more on Sushi than I did on booze.

That's par for the course with you though, given how much sushi you eat in one sitting. How many pieces did you have at that restaurant? 33?

34 and a wasabi sandwich.

Freak

Though I gotta say that Kate held her own against you. That boat she finished off had a lot of pieces on it.

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:13 pm

sageoftruth wrote:I think I spent more on Sushi than I did on booze.

Sushi, mmmmmmmmmmmm......

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:14 pm

mooyagi wrote:
sageoftruth wrote:
mooyagi wrote:That's par for the course with you though, given how much sushi you eat in one sitting. How many pieces did you have at that restaurant? 33?

34 and a wasabi sandwich.

Freak Though I gotta say that Kate held her own against you. That boat she finished off had a lot of pieces on it.

I do love my sushi! :mrgreen:

. Though I only had twenty something, which is an embarrassment compared to Ben's feat.

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:39 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
Freak Though I gotta say that Kate held her own against you. That boat she finished off had a lot of pieces on it.

I do love my sushi! :mrgreen:

. Though I only had twenty something, which is an embarrassment compared to Ben's feat.[/quote]

you can throw down with some chicken wings though!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:13 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
Mooyagi wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
Freak Though I gotta say that Kate held her own against you. That boat she finished off had a lot of pieces on it.

I do love my sushi! . Though I only had twenty something, which is an embarrassment compared to Ben's feat.

you can throw down with some chicken wings though!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know it! :deathhorns:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:29 pm

gnoff wrote:If you cook that sushi and wrap it in some nice bacon, I could it it too!

No way! fish is way yummier raw

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:14 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:If you cook that sushi and wrap it in some nice bacon, I could it it too!

No way! fish is way yummier raw

where's that barf icon when you need it??

gimme cooked stuff!!

Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

by **sageoftruth** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:44 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:

where's that barf icon when you need it??

gimme cooked stuff!!

Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

Actually, I think you've now got me curious as to how some of my sushi would taste cooked. I think it might improve the eel. Of course I'm not going to walk into a Japanese restaurant and ask them to start cooking their sushi.

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:44 pm

Well some things are cooked, like the imitation crab, for example

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:40 am

KDibildeaux wrote:Well some things are cooked, like the imitation crab, for example

Mmmmm... Now I'm hungry.

Website · by **pablov8** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:49 am

KDibildeaux wrote:Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

Strange that nobody made a joke about this

by **mooyagi** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:58 am

pablov8 wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

Strange that nobody made a joke about this

Like we'd ever stoop to that level. You, sir, need to grow up

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:17 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Well some things are cooked, like the imitation crab, for example

Mmmmm... Now I'm hungry.

Me too!

pablov8 wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

Strange that nobody made a joke about this

I know! I was kind of surprised, too

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:17 pm

mooyagi wrote:
pablov8 wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

Strange that nobody made a joke about this

Like we'd ever stoop to that level. You, sir, need to grow up

Apalling thoughts :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:10 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
pablov8 wrote:
Strange that nobody made a joke about this

Like we'd ever stoop to that level. You, sir, need to grow up

Apalling thoughts

i know! growing up is for pussies!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:41 am

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Like we'd ever stoop to that level. You, sir, need to grow up

Apalling thoughts

i know! growing up is for pussies!

It totally is! that's why I refuse to do it

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:42 am

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:Gimme raw stuff! Yuuuuuuum

How about a raw sausage?

Well sure, why not?

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:54 am

gnoff wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
gnoff wrote:How about a raw sausage?

Well sure, why not?

bombass!

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:54 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
i know! growing up is for pussies!

It totally is! that's why I refuse to do it

LOL, i was drunk when i posted "growing up is for pussies".....i guess one speaks the truth when drunk though!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:30 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
i know! growing up is for pussies!

It totally is! that's why I refuse to do it

LOL, i was drunk when i posted "growing up is for pussies".....i guess one speaks the truth when drunk though!

They say children and drunks never lie

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:41 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
LOL, i was drunk when i posted "growing up is for pussies".....i guess one speaks the truth when drunk though!

They say children and drunks never lie

where can i find more drunk kids to hang out with? i'm sick of liars, LOL

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:21 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
LOL, i was drunk when i posted "growing up is for pussies".....i guess one speaks the truth when drunk though!

They say children and drunks never lie

where can i find more drunk kids to hang out with? i'm sick of liars, LOL

Mexico

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:28 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:They say children and drunks never lie

where can i find more drunk kids to hang out with? i'm sick of liars, LOL

Mexico

HAHAHAH!!!!!!! Seriously LOL'ed

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:47 pm

by **sageoftruth** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:52 am

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:

LOL, i was drunk when i posted "growing up is for pussies".....i guess one speaks the truth when drunk though!

They say children and drunks never lie

I wish kids would do it more often. They tend to be a bit dickish with their honesty.

Website · by **pablov8** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:37 am

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:They say children and drunks never lie

where can i find more drunk kids to hang out with? i'm sick of liars, LOL

Mexico

Epic short answer is epic

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