where da MERCH at? - Page 2

by **junkhead13** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:51 am

I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

by **Bentz!** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:55 am

junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

Yeah.... no one should have to see that again.... EVER!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:58 am

junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

those were hilarious, and everyone knows who we're talking about. that's what i call impact!

by **Ravenlord** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:01 pm

While we're all being silly, I want a knuckleduster that leaves the 70000 tons logo in people's faces when I punch them. And a sword!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:13 pm

Ravenlord wrote:While we're all being silly, I want a knuckleduster that leaves the 70000 tons logo in people's faces when I punch them. And a sword!

i'm sure someone on this cruise is a blacksmith, seriously.

by **debborah1** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:28 pm

junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

LMFAO!!..NOOOOOO.....I love ya and all...but please dont do that to us lol.....just seeing the one everyday for 4 days was enuff 4 me....egads.....Id rather see Jessica Simpson in those!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:37 pm

how about a 70000 Tons of Metal feedbag, so we don't have to miss any bands while chowing?

by **vikingbitch** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:47 pm

Ravenlord wrote:While we're all being silly, I want a knuckleduster that leaves the 70000 tons logo in people's faces when I punch them. And a sword!

There aren't words how fucking bad ass a 70,000 tons of metal sword would be. I want one. Bad.

by **Ravenlord** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:55 pm

vikingbitch wrote:
Ravenlord wrote:While we're all being silly, I want a knuckleduster that leaves the 70000 tons logo in people's faces when I punch them. And a sword!

There aren't words how fucking bad ass a 70,000 tons of metal sword would be. I want one. Bad.

70000 tons of pirates of the carribean

by **NuuX** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:47 pm

junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

He wears them at every festival. I think he was also #3 in the top10 Wacken '07 pictures as a "Metal Conan the Barbarian". Heck, he's known around these parts as Conan

by **debborah1** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:56 pm

NuuX wrote:
junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

He wears them at every festival. I think he was also #3 in the top10 Wacken '07 pictures as a "Metal Conan the Barbarian". Heck, he's known around these parts as Conan

Well he was dubbed the name "Daisy Duke" on the ship........I think its is more fitting..

....either way.........EGADS

by **Ktulured55** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:01 pm

You guys are HILARIOUS!!!

I love the 70k 5-min designed panties, awesome!

Yes, Marduk didn't even bring anything with them.

I still think if bands knew their audience they couldn't packed less but at least some, def could have sold some shirts....

by **Heabymetawhunta** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:01 pm

rhiawiz wrote:
junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

those were hilarious, and everyone knows who we're talking about. that's what i call impact!

the worse part is that he was wearing that shit for 4 days straight, im pretty sure he was a nevernude ( que the "douchechill!")

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:07 pm

Heabymetawhunta wrote:
rhiawiz wrote:
junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

those were hilarious, and everyone knows who we're talking about. that's what i call impact!

the worse part is that he was wearing that shit for 4 days straight, im pretty sure he was a nevernude ( que the "douchechill!")

DOUCHECHILL!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL Arrested Development - best show in the USA EVER.

i have seen every episode 2-3 times and i have no idea why i did not think "nevernude" when i saw those shorts. i did not bring my A game onto that ship!

by **NuuX** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:17 pm

Just to refresh your memory - scroll down to #3

Edit: I was just informed that he doesn't wear them only at festivals but all the time when it's warm outside

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:33 pm

NuuX wrote:Just to refresh your memory - scroll down to #3

Edit: I was just informed that he doesn't wear them only at festivals but all the time when it's warm outside

holy hell that dude is world famous!

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:59 pm

rhiawiz wrote:
NuuX wrote:Just to refresh your memory - scroll down to #3

Edit: I was just informed that he doesn't wear them only at festivals but all the time when it's warm outside

holy hell that dude is world famous!

I got a pic of him standing next to speedo guy.

by **junkhead13** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:30 pm

Heabymetawhunta wrote:the worse part is that he was wearing that shit for 4 days straight, im pretty sure he was a nevernude ( que the "douchechill!")

Yes, from this day forth, he shall be called "Tobias".

Maybe he'll show up covered in blue paint next year!

by **Evican** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:37 pm

rhiawiz wrote:
NuuX wrote:Just to refresh your memory - scroll down to #3

Edit: I was just informed that he doesn't wear them only at festivals but all the time when it's warm outside

holy hell that dude is world famous!

I hope he had more than one pair of those.

On another note... The Abbath photo: PRICELESS!

by **Evil Red** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:15 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Anyone heard any news about ordering 70000 tons shirts? I was told on the boat that stuff could be ordered when we got home.

No shit! The last girl shirt sold out literally in front of me while I was pulling my card out of my pocket to buy it! Grrrrr.... With only 4 hours of sleep, that triggered my temper pretty hard for a few minutes there. I really hope we can still get some!

by **NuuX** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:03 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:I got a pic of him standing next to speedo guy.

Show us please

by **Pero** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:10 am

junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

This guy?

top 10 ridiculous Wacken pics #3

He's was the 5th member of Slovenian Drinking Crew :)

edit: dam Nuux, you're too fast

by **SatansWrath** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:59 am

Im gonna ask Sabaton since they´re on vacation now to print up some special shirts so we can buy them from their website instead, They told me that it was almost imposible due to tax, RC, shipping and all that kind of shit to bring merch on the ship, thats why they brought their hockey tables haha=)

by **debborah1** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:01 am

Bentz! wrote:
junkhead13 wrote:I want some epic short short cut-off jean shorts like that one dude was wearing everyday. Slap some 70k logos on that and I'm good to go. You can all bask in the glory of my hairy legs!

Yeah.... no one should have to see that again.... EVER!

Aw Bentz!...I freakin LOVE ur avatar!...your wife was the cutest drunk on the ship! She was so damn adorable lol ***HAILZ**

Metalwrath · by **Metalwrath** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:16 am

Out of curiosity was speedo guy on the cruise?

by **cowboy71** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:31 pm

Finally home and my merch tally for the cruise:

Tyr "Hold The Heathen Hammer High" shirt
Sonata Arctica "Black Bird" shirt
Epica beanie (not that I'll be wearing it for a while - its fucking hot back here in Queensland!
Saxon shirt (love this as its more cruise specific in that it has 2011 tour part 1 across the wave on the back)
Ensiferum shirt
70,000 Tons 'Survivor' shirt
70,000 Tons worker shirt

Was very happy with my merch haul :)

Website · by **metalgoddess** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:31 pm

Davina wrote:There should have been more merch for women, I did get a cool Testament top but I really wanted a 70k one which they'd sold out of by the time I got there

Evil Red and I were in the same boat. I ended up with a Men's XL. And I agree, the quality is not what I expected.

Official shirts for each of us should be part of the Cruise package. Take our shirt sizes when we book the cabin, so we each of us is guaranteed a 70K shirt!

by **cowboy71** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:17 pm

metalgoddess wrote:
Davina wrote:There should have been more merch for women, I did get a cool Testament top but I really wanted a 70k one which they'd sold out of by the time I got there

Evil Red and I were in the same boat. I ended up with a Men's XL. And I agree, the quality is not what I expected.

Official shirts for each of us should be part of the Cruise package. Take our shirt sizes when we book the cabin, so we each of us is guaranteed a 70K shirt!

Absolutely! A nice little welcoming package of shirt, commemorative booklet, and lanyard to hold your Sea Pass awaiting you on arrival in your cabin would have been perfect.

by **tmcasper** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:19 pm

cowboy71 wrote:
metalgoddess wrote:
Davina wrote:There should have been more merch for women, I did get a cool Testament top but I really wanted a 70k one which they'd sold out of by the time I got there

Evil Red and I were in the same boat. I ended up with a Men's XL. And I agree, the quality is not what I expected.

Official shirts for each of us should be part of the Cruise package. Take our shirt sizes when we book the cabin, so we each of us is guaranteed a 70K shirt!

Absolutely! A nice little welcoming package of shirt, commemorative booklet, and lanyard to hold your Sea Pass awaiting you on arrival in your cabin would have been perfect.

Hell yeah! Good thinkin

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:23 am

Yeah, myself and many ppl I talked to were quite surprised to arrive at our cabins and not find any such schwag. Hopefully a consideration for next time. Very little 'common goodies' with which to commemorate the maiden voyage aside from our sea passes.

by **Captain Metal** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:33 am

By the gods, I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up short shorts guy. Those things must've been ripe after a few days, not unlike a certain thong

Of course, what would be even funnier is if he had several pairs of the exact same cut offs.

And yes, a gift bag of some sort would kick ass. Considering the money we spent, it wouldn't be too much to ask. SWAG BAG 2012!!!

by **last_candle** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:36 am

...such a gift bag would have to include earplugs

by **KevinP** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:06 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:Yeah, myself and many ppl I talked to were quite surprised to arrive at our cabins and not find any such schwag. Hopefully a consideration for next time. Very little 'common goodies' with which to commemorate the maiden voyage aside from our sea passes.

I thought at a MINIMUM the sponsors (lots of metal mags) would throw a few issues our way to promote themselves. Not sure why and not really a big deal in the end. But I'm sure after this one there are going to be plenty of companies lining up for this sort of thing.

by **Bentz!** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:22 am

Yeah, it was a little disappointing that we didn't get any swag bags in the cabins. I'm sure next year will be much better organized.

Still hoping that the cruise merch is offered online as a protected site for cruise attendees only. We missed out on the girly Tees and Tank Tops that Meredith wanted.

Website · by **AlabastRDisastR** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:08 am

rhiawiz wrote:how about a 70000 Tons of Metal feedbag, so we don't have to miss any bands while chowing?

OH GOOD! Then I'll have a matching set! The feedbag so I can keep stuffing my face, & the underpants for my ever-expanding wide load ass.

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:49 am

AlabastRDisastR wrote:
rhiawiz wrote:how about a 70000 Tons of Metal feedbag, so we don't have to miss any bands while chowing?

OH GOOD! Then I'll have a matching set! The feedbag so I can keep stuffing my face, & the underpants for my ever-expanding wide load ass.

hell yeah! and a 70000 Tons Ski mask so no one recognizes us...LOL

by **Evil Red** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:03 pm

cowboy71 wrote:
metalgoddess wrote:
Davina wrote:There should have been more merch for women, I did get a cool Testament top but I really wanted a 70k one which they'd sold out of by the time I got there

Evil Red and I were in the same boat. I ended up with a Men's XL. And I agree, the quality is not what I expected.

Official shirts for each of us should be part of the Cruise package. Take our shirt sizes when we book the cabin, so we each of us is guaranteed a 70K shirt!

Absolutely! A nice little welcoming package of shirt, commemorative booklet, and lanyard to hold your Sea Pass awaiting you on arrival in your cabin would have been perfect.

That is a KILLER idea!! Hopefully next year!

by **SatansWrath** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:45 am

Is there anyone willing to post pictures of the shirts who were available for sale on the cruise, Im thinking about printing them up myself, its a damn shame that they didnt have more merch for everyone, and stupid times for buying.

But thanks if someone can upload some high quality photos on shirts that would be awsome, or link would also be good , cheers

by **Michael D.** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:46 pm

Disaster Area wrote:and socks, I would have even bought the f'ing socks!

and tuques for the Canadians...

Hey, Take off, Eh.
Somebody had to say it. Eh.

by **TOM CRUISE** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:54 pm

Captain Metal wrote:By the gods, I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up short shorts guy. Those things must've been ripe after a few days, not unlike a certain thong

Of course, what would be even funnier is if he had several pairs of the exact same cut offs.

And yes, a gift bag of some sort would kick ass. Considering the money we spent, it wouldn't be too much to ask. SWAG BAG 2012!!!

He was from Slovenia. I was sitting at a table near Joe (Nevermore) and this chick from Portland and she made a crack like Nice Shorts to him and Joe and I busted our guts in laughter and she said Where are you from and I loudly shouted "Sweden Probably" Well I was wrong.... Swedes like to walk around 1/2 naked (or 3/4) at Wacken.

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