[Disaster Area]

useful info for 70K virgins and drunkards!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?hl=en_US&hl=en_US&key=0Aq2AwmnMw3qEdEFNUk5oQXZqVEtuMXFndUJ1U3RHRlE&single=true&gid=0&output=html

[mooyagi]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

[Metalwrath]

I never really paid attention to that and kinda got lost a bunch of times but it made some intersting adventures
Knowing where you are going ruins half the fun of drinking

[Disaster Area]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

[AlaskaRachel]

My plans:
Get drunk, wander, hopefully run into someone I know or find something useful.

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Ahahahhaha

[mooyagi]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Note taken. Thanks! Now how do I find out port and starbroad?

[viathyn]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Note taken. Thanks! Now how do I find out port and starbroad?

Jump of one side of the boat backwards. If the boat is going to your right when you hit the water, then it was the starboard side.

If it's going left, it was the port side.

[mooyagi]

Of course we don't need to worry about getting lost as long as we all grab our Garmins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRPwYe1EYA

[Disaster Area]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Note taken. Thanks! Now how do I find out port and starbroad?

Well starboard is for queens, figure that one out...

[Tyr]

I worked on Majesty's sister for allmost 3 years, so hopfully I'll remember enough to get around.
and that the 2007 refurbish didn't change to much.

[Tyr]

Which way is aft? And how do i know what floor I'm on? I can't do this number crap while drinking!

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Note taken. Thanks! Now how do I find out port and starbroad?

Jump of one side of the boat backwards. If the boat is going to your right when you hit the water, then it was the starboard side.

If it's going left, it was the port side.[/quote]

Depending if you got your back or front towards the ships side.

[viathyn]

That's why I said jump off backwards!

[Tyr]

That's why I said jump off backwards!

My bad, sloppy readiing

[AlaskaRachel]

Wow this is hilarious

[Monmisreal]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

[Tyr]

[Disaster Area]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

spotting it from the outside is easy, finding the secret entrance is entirely another thing indeed.

[mooyagi]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

[AlaskaRachel]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

spotting it from the outside is easy, finding the secret entrance is entirely another thing indeed.

uh oh

[onenight]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

So the only way to find it is if you have to take a crap?/

[Monmisreal]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

spotting it from the outside is easy, finding the secret entrance is entirely another thing indeed.

I dont even remember how my girl and I found it. Might have just kind of stumbled in there while we were exploring the ship during downtime.

[Disaster Area]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

spotting it from the outside is easy, finding the secret entrance is entirely another thing indeed.

I dont even remember how my girl and I found it. Might have just kind of stumbled in there while we were exploring the ship during downtime.

just keep going up random stairways, you'll eventually find it.

[Monmisreal]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

could have just dropped a deuce into the ocean. Im sure people wouldnt have noticed unless you dropped one from the top deck and it plopped on the pooldeck.

[Monmisreal]

just keep going up random stairways, you'll eventually find it.

Actually it might have been because we went into the elevator and became confused that it only went from floors 12-14

[mooyagi]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

could have just dropped a deuce into the ocean. Im sure people wouldnt have noticed unless you dropped one from the top deck and it plopped on the pooldeck.

I'd aim for the jogging track. Death from above!!!

[Monmisreal]

I'd aim for the jogging track. Death from above!!!

hahaha real life obstacles.

[Skwizgar]

Metalhead cheat sheet:

Fwd = Lipstick to Bomb-tits
Mid = Bomb-tits to Belly button ring to Delta of Venus
Aft = Ass to Toes

Thank God I went to boot camp where they taught me the essentials of amphibious warfare.

= worlds first Marines

[KDibildeaux]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

Figures you would find it that way

[Malaka]

Metalhead cheat sheet:

Fwd = Lipstick to Bomb-tits
Mid = Bomb-tits to Belly button ring to Delta of Venus
Aft = Ass to Toes

Thank God I went to boot camp where they taught me the essentials of amphibious warfare.

= worlds first Marines

Brilliant!

[Michael D.]

if you are confused about Fwd and aft it's really simple, hurl yourself overbroad and the last part of the ship you see is the aft.

Good "Bomb Ass" one. LOL

[Michael D.]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

True story, I had to take a massive crap and went running around the deck looking for an empty bathroom stall. It's how I found the Viking Crown Lounge

Figures you would find it that way

I’m glad he found his "AFT" end and an empty stall.

[KDibildeaux]

Yeah, no kiddin'!

[KevinP]

Of course we don't need to worry about getting lost as long as we all grab our Garmins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRPwYe1EYA

Good boy

[DrinkMoxie]

One does not simply walk into the Viking Crown Lounge

[Yelena]

and if you have never been on the boat good luck finding the viking's crown lounge

Challenge = accepted

I'll be doing a lot of wandering on this ship

[stoverkill]

One does not simply walk into the Viking Crown Lounge

LOL!!!! (LOTR)

[KevinP]

Was this the one with the big glass window that overlooked the pool deck from afar?

[KDibildeaux]

yup

[KevinP]

yup

Thanks. I did remember going there for a few minutes last time, but can't remember how I actually found it either

[mooyagi]

Of course we don't need to worry about getting lost as long as we all grab our Garmins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRPwYe1EYA

Good boy

We need Ravenlord to make the video autoplay on this thread