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    Thor vs. Cronos

    by Whiskeyjack » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:52 am

    Here let's prepare to see Venom onbroad by brushing up on the appropriate literature:

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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by mooyagi » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:54 am

    :lol: WTF?
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Whiskeyjack » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:57 am

    mooyagi wrote::lol: WTF?


    I know right. :lol:
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by shaneos » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:12 am

    "Within this emaciated frame" is not wrong, looks like he hasn't seen the sun in years lol. So if this is 1984 that makes him about 20 or 21, just after At War with Satan came out.
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Stained Class » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:55 am

    literally....what just happened??
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Element0s » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:58 am

    Hahahahhha

    I was hoping that it would be the legendary singer THOR from Canada, but this is good too. I can just imagine...
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Metalwrath » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:21 pm

    Thor always wins :mrgreen:
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by KevinP » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:48 pm

    Metalwrath wrote:Thor always wins :mrgreen:




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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by CountessBathory » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:52 pm

    All I can say is, nice shorts Cronos!
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by CountessBathory » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:53 pm

    Element0s wrote:Hahahahhha

    I was hoping that it would be the legendary singer THOR from Canada, but this is good too. I can just imagine...


    Lmao! I was thinking the same thing!
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Captain Metal » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:22 pm

    Element0s wrote:Hahahahhha

    I was hoping that it would be the legendary singer THOR from Canada, but this is good too. I can just imagine...



    Dude, that WAS the same craptacular singer Thor from Canada :lol:
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    by nekrobarr » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:18 pm

    lol wtf....
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Ogre » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:58 pm

    Now I must go wash my eyes out with gasoline...
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Element0s » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:49 am

    Captain Metal wrote:
    Element0s wrote:Hahahahhha

    I was hoping that it would be the legendary singer THOR from Canada, but this is good too. I can just imagine...



    Dude, that WAS the same craptacular singer Thor from Canada :lol:

    Don't even fucking start with me man, until you've seen the amazing spectacle that is a THOR show, you can't say shit
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    Re: Thor vs. Cronos

    by Metaluke17 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:15 pm

    Element0s wrote:
    Captain Metal wrote:
    Element0s wrote:Hahahahhha

    I was hoping that it would be the legendary singer THOR from Canada, but this is good too. I can just imagine...



    Dude, that WAS the same craptacular singer Thor from Canada :lol:

    Don't even fucking start with me man, until you've seen the amazing spectacle that is a THOR show, you can't say shit



    I have seen Thor in 2010, I must admit the guy still have some singing skill that helped me to not laugh too loud at the totally crappy look he have now. Cronos is probably in better shape than him now.
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