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    One Liners From The Ship..........

    by Metaladdict187 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:49 pm

    What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

    A few of mine:

    "ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

    "Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)
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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by DrinkMoxie » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:32 pm

    Metaladdict187 wrote:What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

    A few of mine:

    "ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

    "Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)

    I saw Waldo during Alestorm's first set, and when I approached him he says, "Ohh, you found me!" in that cartoon Waldo kinda voice/inflection
    haha... that dude was awesome!
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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by Metaladdict187 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:47 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:
    Metaladdict187 wrote:What was some of the craziest/funniest shit you heard while on board?????

    A few of mine:

    "ITS FUCKIN WALDO!!!!!!" (as we departed Miami)

    "Dude, we only been on here 20 minutes and you're already breakin shit!!!!!" (Kirk from Crowbar, after one of the other band members spilled/broke a beer bottle)

    I saw Waldo during Alestorm's forst set, and when I approached him he says, "Ohh, you found me!" in that cartoon Waldo kinda voice/inflection
    haha... that dude was awesome!



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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by sageoftruth » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:49 am

    Less random than that, but when listening to Alestorm, I got a kick out of hearing them announce: "Okay! Our next song... is about rum... The song is called...............RUM!!!!
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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by KDibildeaux » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:23 pm

    sageoftruth wrote:Less random than that, but when listening to Alestorm, I got a kick out of hearing them announce: "Okay! Our next song... is about rum... The song is called...............RUM!!!!

    I figured it would be called Tequila :lol:
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    by DrinkMoxie » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:15 pm

    singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"
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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by KDibildeaux » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:28 pm

    DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

    And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon
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    by doomguy » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:24 am

    KDibildeaux wrote:
    DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

    And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon

    Haha, yeah that was one of my favourite quotes from the cruise. Robert said "you can't have fucking doom in the afternoon. No doom before noon!"

    And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:
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    by CaptOblivious » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:21 am

    Conrad wrote:
    KDibildeaux wrote:
    DrinkMoxie wrote:singer of My Dying Bride, during their 1st set: "You can laugh and have fun, when we are done"

    And I believe Candlemass said: No doom before noon

    Haha, yeah that was one of my favourite quotes from the cruise. Robert said "you can't have fucking doom in the afternoon. No doom before noon!"

    And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:

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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by mooyagi » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:17 am

    Conrad wrote:And I liked Kobi Farhi's joke about not wearing the Jesus outfit he normally wears on stage, because he feared people would think he was Jesus and throw him overboard believing he could walk on water. :lol:


    I forgot about that one! That was really funny :lol:
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    by DJ Old Man Stares » Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:50 pm

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    by Dutchguy-Tim » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:47 am

    my most frequent used phrase:

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    by WizardBeast » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:13 pm

    Dutchguy-Tim wrote:my most frequent used phrase:

    blue moon please


    i had a few of those ya!
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    by DJ Old Man Stares » Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:35 pm

    One of my favorite's was during Tankard's first set at the Spectrum Lounge:

    "You know all those magazine reviews say 'don't pay attention to Tankard...nah...they're a joke...' but let us tell you that we are the most serious Black Metal band...EVER!"

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    Re: One Liners From The Ship..........

    by mooyagi » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:54 pm

    DJ Old Man Stares wrote:One of my favorite's was during Tankard's first set at the Spectrum Lounge:

    "You know all those magazine reviews say 'don't pay attention to Tankard...nah...they're a joke...' but let us tell you that we are the most serious Black Metal band...EVER!"

    :lol:


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    by WizardBeast » Wed May 02, 2012 7:27 pm

    my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"
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    by KevinP » Wed May 02, 2012 8:54 pm

    WizardBeast wrote:my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"



    When we are done. He rhymed :mrgreen:
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    by Anka » Thu May 03, 2012 8:59 am

    My favorite was from this random guy.... We were in the elevator, he was passing by, and before the elevator doors closed he stoped and said "if you're going to hell........ Keep going!"

    then a personal one, came from one of the stage guards.... I didn't know who he was, but he hopped in the elevator with me at 5am the last night and said " I can tell you had fun here. I saw you there .... You and your magic stick"
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    by BloodRedMike » Thu May 03, 2012 4:46 pm

    During Crowbar's second set, as the ship was rockin' real hard and it felt like the amp stack was going to fly, Kurt said, "Whoa. We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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    by doomguy » Fri May 04, 2012 1:17 am

    KevinP wrote:
    WizardBeast wrote:my favorite was when Aaron from My Dying Bride said something like "you can all have fun....after our set"



    When we are done. He rhymed :mrgreen:

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    by sherivengeance » Tue May 22, 2012 5:53 pm

    Dutchguy-Tim wrote:my most frequent used phrase:

    blue moon please


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