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    Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Andy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:54 pm

    Every year we realize that many of you Heavy Metal Sailors are not so used to the hot Caribbean sun, and by day 2 many of our Nordic friends look very much like lobsters... So we thought we should have some lovely ladies providing towels and sunscreen on deck to make sure you get a nice Caribbean tan, rather than a burn.

    Please welcome the official 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls: Samantha, Lise, Sarah, Cait, Olivia, Susie, Lisa and Courtney.

    And since we think these stunning Metal Maidens should be dressed accordingly, we are very proud to have TOXIC VISION providing the exclusive 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girl apparel! Check out: http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/
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    Re: We Have Found The HOLY GRAIL!

    by cowboy71 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:55 pm

    Awww - nice one Andy.

    And good work with the pink mate - you indeed are a true great!
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by mooyagi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:00 pm

    Love that you posted that in pink. :cheers:

    As for the announcement itself, can't say I saw that one coming :lol:
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by KDibildeaux » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:01 pm

    Andy wrote:Every year we realize that many of you Heavy Metal Sailors are not so used to the hot Caribbean sun, and by day 2 many of our Nordic friends look very much like lobsters... So we thought we should have some lovely ladies providing towels and sunscreen on deck to make sure you get a nice Caribbean tan, rather than a burn.

    Please welcome the official 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls: Samantha, Lise, Sarah, Cait, Olivia, Susie, Lisa and Courtney.

    And since we think these stunning Metal Maidens should be dressed accordingly, we are very proud to have TOXIC VISION providing the exclusive 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girl apparel! Check out: http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/

    Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!

    And awesome pink font, cheers skipper :heavydrink:
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    Re: We Have Found The HOLY GRAIL!

    by cowboy71 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:01 pm

    X-Thor wrote:
    cowboy71 wrote:Andy is online. Announcement imminent?


    I say you jinxed it. Andy being the master troll he is will now announce the remaining bands while we broad.

    I no jinx! I get bikinis!!!!! :wank: Maybe its just as well my wife won't be joining me this time ...... :lol:
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by scyll » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:01 pm

    Great announcement!! :lol:

    The pink font is very classy considering what we learned today, by the way... :beerwink:
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by VorpalBunny » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:03 pm

    Andy wrote:Every year we realize that many of you Heavy Metal Sailors are not so used to the hot Caribbean sun, and by day 2 many of our Nordic friends look very much like lobsters... So we thought we should have some lovely ladies providing towels and sunscreen on deck to make sure you get a nice Caribbean tan, rather than a burn.

    Please welcome the official 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls: Samantha, Lise, Sarah, Cait, Olivia, Susie, Lisa and Courtney.

    And since we think these stunning Metal Maidens should be dressed accordingly, we are very proud to have TOXIC VISION providing the exclusive 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girl apparel! Check out: http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/


    Ah great...

    Anyone want my cruise ticket? I don't think I'm up for a week of having my ego crushed by attractive women in awesome clothes. :(
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Feanorgandalf » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:03 pm

    So these announcements lately has also been through the 70k facebook page. I see these in my news feed like i'm sure most of you do and they have recently started including band pictures. Today's has been the best yet

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by DrinkMoxie » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:05 pm

    can I be the first to say, "lol"
    that said, show us the ladies, man...
    ehh, whatever... that Toxik Visions brand does make stuff the right girls can liike pretty hot in, I'm sure nobody will have any complaints...
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by mooyagi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:06 pm

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Scroll down the page a bit and you get a completely random Jon Schaffer!

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Pamela » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:08 pm

    No Pool Boys? lame.
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by DrinkMoxie » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:09 pm

    Feanorgandalf wrote:So these announcements lately has also been through the 70k facebook page. I see these in my news feed like i'm sure most of you do and they have recently started including band pictures. Today's has been the best yet

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    if they have these booty shorts on sale for a reasonable price, I know many cruisers who'd rock them :wank: :wank: :wank:
    one particular former cruiser from Australia I know would look hella bombass in these!
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Samhain » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:10 pm

    VorpalBunny wrote:
    Andy wrote:Every year we realize that many of you Heavy Metal Sailors are not so used to the hot Caribbean sun, and by day 2 many of our Nordic friends look very much like lobsters... So we thought we should have some lovely ladies providing towels and sunscreen on deck to make sure you get a nice Caribbean tan, rather than a burn.

    Please welcome the official 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls: Samantha, Lise, Sarah, Cait, Olivia, Susie, Lisa and Courtney.

    And since we think these stunning Metal Maidens should be dressed accordingly, we are very proud to have TOXIC VISION providing the exclusive 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girl apparel! Check out: http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/


    Ah great...

    Anyone want my cruise ticket? I don't think I'm up for a week of having my ego crushed by attractive women in awesome clothes. :(


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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Jaimie38 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:11 pm

    Samhain mentioned she was doing this in a dream, and one of the girls si named Samantha..



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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by alex_canada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:21 pm

    At first glance I liked the idea, but I sympathize with any of the ladies who might feel a bit self-conscious if "models" are prancing around in bikinis. I don't think that's where it's going though, it will turn out fine...plus we all do get sunburnt. All in all, I suppose it's a positive.
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by mooyagi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:22 pm

    Pamela wrote:No Pool Boys? lame.


    KDibildeaux wrote:Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!


    Check out this stud. He'll be on the ship ;)

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by KDibildeaux » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:26 pm

    HOT!
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by vikingbitch » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:29 pm

    mooyagi wrote:
    Pamela wrote:No Pool Boys? lame.


    KDibildeaux wrote:Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!


    Check out this stud. He'll be on the ship ;)

    Image


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I almost died laughing when I took this. I'm also going to try and work up the courage to actually wear this but we'll see (especially with half naked models running around, jesus :shock: ) oh and speaking of Gnoff - he sent me pictures from one of his crazy Swedish parties. One has him and two other dudes stark naked. I've been so damn tempted to put in the ladies thread and that temptation just went up looking at this picture again lol
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by VorpalBunny » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:33 pm

    Samhain wrote:
    VorpalBunny wrote:Ah great...

    Anyone want my cruise ticket? I don't think I'm up for a week of having my ego crushed by attractive women in awesome clothes. :(


    I promise I will do my best to not crush anyone's ego :P


    Well, I was hoping to feel confident enough to wear a bikini, but at the moment I'm just feeling a bit like a beached whale. Next to eight stunningly gorgeous women who can not only fit Toxic Vision clothing but rock it, I think I'll unpack the bikini and just bring jeans and baggy shirts.
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Ecliptica » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:35 pm

    I hope these women know what they're getting themselves into.

    Good luck to them.
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by alex_canada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:37 pm

    well said
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by KDibildeaux » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:43 pm

    vikingbitch wrote:
    mooyagi wrote:
    Pamela wrote:No Pool Boys? lame.


    KDibildeaux wrote:Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!


    Check out this stud. He'll be on the ship ;)

    Image


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I almost died laughing when I took this. I'm also going to try and work up the courage to actually wear this but we'll see (especially with half naked models running around, jesus :shock: ) oh and speaking of Gnoff - he sent me pictures from one of his crazy Swedish parties. One has him and two other dudes stark naked. I've been so damn tempted to put in the ladies thread and that temptation just went up looking at this picture again lol

    Actually, that bra would probably look really cool over a fitted black shirt or something, if you aren't feeling so brave (hell, I wouldn't have the balls to wear it, me's shy :oops: )
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by X-Thor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:54 pm

    Six announcements in six days?

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Sgt. B » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:56 pm

    mooyagi wrote:
    Pamela wrote:No Pool Boys? lame.


    KDibildeaux wrote:Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!


    Check out this stud. He'll be on the ship ;)

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    Gnoff should add a pair of the booty shorts to this outfit before he does karaoke.
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Sgt. B » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:58 pm

    mooyagi wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Scroll down the page a bit and you get a completely random Jon Schaffer!

    http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/gallery



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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by doomguy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:07 pm

    Damnit, why did they not have the pool girls in 2012? I would have spent more time by the pool...

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by doomguy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:15 pm

    70,000 Tons of Metal Pool Girls... literally.

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by mooyagi » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:16 pm

    Conrad wrote:70,000 Tons of Metal Pool Girls... literally.

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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by STACH100 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:19 pm

    mooyagi wrote:
    Pamela wrote:No Pool Boys? lame.


    KDibildeaux wrote:Excellent! I have always been a strong advocate of sunscreen. But........ how about some pool boys? no speedos allowed!


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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Laura » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:59 pm

    Sgt. B wrote:
    mooyagi wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Scroll down the page a bit and you get a completely random Jon Schaffer!

    http://www.toxicvision.bigcartel.com/gallery



    :lol: :lol: :lol: It's like the Sesame Street "One of these kids doesn't belong" segment.


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    by X-Thor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:14 pm

    Did this just slow down because everyone is watching/posting at the youtube commenter in FB?
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by alex_canada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:20 pm

    not until you posted that
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by ShoreSlayer » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:21 pm

    X-Thor wrote:Did this just slow down because everyone is watching/posting at the youtube commenter in FB?

    Can you share the yt link you're referencing? I did a fly-by on fb and couldn't figure out what you're referring to. TIA
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    by alex_canada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:25 pm

    there's a live stream up on lemonparty.tv i believe
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    by X-Thor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:27 pm

    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    X-Thor wrote:Did this just slow down because everyone is watching/posting at the youtube commenter in FB?

    Can you share the yt link you're referencing? I did a fly-by on fb and couldn't figure out what you're referring to. TIA


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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Samhain » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:37 pm

    X-Thor wrote:Did this just slow down because everyone is watching/posting at the youtube commenter in FB?


    Definitely.
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    by alex_canada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:38 pm

    didn't even think of adding all you folks on facebook...that thread will serve me well
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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by pablov8 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:38 pm

    X-Thor wrote:
    ShoreSlayer wrote:
    X-Thor wrote:Did this just slow down because everyone is watching/posting at the youtube commenter in FB?

    Can you share the yt link you're referencing? I did a fly-by on fb and couldn't figure out what you're referring to. TIA


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    Re: Welcome The 70000TONS OF METAL Pool Girls!

    by Goddess of Metal » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:39 pm

    The comments regarding this announcement have gotten so ugly on Facebook. :roll: I thought we were there for the music and being with our fellow metalheads. :?
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    by X-Thor » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:42 pm

    Goddess of Metal wrote:The comments regarding this announcement have gotten so ugly on Facebook. :roll: I thought we were there for the music and being with our fellow metalheads. :?


    It's the internet. People being rude, sexist and threatening is to be expected.
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