vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
Jaimie38 wrote:
Marlo, my resume to be a Cabana Boy for the Ladies!!
vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
mooyagi wrote:Swimsuitted men for the ladies
alex_canada wrote:I'd consider being a poolboy if
a) I didn't already pay
b) I had long hair
c) I didn't have pencil legs
Conrad wrote:mooyagi wrote:Swimsuitted men for the ladies
vikingbitch wrote::lol: Oh goodness. Jaimie and Greg, you're both awesome - just wanted to make sure I posted that
Ecliptica wrote:vikingbitch wrote::lol: Oh goodness. Jaimie and Greg, you're both awesome - just wanted to make sure I posted that
Oh, Marlo, you melt my snow.
I've been good and well behaved the last two cruises because I've had my girlfriend and whatnot. This year is full-on creeper mode.
It's too bad I have short hair and am out of shape and ugly as fuck now or else I would certainly be your dedicated poolboy.
vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
gnoff_the_creep wrote:I posted all my best pics in the random pic thread, but the pic of me in your bra Marlo, that's gotta put me on the list of pool boys, yes?
My ass is about as small as that female ass in the pic introducing the pool girls too, might be smaller even, I should be set!
Pamela wrote:vikingbitch wrote:I just sent the following to UMC:
Hello UMC,
Nice to see another announcement today however I feel it doesn't cater to both of your demographics, primarily the female variety. So I would like to request pool boys. If it all possible that you could make arrangements with Heri and Terji of Tyr and Mathias of Turisas to perform such a service in between their sets it would be greatly appreciated.
Looking forward to sailing in a few weeks and hope all of you are well.
Marlo
The female demographic will NOT BE IGNORED.
vikingbitch wrote:Hey now, don't count yourself out yet. I'm still shopping for an American "husband" to add to my collection
:
Ecliptica wrote:
I used to have the body of Heri Joesen.
Now I have the body of Petri Lindroos
gnoff_the_creep wrote:gnoff_the_creep wrote:I posted all my best pics in the random pic thread, but the pic of me in your bra Marlo, that's gotta put me on the list of pool boys, yes?
I can take one for the team and seduce one of the pool girls, then when she sleeps I'll steal her little shorts, her sun screen and her towels.
Then I'll spread some love among the wimmins!
I but my ass will look sweet in them shorts!
Not seen the front though, so not sure there will be room for my little buddies downstairs?
Samhain wrote:Ecliptica wrote:
I used to have the body of Heri Joesen.
Now I have the body of Petri Lindroos
Hahaha, I feel weird that I get exactly what you're saying here.[/img]
ALSO... Candidates for Pool Boys: Turisas
Look, they're even skilled with towel protocol:
Ecliptica wrote:vikingbitch wrote:Hey now, don't count yourself out yet. I'm still shopping for an American "husband" to add to my collection
:
I looked through old pictures of myself this morning from when I was in track/football shape.
I used to have the body of Heri Joesen.
Now I have the body of Petri Lindroos
This all happened in a year and a half :-( :-( :-(
Ecliptica wrote:vikingbitch wrote:Hey now, don't count yourself out yet. I'm still shopping for an American "husband" to add to my collection
:
I looked through old pictures of myself this morning from when I was in track/football shape.
I used to have the body of Heri Joesen.
Now I have the body of Petri Lindroos
This all happened in a year and a half :-( :-( :-(
Ecliptica wrote:
I looked through old pictures of myself this morning from when I was in track/football shape.
I used to have the body of Heri Joesen.
Now I have the body of Petri Lindroos
This all happened in a year and a half :-( :-( :-(
Laura wrote:This thread and all the postings made me laugh so hard this morning! Thanks so much all - I needed that! . You guys & gals are awesome as usual. But, Alex - "pencil legs?" What? What kind of fitness guy are you? (Jk of course.)
vikingbitch wrote:
I happen to think Petri is quite the dish (pun intended)
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