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    by viathyn » Wed May 12, 2010 1:12 pm

    Maybe this time I just won't say anything..
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    by debborah1 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:17 pm

    viathyn wrote:Maybe this time I just won't say anything..


    You can say whatever you want!! We won't hold any grudges!....or atleast I won't anyway! :heavydrink:
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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:23 pm

    Making a motion to have an impromptu no-clothes-allowed night.

    If we all do it, there should be no problem... they can't throw all of us overboard, after all...

    Can they..?
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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by AlabastRDisastR » Wed May 12, 2010 1:26 pm

    Narwhal wrote:Making a motion to have an impromptu no-clothes-allowed night.

    If we all do it, there should be no problem... they can't throw all of us overboard, after all...

    Can they..?


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    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:28 pm

    AlabastRDisastR wrote:
    Best maritime disaster ever.


    That's right! Get naked, crack a beer, watch it burn. Isn't that why we all signed up for this, after all?

    Naked night will surely spell doom for us all. See you guys in Valhalla!

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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 12, 2010 1:30 pm

    AlabastRDisastR wrote:
    Narwhal wrote:Making a motion to have an impromptu no-clothes-allowed night.

    If we all do it, there should be no problem... they can't throw all of us overboard, after all...

    Can they..?


    Best maritime disaster ever.


    The cruise I went on had an optional group aerial picture with them all nude and "squished in" on top of the sun deck. I had not heard about it until after. I saw the picture and its hilarious. You can probably google "cruise group nude photo". :lol:

    Maybe not google that. MY EYES!

    But I found this amusing PG rated one.

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    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 12, 2010 1:31 pm

    just imagine more tattoos and more hair and BINGO. hahahahhaha

    Look at the one dude "bending over" while someone else is putting lotion on their backside. EWwwwwwww
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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by AlabastRDisastR » Wed May 12, 2010 1:36 pm

    Narwhal wrote:Making a motion to have an impromptu no-clothes-allowed night.

    If we all do it, there should be no problem... they can't throw all of us overboard, after all...

    Can they..?


    TOM CRUISE wrote:just imagine more tattoos and more hair and BINGO. hahahahhaha



    I have a feeling that when/if people tried this, the coast guard's gunna have to eventually deal with long haired, tattooed, shark eaten corpses washing ashore.

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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by viathyn » Wed May 12, 2010 1:38 pm

    Narwhal wrote:
    AlabastRDisastR wrote:
    Best maritime disaster ever.


    That's right! Get naked, crack a beer, watch it burn. Isn't that why we all signed up for this, after all?

    Naked night will surely spell doom for us all. See you guys in Valhalla!

    :viking:

    hahahaha this is awesome. if you guys saw the pictures of the boat in the other thread, that nightclub would be perfect for that..

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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by viathyn » Wed May 12, 2010 1:38 pm

    debborah1 wrote:
    viathyn wrote:Maybe this time I just won't say anything..


    You can say whatever you want!! We won't hold any grudges!....or atleast I won't anyway! :heavydrink:


    As long as no one gets 'scarred for life' this time around haha
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    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:39 pm

    That's great, Tom!

    BEFORE IMPROMPTU-NAKED-NIGHT:
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    DURING IMPROMPTU-NAKED-NIGHT:
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    AFTERMATH:
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    by debborah1 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:41 pm

    Narwhal:
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    by viathyn » Wed May 12, 2010 1:42 pm

    And then:

    Image

    and

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    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 12, 2010 1:44 pm

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well as long as we have music, water and beer on the little pontoon I am cool but we would all be getting sunburned on our arses (among other places) so someone go to Costco and get a few bottles of sunscreen and aloe vera gel.....
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    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:45 pm

    Oh snap, guys. This is gonna be amazing and we have to have naked time, now. Sharks sealed the deal.
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    by AlabastRDisastR » Wed May 12, 2010 1:46 pm

    Narwhal wrote:That's great, Tom!

    BEFORE IMPROMPTU-NAKED-NIGHT:
    Image

    DURING IMPROMPTU-NAKED-NIGHT:
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    AFTERMATH:
    TOM CRUISE wrote:Image



    SUDDENLY: A FUCKING CHALLENGER.
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    by TOM CRUISE » Wed May 12, 2010 1:46 pm

    instead of an arm it would make it more brutal if he was being swallowed whole like that guy in Jaws
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    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:49 pm

    AlabastRDisastR wrote:SUDDENLY: A FUCKING CHALLENGER.
    Image :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Haha. Sorry everyone who spent their life savings on this trip... forum members scared the shit out of the crew. No more metal boat. No refunds. GTFO.

    Don't even joke, bro!!! I don't give a shit about sharks eating our naked asses, but a cancellation before we even had the opportunity to reach that level of debauchery would kill my soul. ;)
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    by junkhead13 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:50 pm

    Survivors will stumble upon a remote island in the Caribbean and live for generations to come, until they get over their hangovers.
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    by viathyn » Wed May 12, 2010 1:50 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:instead of an arm it would make it more brutal if he was being swallowed whole like that guy in Jaws


    haha ok.. how about THIS

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    by Narwhal » Wed May 12, 2010 1:55 pm

    viathyn wrote:
    TOM CRUISE wrote:instead of an arm it would make it more brutal if he was being swallowed whole like that guy in Jaws


    haha ok.. how about THIS

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    I would like to congratulate the members of the 70000Tons of Metal Forums... we are officially the 4chan of the seas. :beerwink:
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    by debborah1 » Wed May 12, 2010 2:03 pm

    I could see the headlining news on the mainlands now.....

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    by Kittledags » Wed May 12, 2010 7:55 pm

    I'm not on for two weeks and come back to this?

    I approve.
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    by Captain Metal » Wed May 12, 2010 9:55 pm

    The previously mentioned Amon Amarth naked mosh pit, seen from the viewpoint of the band...

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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by Blacktophat » Sat May 15, 2010 5:47 pm

    I thnk your shower will be the only safe bet for nakedness
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    Re: Is there a Nude Area in the boat?

    by BlackToothGrin » Mon May 17, 2010 4:34 pm

    I'm sure there will be at least a couple of guys wearing kilts.... i can definitely see some people showing up in loin clothes during Amon Amarth's set :shock:
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    by Schluckspecht666 » Tue May 18, 2010 5:01 am

    BlackToothGrin wrote:I'm sure there will be at least a couple of guys wearing kilts.... i can definitely see some people showing up in loin clothes during Amon Amarth's set :shock:


    Wearing Kilts = being nude ? :?
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    by Disaster Area » Tue May 18, 2010 6:35 am

    Schluckspecht666 wrote:
    BlackToothGrin wrote:I'm sure there will be at least a couple of guys wearing kilts.... i can definitely see some people showing up in loin clothes during Amon Amarth's set :shock:


    Wearing Kilts = being nude ? :?


    depends, it gets pretty windy on the Lido sometimes... :lol:
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    by sheila » Wed May 19, 2010 8:46 pm

    Im cring im laughing so damn hard at this shit! I like the junk comment.. thats some funny shit.... :death:
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    by Dark Dreams » Tue May 25, 2010 4:59 pm

    Disaster Area wrote:
    Schluckspecht666 wrote:
    BlackToothGrin wrote:I'm sure there will be at least a couple of guys wearing kilts.... i can definitely see some people showing up in loin clothes during Amon Amarth's set :shock:


    Wearing Kilts = being nude ? :?


    depends, it gets pretty windy on the Lido sometimes... :lol:


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    by BlackToothGrin » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:29 pm

    Disaster Area wrote:
    Schluckspecht666 wrote:
    BlackToothGrin wrote:I'm sure there will be at least a couple of guys wearing kilts.... i can definitely see some people showing up in loin clothes during Amon Amarth's set :shock:


    Wearing Kilts = being nude ? :?


    depends, it gets pretty windy on the Lido sometimes... :lol:


    'Tis exactly my thoughts. :shock:
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    by Blacktophat » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:35 pm

    Well what about girls wearing kilts. Now that's an idea. :headbanger:
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    by TOM CRUISE » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:36 pm

    and you guys can get me on video dropping shit on purpose. whoops there goes a dollar bill, whoops there goes my lighter...it just so happened to land between her feet. :givebeer:
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    by junkhead13 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:07 pm

    TOM CRUISE wrote:and you guys can get me on video dropping shit on purpose. whoops there goes a dollar bill, whoops there goes my lighter...it just so happened to land between her feet. :givebeer:


    Hehe, that's like one of my favorite episodes of "Married With Children". It's so hot outside, the Bundy's set up camp inside a supermarket for the AC and freezer section. As was typical with that show, they had some half dressed hot chick walking through the aisle. Bud was following her around, throwing random items on the ground. "Ma'am, you dropped something". Priceless.
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    by TOM CRUISE » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:20 pm

    I think I stole that idea from Bud. Man I need to add some MWC on my Netflix. It's been ages since I saw the episode with Anthrax on it.
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    by junkhead13 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:44 pm

    The mystery meat! :shred:
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    by Schluckspecht666 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:44 am

    the rock climbing wall will be the nude area.

    so everyone gets a good view.

    Bwaaahahahahaha :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :trashdrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :party: :lol: :party:
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    by debborah1 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:04 am

    Schluckspecht666 wrote:the rock climbing wall will be the nude area.

    so everyone gets a good view.

    Bwaaahahahahaha :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :trashdrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :party: :lol: :party:

    OMFG!....YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN HAVNET YOU??...LOL......AND THAT WAS HILARIOUS!...ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE IN THE "VISUAL" AREA WHEN A BUNCH OF DRUNK HAIRY DUTCHMEN ARE SCALING UP THE WALL TRYING TO KNOCK EACH OTHER IN THE OCEAN....BWWAAHAA :party:
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    by Schluckspecht666 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:37 am

    debborah1 wrote:...ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE IN THE "VISUAL" AREA WHEN A BUNCH OF DRUNK HAIRY DUTCHMEN ARE SCALING UP THE WALL TRYING TO KNOCK EACH OTHER IN THE OCEAN....BWWAAHAA :party:


    ... well, you can leave the band and... :beerwink: :lol: :party: :heavydrink: :lol: :trashdrink: :lol: :beerwink: :party:
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    by Dark Dreams » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:50 pm

    Schluckspecht666 wrote:the rock climbing wall will be the nude area.

    so everyone gets a good view.

    Bwaaahahahahaha :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :trashdrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :heavydrink: :lol: :party: :lol: :party: :lol: :party:


    You must be fucking wasted. :lol:
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