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    UMC Haiku

    by meshuggah » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:06 am

    Announcements would come
    Andy the Skipper promised
    And all is silence
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:22 am

    This cruise is awesome
    I'm still going to get drunk
    All day and all night
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:27 am

    But when will they come?
    The announcements we long for
    Who cares? Drink some beer!
    9 time cruiser

    I'm in a band
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    I run a festival
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:30 am

    Hey, I'm in a band!
    Our new album comes out soon
    Andy, can we play?

    :oops:
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    2012: Cabin #2581
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by nekrobarr » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:31 am

    UMC is awesome.
    Haiku is hard.
    Bacon.
    10-time Survivor
    I <3 Funeral Doom

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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:33 am

    UMC is awe
    some. Haiku is hard. Bacon
    Look I fixied it!
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Azazel101 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:52 am

    viathyn wrote:Hey, I'm in a band!
    Our new album comes out soon
    Andy, can we play?

    :oops:

    Bring them Andy!!!!
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:43 am

    Get me onbroad cruise
    good bands or get the fuck out
    My money ain't free
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:53 am

    Heading to the gym
    Gotta look good on the boat
    So I get free drinks
    2011: Cabin #5549
    2012: Cabin #2581
    2013: Cabin #2077
    2014: Cabin #2583
    2015: Cabin #3242


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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:09 pm

    viathyn wrote:Heading to the gym
    Gotta look good on the boat
    So I get free drinks

    I'm back from the gym
    Three hundred sixty five pounds
    My new squat record
    2011: Cabin #5549
    2012: Cabin #2581
    2013: Cabin #2077
    2014: Cabin #2583
    2015: Cabin #3242


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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:09 pm

    Jake went to the gym
    Look at him lift all those weights
    Bitches be wanting dat.
    9 time cruiser

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    I run a festival
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:20 pm

    I squat more than Jake
    bitches be like "oh whatevs"
    Forever alone
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:01 pm

    Since I am taken,
    I will pass on lovely girls
    To deserving peeps

    Tangent talk aside,
    Let's get back to voicing gripes
    about announcements

    A span of four months
    have passed sans reassurance
    from UMC staff

    I hope all is well
    but I still have confidence
    that good times are nigh

    "On the horizon"
    A trove of treasures await
    in the form of bands

    Sooner than later
    we will know a full lineup
    until then, we bitch

    'Tis human nature
    to gnaw at the hand that feeds
    (Swiss hands are yummy)

    Noctis festival
    (This weekend in calgary)
    Andy may be here?

    He must be aware
    Marlo wants to kick his balls
    I hope she doesn't
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    2013: Cabin #2077
    2014: Cabin #2583
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:07 pm

    Sorry for spamming,
    I just really like haiku.
    Once, I wrote a book...
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    2012: Cabin #2581
    2013: Cabin #2077
    2014: Cabin #2583
    2015: Cabin #3242


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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by DrinkMoxie » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:12 pm

    Nuts without nutspan
    Andy cannot fight Marlo
    She shall conquer soon...

    Gimme Powerwolf
    And Ne Obliviscaris
    I would make it rain

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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by nekrobarr » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:08 am

    DrinkMoxie wrote:
    Fart™ Fart™ Fart™ Fart™ Fart™
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    :lol:
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Eternity » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:52 am

    This thread is the best
    If Viathyn plays pool deck
    I'll scream like a girl
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:21 pm

    Eternity wrote:This thread is the best
    If Viathyn plays pool deck
    I'll scream like a girl


    I would have to try
    to hide my raging boner
    for the entire set

    Perhaps in due time
    this can be reality
    until then, I wait

    Cynosure is close
    I hope a label likes it
    and gives us money
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by meshuggah » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:00 pm

    soon soon soon soon soon
    soon soon soon soon soon soon soon
    lies lies lies lies FUCK!
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by vikingbitch » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:39 am

    viathyn wrote:He must be aware
    Marlo wants to kick his balls
    I hope she doesn't


    :lol: No, but depending how drunk I am I may purple nurple him until he tells me what the next band announcement is :lol:
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by nekrobarr » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:49 am

    vikingbitch wrote: :lol: No, but depending how drunk I am I may purple nurple him until he tells me what the next band announcement is :lol:


    That's not a haiku
    Learn how to haiku Marlo!
    Now go drink some beers
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    I <3 Funeral Doom

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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:00 am

    Sorry, I won't be going
    I have learned cruises
    and concerts are not my thing.

    But no need to be concerned
    I'll be with you as:
    An internet personality.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:33 am

    I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:59 am

    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five


    Oops! Sorry about that.
    Haven't done these recently.
    Thanks for the info.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:05 am

    sageoftruth wrote:
    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five


    Oops! Sorry about that.
    Haven't done these recently.
    Thanks for the info.

    You still did it wrong
    It's five then seven then five
    I'm over it though.
    9 time cruiser

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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:10 am

    Stained Class wrote:
    sageoftruth wrote:
    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five


    Oops! Sorry about that.
    Haven't done these recently.
    Thanks for the info.

    You still did it wrong
    It's five then seven then five
    I'm over it though.


    Sauteed crapbaskets!
    Third time's the charm, am I right?
    No mistakes I hope.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:13 am

    sageoftruth wrote:
    Sauteed crapbaskets!
    Third time's the charm, am I right?
    No mistakes I hope.

    You got it! Well done.
    You have entered a higher
    level of speaking
    9 time cruiser

    I'm in a band
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by X-Thor » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:36 am

    Now see, UMC,
    what you now have us doing.
    We are oh so bored.

    I'm trying to Haiku,
    but I know it will be hard.
    I'm not a native.

    Bacon, bacon, tits.
    Metal, strippers, butts, a bus.
    Oh, also, your mom.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:37 am

    Most problems in life
    Stem from a deficit of
    Communication
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:38 am

    Hector Portillo
    Is a hedonist at heart
    Who am I to judge?
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by X-Thor » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:40 am

    viathyn wrote:Hector Portillo
    Is a hedonist at heart
    Who am I to judge?


    I always struggle
    with the second and third line.
    I am now stuck here.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by viathyn » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:43 am

    The key is practice.
    I generally haiku
    at least once a day.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by X-Thor » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:45 am

    Slow day at my work.
    And I can't stop Haikuing.
    I made up a word!
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Azazel101 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:53 am

    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five

    Where is the 5 7 5?
    Sorry, I am tring to get this but I do not understand
    Forget it I got it
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:54 am

    Azazel101 wrote:
    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five

    Where is the 5 7 5?
    Sorry, I am tring to get this but I do not understand

    Syllables on each line.
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by meshuggah » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:01 am

    Morbid Angel, please,
    Motorhead, rum and cola,
    ANNOUNCEMENT, DAMN IT
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Azazel101 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:02 am

    Stained Class wrote:
    Azazel101 wrote:
    viathyn wrote:I'm sorry, you have
    incorrect haiku format
    it's five-seven-five

    Where is the 5 7 5?
    Sorry, I am tring to get this but I do not understand

    Syllables on each line.



    Yeah. I got it but to me this is 4 7 4
    Had a few to many beers this morning
    Moving a little slow right now
    And in Canada things are different :wank:
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Azazel101 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:09 am

    It is time for bed
    Moterhead is stuck in head
    Andy, book them soon
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by Stained Class » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:12 am

    Azazel101 wrote:

    Yeah. I got it, Had
    a few to many beers this
    morning. Moving slow

    I tried to fix it
    It's the syllables, not words
    You DO need more beer!
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    Re: UMC Haiku

    by sageoftruth » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:14 am

    Stained Class wrote:You have entered a higher
    level of speaking


    (By using the word
    "Sauteed crapbaskets" no less).
    Funny world this is.
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