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Montezuma's Revenge
  • meshuggah
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    Montezuma's Revenge

    by meshuggah » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:32 am

    If we go to Costa Maya, think about all of those who will mistakenly drink the Mexican water in some form (ice in mixed drinks, for example), and will contract Montezuma's Revenge! On the way back the pool deck will literally become the "POOP deck", and the lines for the bathrooms will be impossible. There might be those who don't make it, and the smell on the boat will be......well, you know. FOR SHIT'S SAKE, VOTE COCKBURN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by X-Thor » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:49 am

    meshuggah wrote:If we go to Costa Maya, think about all of those who will mistakenly drink the Mexican water in some form (ice in mixed drinks, for example), and will contract Montezuma's Revenge! On the way back the pool deck will literally become the "POOP deck", and the lines for the bathrooms will be impossible. There might be those who don't make it, and the smell on the boat will be......well, you know. FOR SHIT'S SAKE, VOTE COCKBURN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Actually, Costa Maya's water is clean and drinkable. Part of the benefits of being a recently built resort destined for gringos with pussies instead of stomachs.

    Also, dude, ice is clean here. It's not the 1950s anymore.

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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by jodionline » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:55 am

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by D.T. Metal » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:55 am

    X-Thor wrote:
    Actually, Costa Maya's water is clean and drinkable. Part of the benefits of being a recently built resort destined for gringos with pussies instead of stomachs.


    True - last time we were in the Roo we rented a car, drove around and also ate at the local food stands in some unknown village. Didn't have an issue. The resorts or ports have to be clean since otherwise the cruise ships won't return :mrgreen:
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by xhead » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:57 am

    Voted for Costa Maya!
    Cockburn was great - but with two other ships? Old or pedentic people, complaining about boozing
    and listening to Metal on the beach.. no thanks! :bangers: :heavydrink:

    Been two times close to Costa Maya - beach nice, water, nice, people nice, no problems with food, drinks, ice
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by mgrock » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:18 pm

    I only drink bottled beer :givebeer: :givebeer: :givebeer: or shots :shots: :shots: :shots: so I don´t expect any problems anywhere. :beerhorns:
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by Metaladdict187 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:20 pm

    meshuggah wrote:If we go to Costa Maya, think about all of those who will mistakenly drink the Mexican water in some form (ice in mixed drinks, for example), and will contract Montezuma's Revenge! On the way back the pool deck will literally become the "POOP deck", and the lines for the bathrooms will be impossible. There might be those who don't make it, and the smell on the boat will be......well, you know. FOR SHIT'S SAKE, VOTE COCKBURN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by Lala » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:45 pm

    One mouthful of local alcoholics - Tequila - before breakfast, and after, and there will be no Problem with any revenge.....
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by meshuggah » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:19 pm

    Metaladdict187 wrote:
    meshuggah wrote:If we go to Costa Maya, think about all of those who will mistakenly drink the Mexican water in some form (ice in mixed drinks, for example), and will contract Montezuma's Revenge! On the way back the pool deck will literally become the "POOP deck", and the lines for the bathrooms will be impossible. There might be those who don't make it, and the smell on the boat will be......well, you know. FOR SHIT'S SAKE, VOTE COCKBURN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I just want a happy wife!!!! She wants to go to cockburn


    Exactly the same situation here...otherwise :bitch: :bitch: :bitch:
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by TOM CRUISE » Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:50 pm

    I agree, does Costa Maya have $1 jello shots ?
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by Azazel101 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:00 pm

    I had one margarita in Cozumel and spent much of the next day in the bathroom
    Just saying not all the ice is safe.
    Well, I am blaming the ice :mrgreen:
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by Jöhn&Melönius » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:43 am

    Can you flush your toilet paper in CM or do you get to throw it in the bucket with everyone else's like in Cozusmell?
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    Re: Montezuma's Revenge

    by Cardest » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:53 am

    Bottled beer/drinks for me also.

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