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    Samhain
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    The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by Samhain » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:03 pm

    Hey guys!

    I need your help for a follow-up interview with Alestorm on Wednesday for 70000tons.tv!

    In our last announcement interview with Alestorm, we discussed the "Backdoor Sex Party" cocktail.

    We want YOU to give us your recipes for the "Backdoor Sex Party"! We will pick the best two recipes, make them in the interview and the best one will be titled the official Alestorm/70000tons.tv "Backdoor Sex Party" cocktail!

    Here's the original interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6HI4K_ ... freload=10

    Cheers! :headbanger:
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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by TheNewDynamic » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:32 pm

    Ok ok, here is my recipe:

    - Shot Jack Daniels
    - half shot Blue Curacao
    - half shot Grand Marnier

    Over the rocks in a tall glass, finish with ginger ale

    now soak orange slices in Blue Curacao and garnish.. add a motherfuckin' rainbow umbrella.

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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by mfrap » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:25 pm

    Here is the winner. It's delicious, its sexual, and it gets you in the backdoor every damn time.

    Equal parts:
    Blue Curacao
    Banana Liquer
    Baileys

    Shake well with a bit of grenadine or strawberry syrup. Enjoy the flavour/lust/maddened bone-sesh that ensues.

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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by viathyn » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:29 pm

    THE BACKDOOR SEX PARTY

    A cocktail, as invented, right here, right now, by me.

    2 oz Bacardi 151
    1 oz Coconut Rum
    1 oz Banana Liqueur
    THE JUICE OF ONE PINEAPPLE
    A pinch of cinnamon
    And, a dash of 'Sea' sexual lubricant by Sliquid.

    One must be wearing an eye patch, and is probably obligated to flash a bit of b-hole upon consumption of said cocktail.
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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by Stained Class » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:33 pm

    2 oz sambuca
    2 oz blue Curacao
    4 oz red bull
    1 oz 151 proof rum
    garnish with red tootsie pop
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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by Decibel » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:53 pm

    Quest Juice

    12 Radlers
    1 Bottle of Vodka
    2 Packets of Orange Drink Crystals

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    THE BACKDOOR SEX PARTY - A Traditional Family Recipe

    by st4rscream » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:19 pm

    So here is my recipe for the Backdoor Sex Party:

    - 2oz Spiced Rum
    - 1 oz Coconut Rum
    - Pineapple Juice
    - Touch of Limeade (for the touch of Margarita taste)
    - Golden Graham (garnish)

    > Shake in cocktail mixer until lightly frothy, serve w/ froth top and a single GOLDEN GRAHAM as your garnish-ship.

    The trick of the Backdoor Sex Party is to finish your beverage before your 70,000 Tons of Graham Ship sinks (gets soggy) and is lost within Davey Jones' Locker forever.

    The Backdoor Sex Party is a sweet and sour experience, served best when cool, consensual and among good mates.

    Now let's go get Keelhauled!
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    Re: The 70000tons.tv Alestorm Interview needs YOU!

    by bodomdragon » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:01 am

    Alright, here we go. The Backdoor Sex Party Cocktail by Bodomdragon:

    2 oz White Rum
    1 oz Mint Liqueur
    1 oz Sprite
    1 oz Apple Juice
    A slice of lemon
    If available: some mint leaves
    CRUSHED ICE, we want this thing COLD.

    Preparation:

    1. Mix all four drinks properly.
    2. Pour into a glass which already contains the crushed ice.
    3. Add the slice of lemon and the mint leaves if available.
    4. Enjoy and get drunk.
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