[Two Shot Tawd]

Pack of t-shirts to wear in pool , so I won't blind anybody , - $7.50
Multiple packs of Menthos just in case I get to make out with hot metal chick,- $5.25
Bottle of spf 4000 sun tan lotion ,created by NASA for future missions to Mars , $300.00
Adult sized pair of Shazam Under Roos, - $10.00 ( American )
Going on a cruise with fellow crazy ass metal heads ...priceless.

[TOM CRUISE]

I sure the hell hope for REAL that overweight dudes/dudettes and very translucent white folks do not wear shirts in the pool/whirlpool area. Wear sunscreen or go tanning before you cruise. Dont kill everyones buzz by wearing your clothes in the swimming pools and hot tubs.

I will be not wearing a shirt and look about 9 months pregnant.

:)

[ShoreSlayer]

I sure the hell hope for REAL that overweight dudes/dudettes and very translucent white folks do not wear shirts in the pool/whirlpool area. Wear sunscreen or go tanning before you cruise. Dont kill everyones buzz by wearing your clothes in the swimming pools and hot tubs.

Sorry sir but just call me Captain Buzzkill. I hate the sun and have no desire to tan so I'll be shorts n' a t-shirt pretty much 24/7

[metalheadtop]

The sun and I do not get along... no way I am getting a tan !!

[Two Shot Tawd]

Lmao ! Tom , Love your articles in Hammer and Revolver . What ? You don't write for em ? Dude , Stop shooting folks down . We are trying to have fun . Join us man . I brought up t-shirts , made up sun tan lotion and under roos . Wtf ? Life is short fella . This trip is about booze, music and booze ,chicks , booze . I don't want to bring out my lexicon of doom from it's holster . Man, I don't know ya . But , please take this metal olive branch . Please , please , please.... Know you are a fan of metal like the rest of us . And if ya need to borrow a t-shirt , i got your back .

[Two Shot Tawd]

To Tom : If you look like you are 9 months along .... 'Hope you are not having twins ! Easy man . 'Just playing with ya . Rock on man .

[Evil Red]

I couldn't tan to save my life. Literally. I'm a redhead, so bring your shades. Sorry and 'nuff said.

~ A nice pair of UnderRoos sounds kinda awesome though...

[metalgoddess]

I'll tan for the both of us, Red.

[Dutchguy-Tim]

@ tom, i've seen the checklist of mike. your speedo is on it!

[FLORIDABOYS]

Whaterver Tom....We know that you will be wearing a tuxedo shirt in the pool with a wine cooler in one hand

[TOM CRUISE]

I was kidding. you cannot wear your diaper in the pool though, that IS a rule. sad but truuuuuuuuuuuuuueee

if you do not get my ribbing and humor, we wont get a long on this cruise so stay away please.

I did have articles/interviews published in Metal Maniacs. in July 2003 and October 2004.

Thank you for your time.

yo timmah- i said i wanted white widow or northern lights and not a speedo.

[Two Shot Tawd]

This grilled cheese I just made is a monster . Sure , the sharp cheddar is ok , but it's the bacon bits that are the real heros on this bad boy .

[Dutchguy-Tim]

tom, tell mike. not me
you got lucky if you ask me. if it's what he said (and usually it is) i got a very nice pink one

[TOM CRUISE]

Well tim I might not be on the boat, my mangina is so assaulted right now and hurts so much I do not have medical insurance and cannot afford to go to the OBGYN

[FLORIDABOYS]

That is some funny shiatttt right there brother. I hope nobody gets mad at me if I wear some lavender overalls with one strap undone. I want to sit by the pool while sipping on a Zima with Tom and Two Shot

[Two Shot Tawd]

Zima ? Wtf ? Lmao ! Last time I drank that shit I was getting my Dodge Shadow towed out of a ditch ! ( True ...sigh .) Hey bro . I was dating your cousin too ! Is she still making soap in that convent ?

[sheila]

Sun & tattoos (at least for me) dont mix well... Sunscreen and shade for my white ass!!!!

[Two Shot Tawd]

I'm with ya . Between all my ink and freckles , no way . Besides, this thang is for metal follks . I bet the following has never been uttered before ... " I really had a messed up time at the Exodus show Sat . Oh look at the time . I'm ten minutes late for my tanning session ! "

[vikingbitch]

I'm with ya . Between all my ink and freckles , no way . Besides, this thang is for metal follks . I bet the following has never been uttered before ... " I really had a messed up time at the Exodus show Sat . Oh look at the time . I'm ten minutes late for my tanning session ! "

It all comes down to time management (although it would be entertaining to hear someone say that). I live in Canada where we only have two seasons: a crappy spring and cold fucking winter (-40 degrees celsius on a normal day) so sun will be had but in the mornings before the bands even play for me anyways. I guess it depends on how people are when hungover in the morning that would dictate much of this lol.

Although the biggest part of time management for this cruise for me personally is being able to see all of the bands that I want and still sufficiently stalk Amon Amarth on the ship with out coming across as "too creepy" lol. It will be a hard balance to maintain and avoid the "too creepy" part. I am expecting to net about three hours of sleep a night to accomplish this All depends on your priorities :)

[Heabymetawhunta]

I sure the hell hope for REAL that overweight dudes/dudettes and very translucent white folks do not wear shirts in the pool/whirlpool area. Wear sunscreen or go tanning before you cruise. Dont kill everyones buzz by wearing your clothes in the swimming pools and hot tubs.

I will be not wearing a shirt and look about 9 months pregnant.

:)

i like this -

[FLORIDABOYS]

Me like it too LOL

[Two Shot Tawd]

I agree . She is spot on . Besides. The one time I went into a tanning booth , I walked in a gangley ,ghostly ,skinney ass metal head . I walked out as a gangley,ghostly,skinney ass metal head ... who had apparently went on an all carrott diet for a year .

[Laura]

Although the biggest part of time management for this cruise for me personally is being able to see all of the bands that I want and still sufficiently stalk Amon Amarth on the ship with out coming across as "too creepy" lol. It will be a hard balance to maintain and avoid the "too creepy" part. I am expecting to net about three hours of sleep a night to accomplish this All depends on your priorities :)

Oh gosh this makes me laugh big time!

[ShoreSlayer]

Does someone know, if it is on the cabin for free or can been lend?

I sure hope so. I need a new bath robe and have been putting off buying one cuz I foresee a Royal Caribbean Line collector's edition in my not too distant future

[Two Shot Tawd]

I will be driving down but, will bring only basic items . You know black t's , shorts , chap stick , couple editions of ' O ' magizine. Lmao ! That could be the most non metal thing ever !

[FLORIDABOYS]

Maybe I will bring a deck of UNO cards that we can play with while Finntroll is performing

[DragonLordJones]

credit card
clothes that are cleaner than the ones I wore the day before
and condoms (because when I get bored I like to make balloon animals haha)

not sure I'll need anything else ... too early to tell

[grimmy82]

My legs are as white as Casper but that will not stop me from hitting the pool!

[Dutchguy-Tim]

My legs are as white as Casper but that will not stop me from hitting the pool!

same goes for us Dutch

[NuuX]

and condoms (because when I get bored I like to make balloon animals haha)

Oh, so you're one of the guys that will have his workshop?

[Dutchguy-Tim]

...
and condoms (because when I get bored I like to make balloon animals haha)

Penguins?

LOL

[debborah1]

credit card
clothes that are cleaner than the ones I wore the day before
and condoms (because when I get bored I like to make balloon animals haha)

not sure I'll need anything else ... too early to tell

HOly shit thats funny.....what the hell is your name anyway my friend? as you can tell I like to go by a first name basis

[Captain Metal]

I think that should include a workshop on folding up hand towels into the shape of various animals, like so:

[grimmy82]

I thought it was so rad they did that when I went on my last cruise!

[Disaster Area]

I think that should include a workshop on folding up hand towels into the shape of various animals, like so:

Check it out, that very Elephant showed up in our cabin last weekend



with his very seductive bunny friend

[DragonLordJones]

HOly shit thats funny.....what the hell is your name anyway my friend? as you can tell I like to go by a first name basis

My first name ... hmmmmm well you can call me Jim or you can call me james or you can call me jimmy ....... Jim is most commonly used

as in Jim Jones ... I had a smash cult going in the late 70's. some think i never made it out of there shhhhhhhhhhhh. anyone up for some killer kool-aide

[ShoreSlayer]

anyone up for some killer kool-aide

*raises glass*

[debborah1]

HOly shit thats funny.....what the hell is your name anyway my friend? as you can tell I like to go by a first name basis

My first name ... hmmmmm well you can call me Jim or you can call me james or you can call me jimmy ....... Jim is most commonly used

as in Jim Jones ... I had a smash cult going in the late 70's. some think i never made it out of there shhhhhhhhhhhh. anyone up for some killer kool-aide

Thanks Jim! Id love to join you in a ...Chalice of Bloooooood

[Laura]

HOly shit thats funny.....what the hell is your name anyway my friend? as you can tell I like to go by a first name basis

My first name ... hmmmmm well you can call me Jim or you can call me james or you can call me jimmy ....... Jim is most commonly used

as in Jim Jones ... I had a smash cult going in the late 70's. some think i never made it out of there shhhhhhhhhhhh. anyone up for some killer kool-aide

so, you're name is Jim, eh? Since I seem to be forever stuck partway in 70's flashback mode, I immediately thought of JIM.......DANDY TO THE RESCUE!
does anyone remember the southern rock band Black Oak Arkansas? And especially lead singer Jim "Dandy" Mangrum? Here they are in 1974 at some massive festival in California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMyKJxIL6E

[Two Shot Tawd]

I joined a cult one time . They told me they were going to do Jones the right way this time . I'm like ok . So I ask if Two Shot can kinda bunk with any chick in the group ? They said , " Sure bring forth your seed ." I'm like , damn . So, just after I signed on the bottom line , all these wankers yell , " Here comes Father ! " I turn around to see an older Welsh kat, ( with bad home perm ) , come up to me and say ... " What's new, pussy cat ?