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by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:29 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:WTF?? Only the United States doctors could fubar a goddess like she used to be.

Video montage of her from Unhappily Ever After.....*cries*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdzwfL8XwI

that's unfortunate.... I don't think Ronnie Dobbs is gonna be interested in her anymore

by **Element0s** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:34 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
Element0s wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

I'd like to see that

don't get the hopes up!

we'll see about that

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:43 pm

Element0s wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:don't get the hopes up!

we'll see about that

You seem so sure of yourself :lol:

by **Element0s** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:44 pm

i have my ways

by **AlaskaRachel** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:45 pm

Yea, I'm sure you do

by **EvilDan** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:08 am

mooyagi wrote:

Oh, I love me some Saffron! :wank:

by **EvilDan** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:13 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I like my ladies tattooed to all hell. (+1 post count)

Is that a shadow or a nipple? :wank:

Awesome pics, Rachel! And I'm suddenly thinking of the movie Secretary. :wank:

by **Laura** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:25 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

Since I've been a librarian (specializing in art and architecture) for 22 years (my anniversary was August 28 - yay!), I think I've heard every librarian comment and joke, including the "sexy" ones. :lol:

When a coworker and I met some Swedish guys in Stockholm after Wacken 2 summers ago, they called us the "heavy metal librarians." If I ever write a memoir

, that moniker will definitely be part of the book's title. :lol:

by **sageoftruth** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:52 pm

Laura wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

Since I've been a librarian (specializing in art and architecture) for 22 years (my anniversary was August 28 - yay!), I think I've heard every librarian comment and joke, including the "sexy" ones. When a coworker and I met some Swedish guys in Stockholm after Wacken 2 summers ago, they called us the "heavy metal librarians." If I ever write a memoir , that moniker will definitely be part of the book's title.

You should have put up a sign by the desk saying, "Quiet Please (I can't hear what Satan's trying to tell me)."

by **CaptOblivious** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:02 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
Laura wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

Since I've been a librarian (specializing in art and architecture) for 22 years (my anniversary was August 28 - yay!), I think I've heard every librarian comment and joke, including the "sexy" ones. When a coworker and I met some Swedish guys in Stockholm after Wacken 2 summers ago, they called us the "heavy metal librarians." If I ever write a memoir , that moniker will definitely be part of the book's title.

You should have put up a sign by the desk saying, "Quiet Please (I can't hear what Satan's trying to tell me)."

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:00 pm

i have NEVER seen a chick that hot at a library before...close, but not quite! those tats put her over the top!

by **Metalwrath** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:20 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

If we had more librbarians like this people wouldn't be so illitirate :mrgreen:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:56 pm

Metalwrath wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

If we had more librbarians like this people wouldn't be so illiterate

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:06 pm

The "tat sleeve" implies "Daddy issues" if you're into that sorta thing

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:15 pm

KevinP wrote:The "tat sleeve" implies "Daddy issues" if you're into that sorta thing

Uh, yea. It means she'll put out :lol:

Website · by **KevinP** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:25 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
KevinP wrote:The "tat sleeve" implies "Daddy issues" if you're into that sorta thing

Uh, yea. It means she'll put out

That's the cheap and easy way. Again if you are into "damaged people" then by all means. I'm too high brow though :lol:

Website · by **Nicolas0928** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:37 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

Website · by **Conrad** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:49 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:Is this juggy enough for ya Rhia? Too much boobs for me, but I love to on her face

Fuckin' a.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:59 pm

KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:
KevinP wrote:The "tat sleeve" implies "Daddy issues" if you're into that sorta thing

Uh, yea. It means she'll put out

That's the cheap and easy way. Again if you are into "damaged people" then by all means. I'm too high brow though

Cheap is my middle name. This cruise is expensive and so is college. Can't waste my time and money on classy broads. :mrgreen:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:21 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
Metalwrath wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

If we had more librbarians like this people wouldn't be so illiterate

your fix stole the irony

by **Laura** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:23 pm

sageoftruth wrote:
Laura wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I was just talking to someone yesterday about sexy secretaries and librarians And how I could totally be a sexy secretary

Since I've been a librarian (specializing in art and architecture) for 22 years (my anniversary was August 28 - yay!), I think I've heard every librarian comment and joke, including the "sexy" ones. When a coworker and I met some Swedish guys in Stockholm after Wacken 2 summers ago, they called us the "heavy metal librarians." If I ever write a memoir , that moniker will definitely be part of the book's title.

You should have put up a sign by the desk saying, "Quiet Please (I can't hear what Satan's trying to tell me)."

sageoftruth....
That is BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! Scratch the "heavy metal librarian" memoir title. It SHALL be:
Quiet Please (I can't hear what Satan's trying to tell me)
Love it.
:beerhorns:

Perfect...considering I sold my soul ages ago. :twisted:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:57 pm

Conrad wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:Is this juggy enough for ya Rhia? Too much boobs for me, but I love to on her face

Fuckin' a.

dude, i wish she had the correct size bikini top, or just none...that thing is makin' crazy side boob. her face is lovely!!!!!! and no, all chicks don't have to be juggy for me! i just don't like skinny all over. if they're small on top i hope they have some hips and thighs then! like J-LO!

by **DragonLordJones** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:39 pm

take the top off and put her on a trampoline and I'll let you know if they're jiggly enough ... very cute face - I could actually leave the lights on for that :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:09 am

DragonLordJones wrote:take the top off and put her on a trampoline and I'll let you know if they're jiggly enough ... very cute face - I could actually leave the lights on for that

and for the love of hell, DragonLord, get her off that construction site or wherever she is, looks like a horrible place!!!

Website · by **Conrad** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:17 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
DragonLordJones wrote:take the top off and put her on a trampoline and I'll let you know if they're jiggly enough ... very cute face - I could actually leave the lights on for that

and for the love of hell, DragonLord, get her off that construction site or wherever she is, looks like a horrible place!!!

It's a rail yard, she's sitting on the train tracks.

Website · by **Nicolas0928** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:03 pm

In the Ladies thread Rachel put something about THOR movie...
I like her:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:00 pm

Nicolas0928 wrote:In the Ladies thread Rachel put something about THOR movie...
I like her:

Oh my god I love her.

Website · by **Nicolas0928** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:03 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:Oh my god I love her.

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:23 pm

Conrad wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
DragonLordJones wrote:take the top off and put her on a trampoline and I'll let you know if they're jiggly enough ... very cute face - I could actually leave the lights on for that

and for the love of hell, DragonLord, get her off that construction site or wherever she is, looks like a horrible place!!!

It's a rail yard, she's sitting on the train tracks.

i noticed that right away now....oh well, she still needs to get the hell away from there in those clothes! :shock:

by **Element0s** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:23 am

KevinP wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:
KevinP wrote:The "tat sleeve" implies "Daddy issues" if you're into that sorta thing

Uh, yea. It means she'll put out

That's the cheap and easy way. Again if you are into "damaged people" then by all means. I'm too high brow though

I personally have no problem with picking up factory 2nds and refurbished products

(sorry i'm late, dunno how I missed this earlier)

by **mooyagi** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:48 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:Oh my god I love her.

Website · by **KevinP** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:31 am

Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes. :shock:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:50 pm

Portman's a hottie.... and she's wicked smaht kehd

by **shaneos** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:35 pm

KevinP wrote:Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes.

What, female?

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:11 pm

shaneos wrote:
KevinP wrote:Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes.

What, female?

I think Natalie is really pretty :mrgreen:

Website · by **Nicolas0928** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:27 pm

shaneos wrote:
KevinP wrote:Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes.

What, female?

KDibildox wrote:I think Natalie is really pretty

Yes, she is :cheers:

by **mooyagi** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:36 pm

shaneos wrote:
KevinP wrote:Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes.

What, female?

by **cycosurgeon** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:08 pm

Check out these semi metal Mexican beauties

Mystica Girls- Metal Rose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN7USuV4 ... re=related

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:50 am

mooyagi wrote:
shaneos wrote:
KevinP wrote:Not a Portman fan. She's not hideous or anything, but she has too "specific" of a look for my tastes.

What, female?

i too think she's very pretty!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:19 pm

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