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by **mooyagi** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:47 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:
EvilDan wrote:Not as many epic beards as I expected at Down last night. I was surprised. There were a lot of grown-out beard and goatees, but you could see most people had to keep trimming them because of jobs. Sucks to be them.

I will be trying Rhia's concoction for soft hair soon. I'll you you know the results.

Oh, and I'll probably take the picture down after the weekend.

this just made me think of a little story.

at a previous job they were bitching about my beard. had to shave bla bla bla.
then one they they told me that the director of our american agent was coming over.
I then totally "forgot" the day so my boss went ballistic and told me how unrepresentable i looked

he comes back in the office with the director.... got a waaaayyyy bigger beard then mine LOL

Awesome!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:19 pm

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:
EvilDan wrote:Not as many epic beards as I expected at Down last night. I was surprised. There were a lot of grown-out beard and goatees, but you could see most people had to keep trimming them because of jobs. Sucks to be them.

I will be trying Rhia's concoction for soft hair soon. I'll you you know the results.

Oh, and I'll probably take the picture down after the weekend.

this just made me think of a little story.

at a previous job they were bitching about my beard. had to shave bla bla bla.
then one they they told me that the director of our american agent was coming over.
I then totally "forgot" the day so my boss went ballistic and told me how unrepresentable i looked

he comes back in the office with the director.... got a waaaayyyy bigger beard then mine LOL

that's great!

There's a no beard policy at work, but ours is a legit, because we have areas that require wearing respirators, and beards get in the way of a proper seal. Still kinda sucks that people have to shave off their beards.

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:02 am

when i started at my current job i only had a goaty, but as i reale HATE shaving i let me beard grow back gradually.
the only remarks i got were the usual: "lost your razor?" or "you should step closer to your razor" that kind a thing.
but they all accepted it. even better, when somebody hasn't shaved for a few days days they're asking him if he's want's to be like me :lol:

don't if there are any typical remarks you other bearded guys get, but that's the usual in holland

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:31 pm

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:when i started at my current job i only had a goaty, but as i reale HATE shaving i let me beard grow back gradually.
the only remarks i got were the usual: "lost your razor?" or "you should step closer to your razor" that kind a thing.
but they all accepted it. even better, when somebody hasn't shaved for a few days days they're asking him if he's want's to be like me

don't if there are any typical remarks you other bearded guys get, but that's the usual in holland

i've heard guys get the "stand closer to your razor" thing here in the states too. however, beards are pretty common in Colorado - the whole "Mountain Man" thing is actually a "look" some guys go for here. i'm sure it'd be different in new york city than in denver colorado! we are so casual here.

by **mooyagi** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:17 pm

I've never run into the facial hair problem at work. I think as a whole the US is becoming much more lenient with people's appearances, which is a damn good thing. :viking:

by **viathyn** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:32 am

I'm glad my office is lenient too!

My facial hair, facial piercings, and long hair... all seemingly accepted in the professional world here.. Though I don't see too many people that look like me around here haha.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:35 am

viathyn wrote:I'm glad my office is lenient too!

My facial hair, facial piercings, and long hair... all seemingly accepted in the professional world here.. Though I don't see too many people that look like me around here haha.

my tattoos and purple hair streaks are acceptable (and actually complimented) here at my work, which is pretty awesome....i'd hate to be somewhere that doesn't allow for any individuality in appearance, but i know plenty of those places exist.

"i am not a number, i'm a free man"

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:18 am

i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

by **EvilDan** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:22 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

Yeah, I've found that my unique appearance distinguishes me and allows people to remember me better.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:34 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:i think the most impoant thing is how you DO your job.

HERE HERE! +70000

by **EvilDan** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:31 am

Had a dream where I was attempting to shave off my beard before the cruise. I HAD to do it, but I can't remember why. As I was getting ready to start cutting, I got so upset that I vomited.

The same would probably happen if I was forced to shave it off for real.

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:36 am

EvilDan wrote:Had a dream where I was attempting to shave off my beard before the cruise. I HAD to do it, but I can't remember why. As I was getting ready to start cutting, I got so upset that I vomited.

The same would probably happen if I was forced to shave it off for real.

i guess you have attachment issues! sorry, terrible, i know.

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:14 am

big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?! :shock:

i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

by **MadameLePink** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:18 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?!
i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

I hadn't heard that one yet! People usually ask if my hair is real (not only when I have dreads), but then it's pink, so I can almost understand that... But a beard? Oh well, people never stop surprising me :roll:

by **EvilDan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:12 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:big WTF moment sunday

i was at the power of metal tour in eindhoven (with o.a. skullfist, Powerwolf and Sabaton)
and there were some people who were obliviou not into metal
they asked me if my beard was real or not ?!?!?!?!?!?!
i thought there were joking.... but they weren't
we all though WTF?! haven't you looked around yet?

Yeah, I've had people just walk up and yank my beard expecting it to be fake. Like that would be acceptable if it was. :evil:

by **viathyn** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:31 am

Yank on their ears! Or grab a handful of their skin, and once again, yank.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:30 am

viathyn wrote:Yank on their ears! Or grab a handful of their skin, and once again, yank.

or, just tell them how unique and hilarious they are for coming up with the idea to yank on the barba. :roll:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:27 am

I think the word 'yank' is funny and under-utilized!

by **viathyn** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:42 am

Especially when you yank your wang.

Whoa... wait a second...

Yank + Wang = Wank.

by **EvilDan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:31 pm

viathyn wrote:Especially when you yank your wang.

Whoa... wait a second...

Yank + Wang = Wank.

LOL... Awesome! :lol:

by **EvilDan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:34 pm

This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased. :lol:

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

by **viathyn** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:52 pm

EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.

So... did it?

by **Stained Class** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:32 pm

EvilDan wrote:I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:44 pm

EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased. ]

I've heard of a "Stink Finger" but not a "Stink Beard". :shock:

Ya learn something new every day on these broads :lol:

(damn, how did I make such a simple mistake :twisted:

Glad you found it before the

)

by **viathyn** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:46 pm

KevinP wrote:
EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased. ]

I've heard of a "Stink Finger" but not a "Stink Beard".

Ya learn something new every day on these broads

Fix'd

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:22 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:I think the word 'yank' is funny and under-utilized!

i agree! let's talk about more yanking on here! it would be good to augment all the wanking.

by **mooyagi** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:04 pm

EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards :shock:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:10 pm

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

by **Badgerbomb300** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:04 pm

KDibildox wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Just the image of that made me laugh pretty good and maybe a little sick also

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:21 pm

Badgerbomb300 wrote:
KDibildox wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Just the image of that made me laugh pretty good and maybe a little sick also

It's a pretty nasty image :lol:

by **EvilDan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:54 am

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:This does actually remind me of one particularly witty response I had to a lady who said she LOVED my beard. I told her the best part was that it would tickle her asshole when I was eating her out. She was not pleased.

Yes, I was quite drunk at the time. It was after the Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer show, and I was inexplicably in a country bar.

Ew. Think of the dingleberries on your beard afterwards

Never crossed my mind, as the women I am with are all pretty clean. Plus, there's always a pre-shower if necessary.

viathyn wrote:AAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.

So... did it?

Thank you, sir. The beard has the length for the job, but she quickly disappeared. :cry:

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:57 am

shouldn't have read this this topic while eating

by **viathyn** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:12 am

Yeah, big thumbs down on Ryan for bringing up dingleberries.

WHAT KIND OF DIRTY HEATHEN GORILLAS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?!?!?!

by **nekrobarr** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:23 am

viathyn wrote:Yeah, big thumbs down on Ryan for bringing up dingleberries.

WHAT KIND OF DIRTY HEATHEN GORILLAS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?!?!?!

The kind that go on cruises with awesome metal bands, and post on the associate forum in the meantime. :viking:

by **viathyn** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:29 am

Well, I know about THAT one. :lol:

Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

by **mooyagi** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:14 pm

viathyn wrote:Well, I know about THAT one.

Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days :mrgreen:

(cue the

)

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out :shock:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:00 pm

mooyagi wrote:
viathyn wrote:Well, I know about THAT one.

Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days (cue the )

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out

you really are a glutton for pain, aren't ya? :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:02 pm

KDibildox wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
viathyn wrote:Well, I know about THAT one.

Hopefully that doesn't apply to Marlo..

Only on her bad days (cue the )

Luckily I don't have a beard long enough to find out

you really are a glutton for pain, aren't ya?

I enjoy busting her chops quite often. It's all in good fun of course. She's a great sport for putting up with it. :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:03 pm

She really seems to be :lol:

I do find it pretty hilarious

by **mooyagi** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:06 pm

KDibildox wrote:I do find it pretty hilarious

Exactly! We are a much more entertaining couple for you folks when we are having arguments and teasing each other as opposed to being all sappy and lovey dovey :mrgreen:

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