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by **debborah1** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:59 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:
debborah1 wrote:....the question: is sex a bad habit......answer.....only if its BAD sex...... geeez

What if that nun's outfit I beg her to wear gets a little dirty? Does that make it a bad habit?

ABSOLTELYYYY!!!!!

by **viathyn** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:18 pm

debborah1 wrote:OMG.....Jake....don't worry.....I got it....the question: is sex a bad habit......answer.....only if its BAD sex...... geeez

hahaha now don't YOU worry.. for you see I asked (and answered) the question... I was merely clarifying to dstrbd1!
Jealous of your sunshine down there Deb... it's raining like a MF here :(

NO WORK TOMORROW! :givebeer:

In other bitchin news.. I found a note on my front door yesterday from one of my neighbors complaining about my dog barking all night and keeping them up and blah blah blah fuckin' blah. It even goes into detail about looking in and seeing the dog through the front window.

....

I don't have a dog.

.....??

Crazy neighbor or intruding canine?

Needless to say.. I wrote them back a snappy-ass letter.

by **debborah1** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:22 pm

LMMFAO!!!!....Jake....you HAVE to let us know how you replied!!....that is hilarious......NO DOG! :lol:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:44 pm

viathyn wrote:Needless to say.. I wrote them back a snappy-ass letter.

I'm with Debb... let's hear it!

by **DragonLordJones** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:47 pm

that is f**king hilarious ......... I would start howling like a banshee in heat at night, just to piss them off more.

or where you playing Pink Floyd's Dogs off the animals album to loud lol :cheers:

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:50 am

everybody watch out!!!! it's friday the 13th....

and already customs are pissing me off with containers scans and other shit!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:38 am

I think Friday the 13th is actually a lucky day for metalheads as 13 being deemed UNlucky stems from one of the many christian attempts to demonize various aspects of the preceding faiths like paganism. The god of the old religion is the devil of the new and all that :headbanger:

by **DragonLordJones** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:11 am

i always have my worst luck on Saturday the 14th ... don't know why. Friday the 13th is usually pretty good :heavydrink:

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:14 am

well the number 13 is being considerd a unlucky number in german/norse myhology/religion

as loki was 13th (altough unwelcome) guest at the feast at aegir... of which the below verse is a bit of the poam telling the banquet. :lol:

by **Daenerys** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:23 am

Really hoping it being Friday 13th isn't gonna bring even more of the crazies than usual into my ER tonight

Sort of dreading my shift!!

by **debborah1** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:00 am

HEy Daenerys!....I hear that alot.....either on Friday the 13th or a full moon.....the jails and and hospitals experience and overload on those days....Good luck....hope you dont have to work your ass off tonite! :cheers:

by **viathyn** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:12 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
viathyn wrote:Needless to say.. I wrote them back a snappy-ass letter.

I'm with Debb... let's hear it!

It went something like this:

Dear misinformed [my neighborhood] resident,

Had you indeed looked through the window, you would find that no dogs currently reside at this address. Your attempt to guilt me into feeling responsible for your sleeplessness, coupled with blatant lying about your own actions is pathetic. There have been dogs here in the past, such as me providing a home for my girlfriend's dog for several days a month ago. If the howling and barking were coming from him, I surely wouldn't be able to sleep myself; this is because he is a six pound dog that was sleeping in my bed with us in my basement room. The implication of what you're suggesting is ridiculous. Additionally, 'serve and protect' may be strong words to describe the potential of a dog of his size. If you hadn't noticed, the constant howling you have been hearing over the summers for the last four years have been coming from the pack of coyotes that live in the forest behind the neighborhood. We actually receive informational flyers from the neighborhood association about them in our mailboxes every summer. Good luck in finding the culprit; your sleeplessness is likely at the 'paws' of another local canine.

That, or the coyotes.

Warmly,
Fellow [my neighborhood] resident.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:14 pm

^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Brilliant!!

by **debborah1** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:18 pm

BRAVOO!!!........wut an idiot he must feel like now he he heee :cheers:

by **Laura** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:20 pm

this is maybe kinda weird for the bitchin' thread...but here goes...have to work all weekend and my family has gone to Wisconsin for the whole weekend to go to a good friend's annual summer bash. So...I was feeling sorry for myself when I got off the train and I saw on the marquee of a neighborhood club (incidentally where I saw Satyricon - :cool:

) that The English Beat is playing there tonight! Holy crap - I used to love that band in the 80's. So, as the Clash used to say....should I stay or should I go? :lol:

I youtubed some of their stuff and it's sooooo reto for me - very simple/simplistic yet cool (and as many of the punk folks and the like said at the time - the antidote to excessive prog, etc.) - classic is "Mirror in the Bathroom' SKAAAAAAA :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE

oh god....now I'm totally youtubing every ska, punk, and new wave band I ever loved... :lol:

The Specials (who I saw circa 80's)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWxvlQ8 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxHcx7FO ... re=related
Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen!!! SO RAD BACK THEN! (saw Johnny "Rotten" Lydon circa 90)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeP220xx7Bs
Depeche Mode - Shake the Disease (saw DP circa 90)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0sL_SQYvw
and absoulute favorite song from that era...Smiths - How Soon Is Now (never saw the Smiths nor Morrissey :cry:

)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo

by **viathyn** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:38 pm

New bitching: I'm getting anally raped by Roger's for my phone bill. Feck.

by **debborah1** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:05 pm

viathyn wrote:New bitching: I'm getting anally raped by Roger's for my phone bill. Feck.

I told you to quit calling me all the time and that it was gonna cost you a fortune!.....but did you listen???? Noooooooo.....so now look at ya!! geeeez! :roll:

by **viathyn** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:13 pm

Ironically, the expenses are mainly due to incoming long distance calls... so I guess it would have been you calling me!

by **debborah1** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:20 pm

viathyn wrote:Ironically, the expenses are mainly due to incoming long distance calls... so I guess it would have been you calling me!

oops

.....my bad

by **debborah1** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:00 pm

I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE!!!!.........And to top it off......IM STILL AT WORK!!.....ew! :cry:

by **Michaelage** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:00 am

i want to get freaking drunk and have to work for another 7 hours:O wwwwwaaaahhhh:'(

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:27 am

only 3 1/2 hours to go, then i'm going to "work" again.

i'm also a volunteer bartender :cheers:

by **Michaelage** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:28 am

one for you mister payer... a cask for me... tralalal

i know u now mister timmaah!!

by **sabaton** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:45 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:only 3 1/2 hours to go, then i'm going to "work" again.

i'm also a volunteer bartender

Where are you bartender, my friend ?

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:55 am

i volunteer at the fan's bar at sparta, the football team i support.
there a bar in the stadium, so people can meet before and after the game.

by **sabaton** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:00 am

Then you had a good night yesterday !

12-1 !!!!!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:52 pm

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At this rate I'll be the messiest, wastedest, drooling, slurring, puking, falling on my face or yours drunk on board come January :shock:

I pity my poor mind and body if and when I return to work in 8 days

and get it over with!

by **Laura** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:08 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:C R A V I N G S S U C K !

At this rate I'll be the messiest, wastedest, drooling, slurring, puking, falling on my face or yours drunk on board come January

I pity my poor mind and body if and when I return to work in 8 days

and get it over with!

Hey dude....take it easy - if it's not good for you, don't do it

I didn't party at all for nearly 10 years by choice (thinking about having kids, having kids, taking care of young kids...you get the picture)...and just started to get my 70's/80's party era groove back in the past few years. :cheers:

I really only party at gigs and fests now - had about 5 beers last night at Slayer and that was perfect (for me anyway...and onenight - hope you don't think I was a total lush by buying 2 beers at once - it was the effin line 'ya know!)

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:56 pm

tyrwoman wrote:a total lush by buying 2 beers at once - it was the effin line 'ya know!)

lol... they should up the max to 4 and just hand out those cardboard trays to everyone as they hit the line.

Thanks for your thoughts... If not necessarily as completely uncomplicated as all that, it's all good. :cool:

Just figured this thread was the ideal venting place :oops:

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:53 am

sabaton wrote:Then you had a good night yesterday !

12-1 !!!!!

indeed it was! coudn't believe my eyes!!!!
very funny detail was that before the game started my father came at the bar and said 8-0 before halftime!!!
i off course denied him any more drinks after that :lol:

however, at half time it was 6-0 so he was not all wrong there :lol:

by **onenight** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:38 pm

tyrwoman wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:C R A V I N G S S U C K !

At this rate I'll be the messiest, wastedest, drooling, slurring, puking, falling on my face or yours drunk on board come January

I pity my poor mind and body if and when I return to work in 8 days

and get it over with!

Hey dude....take it easy - if it's not good for you, don't do it I didn't party at all for nearly 10 years by choice (thinking about having kids, having kids, taking care of young kids...you get the picture)...and just started to get my 70's/80's party era groove back in the past few years. I really only party at gigs and fests now - had about 5 beers last night at Slayer and that was perfect (for me anyway...and onenight - hope you don't think I was a total lush by buying 2 beers at once - it was the effin line 'ya know!)

Sure...blame it on the line. :lol:

Your a lush, just admit it....
just kidding... :lol:

by **Laura** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:00 pm

onenight wrote:
tyrwoman wrote:just started to get my 70's/80's party era groove back in the past few years. I really only party at gigs and fests now - had about 5 beers last night at Slayer and that was perfect (for me anyway...and onenight - hope you don't think I was a total lush by buying 2 beers at once - it was the effin line 'ya know!)

Sure...blame it on the line. Your a lush, just admit it....
just kidding...

cool meetin' 'ya dude - see 'ya on the cruise or some other Chicago gig before then (and that's a damn shame you have to miss the rescheduled Rush gig tomorrow night!)

by **Michaelage** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:42 pm

damn... work again... i hate working!!!

by **viathyn** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:35 am

I just found out that my recently-released album has been downloaded illegally about ten thousand times in the last couple weeks. We haven't sold more than a few hundred. haha. FUCK!

I guess that's the inevitable bite of the music industry...

I'm not sure whether to be pissed that so many people are stealing my music, or happy that so many people seem to want it..

by **debborah1** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:42 am

viathyn wrote:I just found out that my recently-released album has been downloaded illegally about ten thousand times in the last couple weeks. We haven't sold more than a few hundred. haha. FUCK!

I guess that's the inevitable bite of the music industry...

I'm not sure whether to be pissed that so many people are stealing my music, or happy that so many people seem to want it..

Aww dude.....Thats the downside of the music industry with todays technology...I would def keep your head up that so many want your music though...thats the whole idea of touring and getting yourself out there....to be heard and recognized...Thats a tough one though man... :beerwink:

by **viathyn** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:13 am

All I want to do is play some big ass festivals. If we're getting this kind of traffic online, hopefully it leads to something like that...

As long as people are listening though, I'm somewhat happy!

by **debborah1** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:29 pm

HUMIDITY SUCKS!

by **Disaster Area** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:51 pm

debborah1 wrote:HUMIDITY SUCKS!

woohoo MONSOOOON season in Arizona, you're so lucky Deb

by **debborah1** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:13 pm

Disaster Area wrote:
debborah1 wrote:HUMIDITY SUCKS!

woohoo MONSOOOON season in Arizona, you're so lucky Deb

I just wish it would dump on us already....yuck!! Now I know how they feel in Florida!

by **Captain Metal** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:12 pm

Welcome to the party! :heavydrink:

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