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by **WizardBeast** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:23 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt45PuSLTIs

Swedish guy in his underwear is actually a famed prog rock musician from the band Nightingale, Dag Swano...."hit me with the right amount of rubber"????

by **CaptOblivious** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:31 pm

http://youtu.be/_8JeeDsBUv4
the end of this made me laugh

by **vikingbitch** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:42 pm

CaptOblivious wrote:http://youtu.be/_8JeeDsBUv4
the end of this made me laugh

A tramp stamp of that. WOW.

by **Ravenlord** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:12 am

Taken from the 'What will you wear thread':

In reference to skirts blowing up onbroad:

mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:
KDibildox wrote::lol:

It could get pretty cold down there!

If I still have my beard you can borrow it to keep it warm

That's quite an interesting visual

The visual I got is pretty much depicted in this video (probably one of the strangest I've seen)
YOU MUST WATCH IT IN IT'S ENTIRETY!!! :lol:

by **mosquitorat** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:34 am

Didnt know where to put this but had to share it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8kV7MWaRk0&feature=related

:death:

by **Ravenlord** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:42 am

This is the thread you're looking for: http://www.70000tons.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=920

Seen the video before but it's still very funny! :lol:

by **mosquitorat** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:12 am

Thanks for future reference

by **Ravenlord** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:26 am

Not sure about everyone else, but I find this a bit disappointing. Was hoping for so much more from Hansen and Kiske.

Unisonic - Unisonic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k4lYIVeTKoY

by **mooyagi** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:54 am

Ravenlord wrote:Not sure about everyone else, but I find this a bit disappointing. Was hoping for so much more from Hansen and Kiske.

Unisonic - Unisonic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k4lYIVeTKoY

Did I seriously hear autotune in that or am I crazy? :bitch:

by **Ravenlord** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:58 am

Had to take another listen. It's not very obvious but I think you're right.

by **mooyagi** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:01 am

Ravenlord wrote:Had to take another listen. It's not very obvious but I think you're right.

That's a shame

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:47 pm

Awesome, Gnoff! :cheers:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:53 pm

KDibildox wrote:Awesome, Gnoff!

did you watch it? he got the guy making the video to agree to only shoot his mouth/beard while doing the interview!

I HEART GNOFF!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 pm

Yup! not the whole thing, but I did see the Gnoff parts :mrgreen:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:01 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Awesome, Gnoff!

did you watch it? he got the guy making the video to agree to only shoot his mouth/beard while doing the interview!

I HEART GNOFF!

I'm such a noob, I'll never be a TV star

du är en stjärna nog för mig!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:12 pm

gnoff wrote:Swedish commercial

Going somthing like

small dude: release it now, I can do it !
big dude: are you really sure about this?
small dude (some slang, but sort of): yeah yeah, stop worrying

small dude again: but release it you old fart!

Very funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLtspIgtvU

i've been trying to learn a little Svensk...Svenska ar inte latt! to me the words sound nothing like how they are spelled!

Hej, var är min öl? :givebeer:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:41 pm

gnoff wrote:

Svenska är lätt för mig!

Din öl är hemma hos mig i min kyl!

Yes of course it is, you lucky!

And i'm lucky to go and get that beer! :dreams:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 pm

gnoff wrote:that little guy is dreaming of one of my beer fridges

what do you have 2, or 3?

:dreams:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:56 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:that little guy is dreaming of one of my beer fridges

what do you have 2, or 3?

I have 3 fridges, out of two are dedicated for beer

the third is usually for food, but sometimes beer takes over

beer = food!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:12 pm

gnoff wrote:well, some food that is not beer needs otehr temperatures than I have my beer fridges set to

haha! well, cheese can probably live next to the beer?

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:16 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:well, some food that is not beer needs otehr temperatures than I have my beer fridges set to

haha! well, cheese can probably live next to the beer?

I don't eat cheese, at least if it's not in the food, and then I can do without too

But even cheese I think is supposed to be cooler than the 12 degree C I keep in my big beer fridge

too warm for moosemeat!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:17 pm

well....ha en bra torsdag,.....i have to get to bed!

by **mooyagi** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:01 am

KDibildox wrote:but I did see the Gnoff parts

How'd you get under his skirt?

by **mooyagi** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:19 am

gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
KDibildox wrote:but I did see the Gnoff parts

How'd you get under his skirt?

It's big enough to be seen from the moon!

That wasn't your hand I was shaking when me met :shock:

by **Rab** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:28 am

footloose was remade for my epic dance moves

http://youtu.be/XdamF7XexT0

by **mooyagi** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:34 am

Rab wrote:footloose was remade for my epic dance moves

http://youtu.be/XdamF7XexT0

Very sexy

Where the hell's the sound though?

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:33 pm

mooyagi wrote:
KDibildox wrote:but I did see the Gnoff parts

How'd you get under his skirt?

I have my ways

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:38 pm

KDibildox wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
KDibildox wrote:but I did see the Gnoff parts

How'd you get under his skirt?

I have my ways

Kate: (politely) Gnoff, may I look under your kilt?
Gnoff: (dignified) Yes

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:39 pm

Mexicans aren't polite!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:42 pm

KDibildox wrote:Mexicans aren't polite!

Kate: (brandishing a knife, mang) Gnoff, lift yer kilt, NOW!
Gnoff: (trembling) I need an adult!

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:43 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Mexicans aren't polite!

Kate: (brandishing a MACHETE) Gnoff, lift yer kilt, NOW!
Gnoff: (trembling) I need an adult!

Fixed

by **mooyagi** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:56 am

gnoff wrote:I'd lift my kilt for KAte holding a machete, as long as she promises not to cut anything off...

She can trim the beard with it :shock:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:06 am

gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:I'd lift my kilt for KAte holding a machete, as long as she promises not to cut anything off...

She can trim the beard with it

Why would I lift my kilt to trim the beard?

The other beard

by **Rab** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:08 am

mooyagi wrote:
Rab wrote:footloose was remade for my epic dance moves

http://youtu.be/XdamF7XexT0

Very sexy Where the hell's the sound though?

I have no idea i wish i knew but its not my upload i got to ask the director

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:19 am

gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:The other beard

Not sure you'd need a machete for that?

ROVSKAGG! LOLOLOL

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:55 am

gnoff wrote:I'd lift my kilt for KAte holding a machete, as long as she promises not to cut anything off...

I like you, gnoff! I wouldn't cut you! :lol:

mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:She can trim the beard with it

Why would I lift my kilt to trim the beard?

The other beard

by **debborah1** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:44 pm

gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:The other beard

Not sure you'd need a machete for that?

ewwwwwwwww ..........BAD visual lol......lets not go there :shock:

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:38 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildox wrote:
gnoff wrote:I'd lift my kilt for KAte holding a machete, as long as she promises not to cut anything off...

I like you, gnoff! I wouldn't cut you!

Thank you, you're a sweetheart

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone! it's bad for the reputation

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:41 pm

Much better! :deathhorns:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:06 pm

gnoff wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Shhhhh, don't tell anyone! it's bad for the reputation

right, sorry.

Kate, please don't come close to me on the crusie, I fear your machete and want to keep my balls!

Better?

GOOD ADVICE for all men!!!! SHE CUT YOU! :death:

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