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by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:49 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Vancouver BC Craigslist ad

Female Seeking to be band groupie (Your rehearsal space)

yay thanks for posting this 3IoB had this posted but the ad was taken down before i could see it

by **EvilDan** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:18 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Vancouver BC Craigslist ad

Sounds like a bitter ex-boyfriend calling her a whore for doing exactly what's described in the ad.

by **AlaskaRachel** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:51 am

Goddess of Metal wrote:Vancouver BC Craigslist ad

Female Seeking to be band groupie (Your rehearsal space)
Date: 2011-11-23, 4:07PM PST
Reply to: comm-xbsez-2717996714@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Female seeking to be band groupie. Just turned 19 and I'm looking to get my ROCK on. Hire me and I will stalk the Fuck out of your band! Turn up at every gig and make it look like I genuinely adore you.

I promise to wear super tight, revealing clothing and super high heels. I'm also cultured enough to know that you dance to the BASS, so I'm totally going to have to blow the bass player at some point, even though I know they're usually the fat pigs of the band.

Let me manage your Facebook page and Myspace page. I will hit the streets and sing your praises! Even if you look and sound like crap, I will make you look hotter!

If all this sounds good, wait, there's more! I also play the tambourine like a motherfucking riot! I can provide background percussion or whatever you need to fill out your sound.

All this talent doesn't come cheap! $200 a week is my starting rate, and it goes up based upon how bad your band is, or how ugly your bassist is (since I'm going to have to blow him at some point).

My name is Vanessa and I'm ready to work!

Here's my picture so you get an idea of what you are hiring:

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. People are PAYING groupies now?!
...
Will someone be a reference for me? I'm gonna send Turisas my groupie resume. :lol:

by **Digimortal** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:49 am

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:
gnoff wrote:Fried herring, mashed potatoes and lingonberries for lunch, so fucking awesome I almost forgot I'm dead hung over...

nice i'm taking a typical dutch treat for lunch: kapsalon MJOM

Just ordered one, look what you made me do!!! xD

by **Jaimie38** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:59 am

KDibildox wrote:You've never smelled a mooyagi fart

Challenge Accepted.

:cool:

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:05 am

Uh oh!

EvilDan wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Vancouver BC Craigslist ad

Sounds like a bitter ex-boyfriend calling her a whore for doing exactly what's described in the ad.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:13 am

Jaimie38 wrote:
KDibildox wrote:You've never smelled a mooyagi fart

Challenge Accepted.

Your funeral :lol:

EvilDan wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:Vancouver BC Craigslist ad

Sounds like a bitter ex-boyfriend calling her a whore for doing exactly what's described in the ad.

That's what I thought

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:32 pm

gnoff wrote:hotel TV is soooo boring

Maybe I should turn in early?

Expecting awesom hotel breakfast tomorrow for making up for my boring Sunday

hope the breakfast is killer! i'm about to go make beef stew for dinner, MMMM

by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:34 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:hotel TV is soooo boring

Maybe I should turn in early?

Expecting awesom hotel breakfast tomorrow for making up for my boring Sunday

hope the breakfast is killer! i'm about to go make beef stew for dinner, MMMM

I want beef stew

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:50 pm

dudes, this beef stew smells excellent, i hate that it takes so long to be done! it's going to be awesome!

by **Digimortal** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:46 pm

Ooooh, that just sounds really good. I never have the patience for it, but maybe I should cook something special tomorrow.

Thinking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendang

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:01 pm

Digimortal wrote:Ooooh, that just sounds really good. I never have the patience for it, but maybe I should cook something special tomorrow.

Thinking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendang

looks amazing!

by **Goddess of Metal** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:45 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. People are PAYING groupies now?!
...
Will someone be a reference for me? I'm gonna send Turisas my groupie resume.

by **Goddess of Metal** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:47 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:
KDibildox wrote:You've never smelled a mooyagi fart

Challenge Accepted.

Dude... You have no idea!!! :lol:

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:49 am

Digimortal wrote:Kapsalon is a Dutch food item consisting of fries, topped with donair or shawarma meat, grilled with a layer of Gouda cheese until melted and then subsequently covered with a layer of dressed salad greens topped with a green pepper. The dish is often served with garlic sauce and may substitute the shawarma meat with falafels or kebab. Kapsalon is quite high in calories, with each serving containing approximately 1800 kcal.[1] The term kapsalon literally means, "barbershop" in Dutch, alluding to one of the inventors of the dish.[2]

The dish was conceived in 2003 by Nathaniël Gomes, a hairdresser in Rotterdam who in collaboration with the neighboring shawarma store "El Aviva" combined all his favorite ingredients into one dish.[3] The dish has since spread around the Netherlands into Belgium[4] and is commonly found in restaurants serving shawarmas.

it should also say it's THE ideal meal after a good night heavy of drinking.
take one kapsalon, and a fee glasses of water before you turn in and you won't have a problem in the morning.

downside, you farts will be worse then a mooyagifart, so be warned!

by **mooyagi** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:35 pm

Dutchguy-Tim wrote:downside, you farts will be worse then a mooyagifart, so be warned!

I find that bit a little hard to believe

by **debborah1** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:44 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Dutchguy-Tim wrote:downside, you farts will be worse then a mooyagifart, so be warned!

I find that bit a little hard to believe

+1.....P.U.

by **CaptOblivious** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:31 pm

http://www.metalinjection.net/its-just-business/motorhead-vodka-now-a-thing
i want this stuff just for the bottle

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:01 am

debborah1 wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Dutchguy-Tim wrote:downside, you farts will be worse then a mooyagifart, so be warned!

I find that bit a little hard to believe

+1.....P.U.

trust me on this one!

by **EvilDan** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:58 am

CaptOblivious wrote:http://www.metalinjection.net/its-just-business/motorhead-vodka-now-a-thing
i want this stuff just for the bottle

Yup.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:27 am

My boss just used "Jacking Off" in a sentence and didn't mean it in the sense that you are thinking of...I giggled. :mrgreen:

by **Bentz!** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:36 am

Stained Class wrote:My boss just used "Jacking Off" in a sentence and didn't mean it in the sense that you are thinking of...I giggled.

You mean to tell me that there is another meaning to "Jacking Off"!? I can't think of anything other than the masturbation reference. Do share.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:38 am

Bentz! wrote:
Stained Class wrote:My boss just used "Jacking Off" in a sentence and didn't mean it in the sense that you are thinking of...I giggled.

You mean to tell me that there is another meaning to "Jacking Off"!? I can't think of anything other than the masturbation reference. Do share.

I can't even recall. Something to do with the field crews not drawing the maps properly. I think he meant in the sense of "messing around". Not sure he realises what just happened. It reminds me of Date Night when Tina Fey is like "I think we're going to get wacked off".

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:37 am

Jackin off, jerkin off, wankin, pullin their pud and several other whackin references are all interchangeable with screwin the pooch at work and have been for decades. Oddly enough, the reverse is not true as I've never heard of masturbation being referred to as dog fucking :shock:

by **debborah1** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:52 pm

Bentz! wrote:
Stained Class wrote:My boss just used "Jacking Off" in a sentence and didn't mean it in the sense that you are thinking of...I giggled.

You mean to tell me that there is another meaning to "Jacking Off"!? I can't think of anything other than the masturbation reference. Do share.

LMAO Joey!.....Are you sure your boss wasn't just asking you to "take your jacket off"?

by **Stained Class** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:53 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:I've never heard of masturbation being referred to as dog fucking

What about masterbating TO Dog fu....nvm. :shock:

debborah1 wrote:
Bentz! wrote:
Stained Class wrote:My boss just used "Jacking Off" in a sentence and didn't mean it in the sense that you are thinking of...I giggled.

You mean to tell me that there is another meaning to "Jacking Off"!? I can't think of anything other than the masturbation reference. Do share.

LMAO Joey!.....Are you sure your boss wasn't just asking you to "take your jacket off"?

Definitely sure. Whats even better is we had a company lunch today and i asked if there was a soda table and he's like "I think the Canadian term is pop" and I was like "ok, before you start correcting me on my vocabulary, lets get some things straight" That was a hilarious conversation.

by **Ravenlord** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:09 am

gnoff wrote:Did

Ocean View G 3 $1299 (twin) just sell out
while
Ocean View F 4-7 $1199 (triple) just get available?

Posted this in the 'How long until it sells out' thread. There are only 19 of the those triple cabins so I'm guessing there have just been a few dropouts. Shouldn't take long for it to sell out again.

by **Bentz!** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:42 am

gnoff wrote:Someone plans on opening a strip club close to one of the big Swedish ski resorts

Of course "people" are upset

So funny

Just the thought of seeing naked Swedish hotties makes me happy. No idea why this would upset anyone. :boobs:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:25 am

gnoff wrote:54448 posts by the top 10 members (before this one)

out of a total of 130971 (before this one)

About 41.5%

Let's get that to 50% before we broad :mrgreen:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:21 pm

gnoff wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:54448 posts by the top 10 members (before this one)

out of a total of 130971 (before this one)

About 41.5%

Let's get that to 50% before we broad

I'm contemplating getting somehow to Seinäjoki in northern(-ish) Finland for an Amon Amarth gig in February

sounds treacherous! bring your snowshoes!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:39 am

gnoff wrote:haha, I've grown up in a place about as far north, should be ok

that's true, i looked on a map, holy hell, you were way up north!

by **vikingbitch** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:51 am

gnoff wrote:Going to Umeå in March to see Amon Amarth, Entombed and Immortal!

I want to go toooooooooooooo!!!!!!

by **vikingbitch** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:59 am

gnoff wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:
gnoff wrote:Going to Umeå in March to see Amon Amarth, Entombed and Immortal!

I want to go toooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Come visit!

My goodness that would be so much fun! :cry:

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:21 am

yay nap time for me finally then its time for my staff giftmas party and me to get falling down loser drunk on cheap / free booze :party:

by **Jaimie38** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:01 pm

CaptOblivious wrote:yay nap time for me finally then its time for my staff giftmas party and me to get falling down loser drunk on cheap / free booze

LOL

My rules of a Festive Year End Celebration of non -dominational Gatherings (because we can't have Christmas Parties anymore)is....

NEVER GIVE ME FREE RED WINE...

Giving water to Gremlins after Midnight ain't got nothing on me!!

:beerbang:

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:51 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:
CaptOblivious wrote:yay nap time for me finally then its time for my staff giftmas party and me to get falling down loser drunk on cheap / free booze

LOL

My rules of a Festive Year End Celebration of non -dominational Gatherings (because we can't have Christmas Parties anymore)is....

NEVER GIVE ME FREE RED WINE...

Giving water to Gremlins after Midnight ain't got nothing on me!!

it must take a LOT of wine, you hold your likker like a champ usually!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:04 pm

Kim Jong Il died... now get back to whatever you were doing

by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:31 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:Kim Jong Il died... now get back to whatever you were doing

Going to be very interesting to see what happens in North Korea now.

by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:32 pm

Kinda want to watch Team America now

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:34 pm

mooyagi wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:Kim Jong Il died... now get back to whatever you were doing

Going to be very interesting to see what happens in North Korea now.

Kim Jong Un takes over... and he's rumored to be crazy

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