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by **Rab** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:28 pm

last_candle wrote:
Rab wrote:i had my annual chrismtas party on the weekend it was fantastic and i was drunk

drunk at a christmas party - that's how usually unfortunate things happen

nah nothing too crazy happened minus the fact i phoned a woman and total her im gonna mouth fuck her so hard its gonna require alot of oral surgury

also someone from this board was here i for the life of me cant remember his name im sorry dude and all i remember is i remember seeing him from the boat and he was from boston

by **last_candle** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:32 pm

Rab wrote:
last_candle wrote:
Rab wrote:i had my annual chrismtas party on the weekend it was fantastic and i was drunk

drunk at a christmas party - that's how usually unfortunate things happen

nah nothing too crazy happened minus the fact i phoned a woman and total her im gonna mouth fuck her so hard its gonna require alot of oral surgury

but that's not a regular-tuesday-morning-phonecall either

by **Rab** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:34 pm

nah the mouth fuck one is thursday

the tuesday one is me telling her im gonan fuck her so hard the next time she goes to the gynaecologist he wll go down there have a look screaming in horror " THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" !!!

due to the awesome damage her rocking on my cock has done

by **ShoreSlayer** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:52 pm

You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:23 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

by **biertroll** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:58 am

This Rab guy has alot to live up to :lol:

by **Rab** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:36 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

dude i offten say terrible things like mentioning i would rather drink a milk shake consiting of liquified dead organs and milk then ever to watch the movie there will be blood im just that awesome

Website · by **KevinP** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:20 am

RAB signed Blackguard, so he's never forgiven for such a transgression :twisted:

by **Rab** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:15 am

KevinP wrote:RAB signed Blackguard, so he's never forgiven for such a transgression

I did not sign them i was the first band to offer them a deal i wish i had though thats an evil i could live with

by **sageoftruth** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:28 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

Hey! That was my idea! See, Mooyagi? That thread would have worked here after all.

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:21 am

KevinP wrote:RAB signed Blackguard, so he's never forgiven for such a transgression

sageoftruth wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

Hey! That was my idea! See, Mooyagi? That thread would have worked here after all.

That thread would fit right in here :lol:

by **Ravenlord** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:23 am

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:17 am

Rab wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

dude i offten say terrible things like mentioning i would rather drink a milk shake consiting of liquified dead organs and milk then ever to watch the movie there will be blood im just that awesome

Oh yeah, I know you do. I guess the last 2 just crossed one of my personal comfort zone lines in terms of public comments and this was my attempt at humorously suggesting it be taken down a notch. I know your intent is humour and what not but, and this is just me talking for me, not trying to police the entire forum or anything, I personally find violent sex innuendo along the lines of 'Rippin' n' Tearing' and/or basically taking joy or pride from leaving the sexual recipient damaged or in pain to be real lowest common denominator stuff right down there with some of the weakest homophobia, racism or fat jokes. Much like defending you when ppl on face book were being particularly nasty about one of your pics (yes, I know you didn't ask me to. I did it because it offended ME), I can't sit comfortably and say nothing when I see stuff like that. To me, it's disturbing and disrespectful in a way that isn't justified by the level of humour it accomplishes. We met on the ship and have engaged in various banter and topics here on the forum and I like you but again, personally, just not that one aspect of how you choose to post once every now and then /end rant

Rejoice - Back to the studio today in the hopes of completing a long overdue project! :headbanger:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:17 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:Rejoice - Back to the studio today in the hopes of completing a long overdue project!

Yay! can't wait to hear the end result!

by **Rab** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:15 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
Rab wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:You may have found your calling on these forums Rab...

To initiate the NSFW, often avoided but frequently loved Random Vulgarity & TMI Thread

dude i offten say terrible things like mentioning i would rather drink a milk shake consiting of liquified dead organs and milk then ever to watch the movie there will be blood im just that awesome

Oh yeah, I know you do. I guess the last 2 just crossed one of my personal comfort zone lines in terms of public comments and this was my attempt at humorously suggesting it be taken down a notch. I know your intent is humour and what not but, and this is just me talking for me, not trying to police the entire forum or anything, I personally find violent sex innuendo along the lines of 'Rippin' n' Tearing' and/or basically taking joy or pride from leaving the sexual recipient damaged or in pain to be real lowest common denominator stuff right down there with some of the weakest homophobia, racism or fat jokes. Much like defending you when ppl on face book were being particularly nasty about one of your pics (yes, I know you didn't ask me to. I did it because it offended ME), I can't sit comfortably and say nothing when I see stuff like that. To me, it's disturbing and disrespectful in a way that isn't justified by the level of humour it accomplishes. We met on the ship and have engaged in various banter and topics here on the forum and I like you but again, personally, just not that one aspect of how you choose to post once every now and then /end rant

Rejoice - Back to the studio today in the hopes of completing a long overdue project!

well sir since you do rock the awesome ill try and hold it back to the max

by **ShoreSlayer** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:07 pm

You sir are a kind and generous soul :bmhorns:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:37 pm

Long live Rab! I for one think you are super hilarious pretty much all the time! But then again i am very weird! So take that! HAHA

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:16 pm

Got my tattoo colored in finally!
That shit hurts though and I'm exhausted.

Website · by **Tuup** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:19 am

Just ordered my new car, a Peugeot 508 2.0 Hybrid4 Premium

by **vikingbitch** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:20 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:Got my tattoo colored in finally!
That shit hurts though and I'm exhausted.

Nice!! Hope it heals well :cheers:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:59 pm

Kickass tie-dyed guitar shirt for b'day gift from my sister today as well as a custom running t-shirt from sister in-law and a great handmade card...

Card front:

Card inside:

Card back: (groupies 4tw!)

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:03 pm

Those are awesome! :shred:

by **Jaimie38** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:23 pm

After an extremely busy and long November at work(Evil Car Dealership :twisted:

) of which I am the Parts Manager, we had a record month in both sales and gross profit. I am paid salary plus commission--so... after they finally closed the month.... let's just say the cheque( after the Bank bollocked it up ) was .....um...... NICE!

And Jeff ( Element0s) is taking my other spot in my cabin--- we came to an agreement on price--which includes some free beer for me every day!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:27 pm

Awesome!

by **mooyagi** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:29 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:After an extremely busy and long November at work(Evil Car Dealership ) of which I am the Parts Manager, we had a record month in both sales and gross profit. I am paid salary plus commission--so... after they finally closed the month.... let's just say the cheque( after the Bank bollocked it up ) was .....um...... NICE!

And Jeff ( Element0s) is taking my other spot in my cabin--- we came to an agreement on price--which includes some free beer for me every day!

Excellent news! And can't go wrong with Jeffie and free bier

by **cowboy71** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:46 pm

So, Coca Cola have this promotional thing in Australia called "Coke Unleashed" (do they run it in other Countries?). You get a code on bottle labels worth 10 points that you enter on the website, then you can redeem your points for rewards. I've been participating since the promotion started about 18 months ago (accrued about 2,300 points) and the rewards are normally shit

Like 2,750 points for a ps3 game you can buy for $20

BUT, yesterday they did a big update with awesome rewards at fantastic 'cost'. I got:

250 points - $50 Sportsgirl clothing giftcard for the wife
325 points - $80 Cotton On clothing giftcard for the wife
500 points - $100 Red Balloon (http://www.redballoon.com.au/) giftcard

And the crowning glory
1125 points - Sony Xperia Play mobile phone

So fucking stoked, they will all make awesome belated xmas presents for the wife and I :bangers:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:50 pm

That's great! enjoy! man, you must drink a lot of coke :lol:

by **cowboy71** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:00 pm

KDibildox wrote:That's great! enjoy! man, you must drink a lot of coke

I do love it, and drink a fair bit - only because Dr. Pepper is relatively hard (and expensive!) to get in Australia

I also grab labels off one of my work mates all the time who is a massive coke zero consumer :heavydrink:

by **vikingbitch** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:26 pm

Jaimie38 wrote:After an extremely busy and long November at work(Evil Car Dealership ) of which I am the Parts Manager, we had a record month in both sales and gross profit. I am paid salary plus commission--so... after they finally closed the month.... let's just say the cheque( after the Bank bollocked it up ) was .....um...... NICE!

And Jeff ( Element0s) is taking my other spot in my cabin--- we came to an agreement on price--which includes some free beer for me every day!

That's fantastic Jaimie!!!! :deathhorns:

And I don't have to pull out any of my entrepreneurial skills to get Jeff on the boat (we couldn't whore him out - Rachel would have probably kiboshed this - so was thinking a clothing line of Jeffie shirts/hats/thongs that had been discussed on here before to raise money).

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:37 pm

cowboy71 wrote:
KDibildox wrote:That's great! enjoy! man, you must drink a lot of coke

I do love it, and drink a fair bit - only because Dr. Pepper is relatively hard (and expensive!) to get in Australia

I also grab labels off one of my work mates all the time who is a massive coke zero consumer

Ah

. I like Dr Pepper, though usually only have cream soda once in a while

by **mooyagi** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:51 pm

KDibildox wrote:
cowboy71 wrote:
KDibildox wrote:That's great! enjoy! man, you must drink a lot of coke

I do love it, and drink a fair bit - only because Dr. Pepper is relatively hard (and expensive!) to get in Australia

I also grab labels off one of my work mates all the time who is a massive coke zero consumer

Ah . I like Dr Pepper, though usually only have cream soda once in a while

Dr. Pepper and cream soda are great! Cowboy, I'd love to see you and sageoftruth have a Coke drink off. It's gotten to the point where a couple of restaurants just bring him out a pitcher of Diet Coke so they don't have to keep refilling his glass. :lol:

Though I don't think that's happened in a while...

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:02 pm

I love avocado. I just half of one on a burger and then just ate the other half by itself. Delicious! :mrgreen:

by **Memnoch** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:11 pm

Was smart enough to drink only about ten pints of beer at our company's pre-Christmas party last night. Was home a bit past 1am (now 7am). :givebeer:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:31 pm

KDibildox wrote:I love avocado. I just half of one on a burger and then just ate the other half by itself. Delicious!

great burger topping, too!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:36 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KDibildox wrote:I love avocado. I just half of one on a burger and then just ate the other half by itself. Delicious!

great burger topping, too!

It is!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:41 pm

KDibildox wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:
KDibildox wrote:I love avocado. I just half of one on a burger and then just ate the other half by itself. Delicious!

great burger topping, too!

It is!

I like many less common burger toppings...
pineapple (pineapple with guacamole is to die for)...
peanut butter
fried egg
lobster
hell, if I see a burger option I haven't tried I'm bound to give it a chance

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:45 pm

I love pineapple on most things, and it's really good with powdered chili

, the other things I haven't tried on burgers yet.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:18 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:pineapple (pineapple with guacamole is to die for)...

Damnit dude!

WHY didn't you post that yesterday?

Sister took me out to Roxy Burger for lunch today. I was gonna have their California Burger (Beef, of course, bacon, jack cheese and guacamole) but went with the Teriyaki Burger (pineapple and teriyaki sauce) instead.

I could've done both at the same time and tested your theory!

Oh well, next time :beerwink:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:07 am

ShoreSlayer wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:pineapple (pineapple with guacamole is to die for)...

Damnit dude!

WHY didn't you post that yesterday?

Sister took me out to Roxy Burger for lunch today. I was gonna have their California Burger (Beef, of course, bacon, jack cheese and guacamole) but went with the Teriyaki Burger (pineapple and teriyaki sauce) instead.

I could've done both at the same time and tested your theory!

Oh well, next time

Go for the California Burger with pineapple added... while teriyaki is good, it'd actually work against all the other flavors (in my opinion)

by **CaptOblivious** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:06 am

yay finished moving into my room mates new condo today and the even more important part i might not have any internet down time :viking:

but for now i can at least visit the old condo where all the computers are and have net for a little longer

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