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by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:43 am

Had a weird one last night. I remember driving through my hometown, opening up an abandoned restaurant. Characters from Weeds. The Three Stooges. And a forumite :boobs:

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:43 am

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:Guess I have to start organizing my Cult of Dan. I will ride a herd of gothopotami into battle!

I can't compete with Swifty's gas or Kate's beauty.

Those two things are tough to compete with Especially Kate's beauty

Can one of our resident photoshop experts please create an image of Dan riding a herd of gothopotami into battle? Please?

Happy Christmas everyone!

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:31 am

i love how Dan is popeye with boobs. you are an observant Irishman!

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:44 am

WizardBeast wrote:i love how Dan is popeye with boobs. you are an observant Irishman!

Since I've been slacking off on my photoshop duties over the last while I felt it necessary to include all of the latest goings on from forumland.

:beerwink:

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:46 am

Ravenlord wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i love how Dan is popeye with boobs. you are an observant Irishman!

Since I've been slacking off on my photoshop duties over the last while I felt it necessary to include all of the latest goings on from forumland.

as i said, nice work. thanks for being in a spirit of giving LOL

by **mooyagi** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:19 am

Ravenlord wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:Guess I have to start organizing my Cult of Dan. I will ride a herd of gothopotami into battle!

I can't compete with Swifty's gas or Kate's beauty.

Those two things are tough to compete with Especially Kate's beauty

Can one of our resident photoshop experts please create an image of Dan riding a herd of gothopotami into battle? Please?

Happy Christmas everyone!

Holy crap! :lol:

I love the fart cloud. Excellent work, my friend

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:46 pm

Ravenlord wrote:Happy Christmas everyone!

*slow clap*
Ravenlord wins this round! haha... awesome!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:52 pm

That is awesome! great job, Paul!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:35 pm

Simply brilliant!

Real tears even before I saw the moobs!

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:40 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:Simply brilliant!

Real tears even before I saw the moobs!

I find it's the small details that really make these things special. Glad you liked it :beerwink:

by **last_candle** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:08 pm

I'm afraid this picture might bring me nightmares! :shock:

by **Anka** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:19 pm

i had a dream last night that Apocalyptica was gonna play on the cruise ... weird cause i have other bands on my mind right now really (read my signature haha)

i like Apo a lot but .... really, i want more Hypo.

by **Ravenlord** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:29 pm

last_candle wrote:I'm afraid this picture might bring me nightmares!

You're welcome... :cheers:

by **last_candle** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:49 am

Ravenlord wrote:
last_candle wrote:I'm afraid this picture might bring me nightmares!

You're welcome...

I survived the night :cheers:

by **EvilDan** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:15 am

Ravenlord wrote:Happy Christmas everyone!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is awesome!

Too bad the fart cloud can't be rainbow-colored. Would probably lose the "nuclear" effect.

by **EvilDan** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:01 am

If I was knowledgeable about Photoshop, I'd try increase its awesomeness quotient even more by having the battle take place on the ship. :bmhorns:

by **Anka** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:09 pm

am i the only one who has NICE dreams about the cruise? :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:18 pm

Anka wrote:am i the only one who has NICE dreams about the cruise?

Probably! though I had a love triangle dream a while back. And then the Tigger one :lol:

. Nice enough for me

by **Dutchguy-Tim** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:51 am

KDibildox wrote:
Anka wrote:am i the only one who has NICE dreams about the cruise?

Probably! though I had a love triangle dream a while back. And then the Tigger one . Nice enough for me

+1

by **DragonLordJones** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:03 am

had the weirdest dream last night, was flying down to Miami and ran into a storm ... suddenly the plane is struck by lightning ( this felt so real, It was like I felt it) there was a bright flash of light and electricity sparking everywhere .... next thing I remember is the plane making an emergency landing in Tennessee

I don't think anyone was hurt, but at that point I woke up heart racing, shaking and thinking WOW that was intense.

I hope that wasn't a bad omen. What do the experts say about being struck by lightning dreams. This is like the second one I've had in my life ....... but I don't remember any life changing events associated with the first one or any great spiritual awareness.

It just seems so wicked to see that bright flash and feel like you're hit by lightning, not that I really want to experience that in real life :beerhorns:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:43 pm

KDibildox wrote:
Anka wrote:am i the only one who has NICE dreams about the cruise?

Probably! though I had a love triangle dream a while back. And then the Tigger one . Nice enough for me

yeah the one with me and nick! awww.... :oops:

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:44 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildox wrote:
Anka wrote:am i the only one who has NICE dreams about the cruise?

Probably! though I had a love triangle dream a while back. And then the Tigger one . Nice enough for me

yeah the one with me and nick! awww....

You know it, baby! :boobs:

by **Ravenlord** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:47 am

Had a very vague dream last night about the anticipation of an announcement. Someone screwed up the 70k website and there were little clues dotted around. In the end it was myself and statsman on the case and we ended up revealing one of the bands. Don't remember the name but it wasn't a real band anyway... and for some reason there was a picture of a castle on the site instead of a ship. Can't be sure if it was a floating castle.

by **vikingbitch** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:24 am

Ravenlord wrote:Had a very vague dream last night about the anticipation of an announcement. Someone screwed up the 70k website and there were little clues dotted around. In the end it was myself and statsman on the case and we ended up revealing one of the bands. Don't remember the name but it wasn't a real band anyway... and for some reason there was a picture of a castle on the site instead of a ship. Can't be sure if it was a floating castle.

That sounds like Dethklok to me :lol:

1) not a "real" band anyway
2) floating castle

I would definitely be cool with this announcement :wank:

by **mooyagi** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:37 am

vikingbitch wrote:
Ravenlord wrote:Had a very vague dream last night about the anticipation of an announcement. Someone screwed up the 70k website and there were little clues dotted around. In the end it was myself and statsman on the case and we ended up revealing one of the bands. Don't remember the name but it wasn't a real band anyway... and for some reason there was a picture of a castle on the site instead of a ship. Can't be sure if it was a floating castle.

That sounds like Dethklok to me

1) not a "real" band anyway
2) floating castle

I would definitely be cool with this announcement

That would be great.

I recall having a cruise dream last night, just can't remember a damn thing about it.

by **EvilDan** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:49 am

I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

by **Ravenlord** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:12 am

EvilDan wrote:I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

Well, you were stupid enough to leave this one here so:

1 - Tell him no.
2 - Hide the bodies in the engine room, they'll never look there
3 - "She told me she was 18 officer"
4 - You never go ass to mouth

That should pretty much cover it.

by **EvilDan** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:29 am

Ravenlord wrote:
EvilDan wrote:I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

Well, you were stupid enough to leave this one here so:

1 - Tell him no.
2 - Hide the bodies in the engine room, they'll never look there
3 - "She told me she was 18 officer"
4 - You never go ass to mouth

That should pretty much cover it.

If only it were that simple.

by **mooyagi** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:53 am

Ravenlord wrote:
EvilDan wrote:I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

Well, you were stupid enough to leave this one here so:

1 - Tell him no.
2 - Hide the bodies in the engine room, they'll never look there
3 - "She told me she was 18 officer"
4 - You never go ass to mouth

That should pretty much cover it.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:58 am

Ravenlord wrote:
EvilDan wrote:I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

Well, you were stupid enough to leave this one here so:

1 - Tell him no.
2 - Hide the bodies in the engine room, they'll never look there
3 - "She told me she was 18 officer"
4 - You never go ass to mouth

That should pretty much cover it.

Solid Gold! :lol:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:37 am

I dreamed last night about enjoying Annihilator onbroad, it was an indoor show (though, the venue looked a LOT like the Middle East (Downstairs) from Cambridge, MA)... at one point Jeff Waters got locked into playing this one riff over and over and over :shred:

, but none of us noticed cause it was SO awesome and we were all headbanging away
:headbanger:

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:45 pm

Ravenlord wrote:
EvilDan wrote:I had a very disturbing cruise dream last night. I need to take some time to think about how I should handle the situation if it actually comes up.

Well, you were stupid enough to leave this one here so:

1 - Tell him no.
2 - Hide the bodies in the engine room, they'll never look there
3 - "She told me she was 18 officer"
4 - You never go ass to mouth

That should pretty much cover it.

This was great!

by **Warphine** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:56 am

Had a dream last night that we got a KREATOR announcement. I hope it comes true!

by **last_candle** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:36 am

for the last week, I had a 70k dream most every night...

by **mooyagi** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:21 am

last_candle wrote:for the last week, I had a 70k dream most every night...

Me too!

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:27 am

I had several forumites in my dream, but there wasn't much going on and I can't remember who, for the most part :oops:

by **last_candle** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:43 am

mooyagi wrote:
last_candle wrote:for the last week, I had a 70k dream most every night...

Me too!

I pretend you didn't answer my post with a wanking smiley...

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:49 am

KDibildox wrote:I had several forumites in my dream, but there wasn't much going on and I can't remember who, for the most part

most boring orgy ever

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:50 am

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KDibildox wrote:I had several forumites in my dream, but there wasn't much going on and I can't remember who, for the most part

most boring orgy ever

sadly no orgy took place. Ugh, wish I remembered more, but it was just hanging out, I believe

last_candle wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
last_candle wrote:for the last week, I had a 70k dream most every night...

Me too!

I pretend you didn't answer my post with a wanking smiley...

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:28 pm

KDibildox wrote:...sadly no orgy took place. Ugh, wish I remembered more, but it was just hanging out, I believe

Sorry bout that hon. Next time I'll remember to tuck in

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