70000TONS OF METAL OFFICIAL FORUM

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:27 pm

gnoff wrote:

Why that's a comfy looking bra!

by **cycosurgeon** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:54 pm

KDibildox wrote:
gnoff wrote:

Why that's a comfy looking bra!

Kind of looks like mini bear traps huh!?

by **Memnoch** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:29 am

cycosurgeon wrote:
KDibildox wrote:
gnoff wrote:

Why that's a comfy looking bra!

Kind of looks like mini bear traps huh!?

Yes. Put those on a redhead and you're sure to catch at least one hairy beast. :lol:

by **Laura** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:25 am

gnoff wrote:

Best picture posted on this thread thus far. :cheers:

(All three outfits: WANT. :cool:

)

by **Laura** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:28 am

gnoff wrote:
Laura wrote:
gnoff wrote:

Best picture posted on this thread thus far.
(All three outfits: WANT. )

get one for the cruise and then you'll see my creeping around following you wherever you go

we'll see about that

Most people dressed pretty casually on the cruise this year (including me for the most part), and generally I don't choose to go out of my way to stand out. :oops:

On a related note - this is partly why I really wanted to go to http://www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/ (where MadameLePink & Fredrik go annually) in May 2012 - had plans to go but cancelled due to not wanting to spend too much $$$ on trips in 2012)....from the awesome pix I've seen http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&s ... ih=416#p=1 one could wear all kinds of crazy cool get-ups like the ones in the picture you posted and fit right in.

Hmmm...maybe in 2013 - as I told MadameLePink after I saw her pictures - I definitely need to buy more "stuff" before I make *that* trip, though.

What a total blast that would be!

by **mooyagi** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:17 am

gnoff wrote:

I'll take the one on the right :wank:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:12 am

gnoff wrote:Are you saying I didn't dress casually in my kilt and hawaian shirt, or my pink fluffy back pack?
haha!

it was the best outfit. you were about the easiest person to spot onbroad.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:28 pm

gnoff wrote:You on one side, me on the other

Okay but no eye contact (forever to be known as the Eiffel Joey Rule) except during high fives! :twisted:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:36 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
gnoff wrote:You on one side, me on the other

Okay but no eye contact (forever to be known as the Eiffel Joey Rule) except during high fives!

not too many high fives, because that takes away from boob fondling.

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:41 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:
gnoff wrote:You on one side, me on the other

Okay but no eye contact (forever to be known as the Eiffel Joey Rule) except during high fives!

not too many high fives, because that takes away from boob fondling.

I'm assuming this part of the ritual tends to take place near the end of the fun :smoking:

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:44 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
ShoreSlayer wrote:Okay but no eye contact (forever to be known as the Eiffel Joey Rule) except during high fives!

not too many high fives, because that takes away from boob fondling.

I'm assuming this part of the ritual tends to take place near the end of the fun

what, about 3 minutes in? ZING!

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:48 pm

<sound of snare drum dropped>

Damn, I forgot about those types

I guess if I'm gonna explore this Eiffel Towering lifestyle I may have to arrange some kind of tag-team situation for 3rd parties who can't keep up their share of the construction :lol:

Anvil - Tag Team

The news is out there is a bout
Time and place are set
Admission is free if you want to see
Come and place your bets
Ringside seats just can't be beat For the main event
They show their faces, take their places Raging with contempt
Lights go down, smoke all around Contenders eye each other
The challenge is made who'll make the grade The ref pulls down the covers

At the centre of the ring they sway and swing Exchanging fancy holds
When one's done they tag another one How far will she go?

Tag team baby - a camel clutch
Tag team baby - you are too much
Tag team baby - a scissor lock
Tag team baby - just wanna rock

On the ropes you're losing hope
In a hold we'll put you out cold
Got your back pinned down on the mat
Looks like we're the winners tonight

solo

In round seven she's in heaven How much can she take?
Again and again she feels the strain As she start the eighth
The bell is hit the stage is lit She staggers to the centre
Opponents meet their body's heat The boys tonight have spent her
She's going down she's on the ground You can hear her howl
She can't take no more 'cause she's so sore She's throwing in the towel Ha, ha throwin in her towel

Gave your best but you lost the test Didn't you know a way to win

Tag team baby - down for the count
Tag team baby - you lost the bout
Tag team baby - oh what a catch
Tag team baby - you blew the match

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:02 pm

wtf?

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:18 pm

KDibildox wrote:wtf?

That's nothing... Check out any lyrics of their Hard n' Heavy album (first one I was exposed to in the mid 80's) and then just follow along throughout their career. The ultimate Creep Metal band before creep metal was even born :lol:

Hell, the man has been known to perform in front of huge crowds playing his guitar with a vibrator :shock:

by **cycosurgeon** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:21 pm

What do you expect for a man named "Lips"

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:23 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:What do you expect for a man named "Lips"

No less. Absolutely no less. And this is why Anvil MUST be on the cruise some day.

by **cycosurgeon** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:28 pm

ShoreSlayer wrote:
cycosurgeon wrote:What do you expect for a man named "Lips"

No less. Absolutely no less. And this is why Anvil MUST be on the cruise some day.

I seen them a couple times already and Lips is an amazing showman, watching his antics is usually worth the price of admission alone, top that off with killer Anvil tunes and you get more then you bargained for.

by **cycosurgeon** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:15 pm

Someone's new year resolution involves more Latex!?

by **ShoreSlayer** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:20 pm

Keep going Gnoff!!!

At this rate you can catch Ryan before cruise time :beerbang:

by **cycosurgeon** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:32 pm

gnoff wrote:

She is still smoking hot!

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:00 pm

gnoff wrote:

They are cute! raaaooowww!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **EvilDan** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:02 am

gnoff wrote:

Ah, lovely Salma. Only Mexican-born babe that rivals (but not quite) our own MCM.

by **Laura** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:26 am

gnoff wrote:
Laura wrote:
we'll see about that Most people dressed pretty casually on the cruise this year (including me for the most part), and generally I don't choose to go out of my way to stand out.

On a related note - this is partly why I really wanted to go to http://www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/ (where MadameLePink & Fredrik go annually) in May 2012 - had plans to go but cancelled due to not wanting to spend too much $$$ on trips in 2012)....from the awesome pix I've seen http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&s ... ih=416#p=1 one could wear all kinds of crazy cool get-ups like the ones in the picture you posted and fit right in. Hmmm...maybe in 2013 - as I told MadameLePink after I saw her pictures - I definitely need to buy more "stuff" before I make *that* trip, though. What a total blast that would be!

Are you saying I didn't dress casually in my kilt and hawaian shirt, or my pink fluffy back pack?
haha

Well, get that one to the left, you'd look good in it!

Your kilt and Hawaiian shirt? Excellent cruise-wear!! :cheers:

(you're bringing that outfit again I trust?) Have to admit I did not see you donning the pink backpack. :cry:

I think the outfit on the left in that picture is the best too (and thanks for your comment

) I've got a long leather coat already (although not as long as that epic maxi one...also have most of the other "parts" of that get-up. It will be a wait and see if I end up wearing it on the cruise - maybe if it gets really cool on the pool deck post-midnight as it did this year. :beerhorns:

And one last thing gnoff - some of the recent pix you posted are also awesome (for me, because of the clothes

- guess I'm not being too subtle, am I. :mrgreen:

)

by **mooyagi** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:10 am

EvilDan wrote:
gnoff wrote:

Ah, lovely Salma. Only Mexican-born babe that rivals (but not quite) our own MCM.

I'll take the MCM over Salma any day :wank:

Though I'll gladly take them both of course

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:52 pm

by **cycosurgeon** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:35 pm

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:
gnoff wrote:

Ah, lovely Salma. Only Mexican-born babe that rivals (but not quite) our own MCM.

I'll take the MCM over Salma any day

Though I'll gladly take them both of course

As Troma says ' Melon heavy breasts"

by **KDibildeaux** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:41 pm

mooyagi wrote:
EvilDan wrote:Ah, lovely Salma. Only Mexican-born babe that rivals (but not quite) our own MCM.

I'll take the MCM over Salma any day

Though I'll gladly take them both of course

Awww thanks boys :oops:

And good luck with that, mooyagi :lol:

by **EvilDan** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:04 am

KDibildox wrote:Awww thanks boys

Boy? Hmm... Gonna have to educate you. :twisted:

by **cycosurgeon** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:08 am

EvilDan wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Awww thanks boys

Boy? Hmm... Gonna have to educate you.

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:01 pm

EvilDan wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Awww thanks boys

Boy? Hmm... Gonna have to educate you.

Hey, if you never say what your age is, then I can call you a boy

.

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:36 pm

KDibildox wrote:
EvilDan wrote:
KDibildox wrote:Awww thanks boys

Boy? Hmm... Gonna have to educate you.

Hey, if you never say what your age is, then I can call you a boy .