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by **cycosurgeon** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:48 pm

Whats in the water in NEW Hampshire? and how do I get some?

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1 ... _embedded#!

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:56 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:Whats in the water in NEW Hampshire? and how do I get some?

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1 ... _embedded#!

He's on the ballot up here in the Democratic Primary! :lol:

Holy crap there are so many delicious puns in there

by **cycosurgeon** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:05 pm

mooyagi wrote:
cycosurgeon wrote:Whats in the water in NEW Hampshire? and how do I get some?

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1 ... _embedded#!

He's on the ballot up here in the Democratic Primary!

Holy crap there are so many delicious puns in there

I want a pony!! and a pony based economy!

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:09 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
cycosurgeon wrote:Whats in the water in NEW Hampshire? and how do I get some?

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1 ... _embedded#!

He's on the ballot up here in the Democratic Primary!

Holy crap there are so many delicious puns in there

I want a pony!! and a pony based economy!

And who knew that pouring glitter on somebody turned them gay? I have concerns about his extreme views on dental hygiene. Keep the Government out of my mouth I say!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:37 pm

cycosurgeon wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
cycosurgeon wrote:Whats in the water in NEW Hampshire? and how do I get some?

Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1 ... _embedded#!

He's on the ballot up here in the Democratic Primary!

Holy crap there are so many delicious puns in there

I want a pony!! and a pony based economy!

Federal pony identification program - you WILL need your pony at all times!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:39 pm

i love this guy! Mooyagi please vote for him!

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:41 pm

WizardBeast wrote:i love this guy! Mooyagi please vote for him!

You know? I'd like his chances against anyone from the Republican field if he made it to the general election. He's measures less crazy :lol:

by **KDibildeaux** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:53 pm

Dental hygiene is very important!

by **Metalwrath** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:58 pm

mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i love this guy! Mooyagi please vote for him!

You know? I'd like his chances against anyone from the Republican field if he made it to the general election. He's measures less crazy

I have a better option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhA0sEk ... r_embedded

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:59 pm

Metalwrath wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i love this guy! Mooyagi please vote for him!

You know? I'd like his chances against anyone from the Republican field if he made it to the general election. He's measures less crazy

I have a better option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhA0sEk ... r_embedded

I posted that last week in this thread :lol:

by **Metalwrath** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:00 pm

It's too hard to keep up with all your damn spamming :lol:

by **mooyagi** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:00 pm

Metalwrath wrote:It's too hard to keep up with all your damn spamming

I don't even remember what I post most of the time

by **Metalwrath** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:02 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Metalwrath wrote:It's too hard to keep up with all your damn spamming

I don't even remember what I post most of the time

Same but for different reasons

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:08 pm

Metalwrath wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Metalwrath wrote:It's too hard to keep up with all your damn spamming

I don't even remember what I post most of the time

Same but for different reasons

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:36 pm

gnoff wrote:Bomb Ass White Booty 2

guess what category it is in?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467813/

hey, i didn't want too many people to know, but my pron name happens to be Bomb Ass White Booty.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:46 pm

Bomb Ass White Booty = BAWB... too bad it's not BEWB! :boobs:

by **vikingbitch** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:46 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:Bomb Ass White Booty 2

guess what category it is in?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467813/

hey, i didn't want too many people to know, but my pron name happens to be Bomb Ass White Booty.

I'll call ya that all boat long baby

Mine's: Log Jamming

You've done Canadian porn? :shock:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:49 pm

I believe that one was called "Log Jamming the Beaver" if that's the same canadian porno you're talking about?

naked + toques FTW

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:50 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Bomb Ass White Booty = BAWB... too bad it's not BEWB!

It would've been TITS if it had been!

very clever Svensk-man!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:56 pm

true for most men!

by **Rab** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:51 pm

http://youtu.be/lhC0cKqHFOs

Cause im the front man to the best BAND EVA!!!!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ce=message

don't take the mark of the beast....or any barcodes at the supermarket!

HILARIOUS PHONY CALLS - not your typical phony calls - the guy uses a voice alteration and 3 way calling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kojYjjxd ... e=youtu.be

by **Ogre** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:30 pm

Good ol' Billy Burr talking about Timmah Tebow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 15FsGeUl4#

by **mooyagi** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:39 pm

Ogre wrote:Good ol' Billy Burr talking about Timmah Tebow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 15FsGeUl4#

Fuckin' fuck that cigarette right outta your hand sweetheart :lol:

by **Yelena** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:17 pm

Finally getting the chance to spread this around :cool:

The video was directed by two of my coworkers and I make a few random appearances in it as an extra as well. The song isn't metal but it's a catchy tune and the band was wicked cool to hang out with when we were filming :)

http://youtu.be/1YHOZ9ehPe4

by **Skwizgar** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:50 pm

Mine's: Log Jamming

Mine used to be Karl Hungus, until the Cohen brothers served me with Cease and Desist papers.

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:00 pm

Yelena wrote:Finally getting the chance to spread this around The video was directed by two of my coworkers and I make a few random appearances in it as an extra as well. The song isn't metal but it's a catchy tune and the band was wicked cool to hang out with when we were filming :)

http://youtu.be/1YHOZ9ehPe4

Music's not really my thing but it sounds like a really fun thing to do! is there an obvious time where we can spot you? I looked but couldn't find you based off that one pic you posted

by **Yelena** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:25 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
Yelena wrote:Finally getting the chance to spread this around The video was directed by two of my coworkers and I make a few random appearances in it as an extra as well. The song isn't metal but it's a catchy tune and the band was wicked cool to hang out with when we were filming :)

http://youtu.be/1YHOZ9ehPe4

Music's not really my thing but it sounds like a really fun thing to do! is there an obvious time where we can spot you? I looked but couldn't find you based off that one pic you posted

Getting to work on random video projects is always fun :) Especially with our office crowd.

I tend to be easier to spot if you just keep an eye out for someone wearing white :lol:

At the beginning of the video I'm coming up the stairs with a mask in the background. At 3:10 I have a running shot, and shortly after there is a shot of me standing and holding one of the large flags. I got mixed into crowds quite a bit too but at that point it's just background noise :lol:

I'm also solely responsible for turning the homeless girls' hair into a pair of rat nests haha

by **vikingbitch** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPOXThfB8P0

:lol:

by **EvilDan** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:05 am

The more I think about this video, the more it makes me laugh my ass off.
Jeopardy

by **Yelena** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:30 pm

gnoff wrote:I was hoping before you posted to ask "aww, are you the little cute blonde girl with the heart necklace" but alas, you had time to post first.

now I'm going to be picturing her going on the cruise :lol:

vikingbitch wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPOXThfB8P0

It's funny 'cause it's true :lol:

by **EvilDan** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:18 am

I just recently rewatched the Metal Injection 70K Report from last year. I believe I saw Goddess of Metal, Element0s, and viathyn in one group (with 2 guys I didn't recognize) and Texasheavymetal in another group. Correct?

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:53 am

gnoff wrote:Start about 5 minute in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4mczGcFuQ

Yngvie's classic, I say CLASSIC audio clip from that first class flight to Japan

"you've released the FUCKING fury"

HOLY HELL he's just such a jackass! :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:58 am

i know! i saw him back in 1994 or so in Cleveland....he was piss drunk and parading his stripper girlfriend all around the stage saying "this is who i get to bang" or something like that. he was drinking 151 rum straight out of the bottle while on stage and honestly he didn't really miss a note.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:34 pm

gnoff wrote:yeah, he's diskustingly good with that axe of his

i'll have to dig out my high school picture where i wanted to be Ynwgie, i had on a white puffy shirt and black vest and curly hair.... :roll:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:45 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:yeah, he's diskustingly good with that axe of his

i'll have to dig out my high school picture where i wanted to be Ynwgie, i had on a white puffy shirt and black vest and curly hair....

Dooo Eeeeet!

as you can see, i've been obsessed with various Swedes for a LOOOONG TIME. Dan Swanö being #1 until Gnoffi took over.

by **EvilDan** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:00 pm

WizardBeast wrote:i know! i saw him back in 1994 or so in Cleveland....he was piss drunk and parading his stripper girlfriend all around the stage saying "this is who i get to bang" or something like that. he was drinking 151 rum straight out of the bottle while on stage and honestly he didn't really miss a note.

I have at least 2 good stories about him. (Never seen him sober.) One of which, everyone saw in Pantera's videos. (He don't like donuts!). The other... holy fuck his hands are big! Record signing at Sound Warehouse. He didn't seem to care for the Vinnie Moore signature on my guitar. Hilarious!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:17 pm

EvilDan wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i know! i saw him back in 1994 or so in Cleveland....he was piss drunk and parading his stripper girlfriend all around the stage saying "this is who i get to bang" or something like that. he was drinking 151 rum straight out of the bottle while on stage and honestly he didn't really miss a note.

I have at least 2 good stories about him. (Never seen him sober.) One of which, everyone saw in Pantera's videos. (He don't like donuts!). The other... holy fuck his hands are big! Record signing at Sound Warehouse. He didn't seem to care for the Vinnie Moore signature on my guitar. Hilarious!

HAHA! he does have giant ass hands and big caterpillar fingers, doesn't look like they could move as fast as they need to! :wank:

by **ShoreSlayer** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:51 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:yeah, he's diskustingly good with that axe of his

i'll have to dig out my high school picture where i wanted to be Ynwgie, i had on a white puffy shirt and black vest and curly hair....

THIS IS A MUST SEE!!!

Website · by **Mulkington** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:43 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_Daj6ujH4

Acting goes wrong..... :mrgreen:

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