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by **stoverkill** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:56 pm

Ever seen a slice of bacon so thick it will stand on its side??

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:45 pm

stoverkill wrote:Ever seen a slice of bacon so thick it will stand on its side??

ALL HAIL THAT BACON!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:59 pm

stoverkill wrote:
rootleaf wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:I had bacon on the boat since everyone was raving about it and while it is good, I still find it overrated

As an American from the southwest I will state that the bacon on the boat was horrible. I've had microwaved turkey bacon that tasted better than that stuff.

Yeah if you are judging your first bacon experience on what they were serving onbroad you have been totally misled... that's the cheap way to serve it to an army of metal-heads... not the proper way.

It wasn't my first bacon experience, I just needed a refresher since people rave about it so much

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:00 pm

stoverkill wrote:Did anyone try this bacon bloody mary in Miami?

That actually looks really yummy! for some reason Bloody Marys in the US taste too sweet to me, in Mexico they use more limes and make them spicier, I think, so maybe the salty bacon would help counteract some of the sweetness.

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:09 pm

i try to order my mary's extra spicy, sweet ones are GROSSS!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:10 pm

WizardBeast wrote:i try to order my mary's extra spicy, sweet ones are GROSSS!

I know! I ordered an extra spicy one onbroad and it was still sweet. Wtf?

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:10 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i try to order my mary's extra spicy, sweet ones are GROSSS!

I know! I ordered an extra spicy one onbroad and it was still sweet. Wtf?

i didn't have any mary's onbroad....good thing i guess!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:12 pm

even the worst thinnest bacon I've ever had was STILL FUCKING BACON!!! I'll take whatever bacon I can get, please! From Bac-Os to Fatback, bacon is as bacon does!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:13 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:even the worst thinnest bacon I've ever had was STILL FUCKING BACON!!! I'll take whatever bacon I can get, please! From Bac-Os to Fatback, bacon is as bacon does!

any bacon is good except the abomination known as "turkey bacon" how dare they even call it that....

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:14 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:even the worst thinnest bacon I've ever had was STILL FUCKING BACON!!! I'll take whatever bacon I can get, please! From Bac-Os to Fatback, bacon is as bacon does!

any bacon is good except the abomination known as "turkey bacon" how dare they even call it that....

I like turkey bacon, too

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:15 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:even the worst thinnest bacon I've ever had was STILL FUCKING BACON!!! I'll take whatever bacon I can get, please! From Bac-Os to Fatback, bacon is as bacon does!

any bacon is good except the abomination known as "turkey bacon" how dare they even call it that....

I like turkey bacon, too

can't do it, i have tried a few times, too gross.

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:16 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:even the worst thinnest bacon I've ever had was STILL FUCKING BACON!!! I'll take whatever bacon I can get, please! From Bac-Os to Fatback, bacon is as bacon does!

any bacon is good except the abomination known as "turkey bacon" how dare they even call it that....

I like turkey bacon, too

I do, too, actually :oops:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:18 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:any bacon is good except the abomination known as "turkey bacon" how dare they even call it that....

I like turkey bacon, too

I do, too, actually

I won't even begin to tolerate Fakon, though... DEATH TO FALSE BACON!!!

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:19 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i try to order my mary's extra spicy, sweet ones are GROSSS!

I know! I ordered an extra spicy one onbroad and it was still sweet. Wtf?

i didn't have any mary's onbroad....good thing i guess!

Yeah, they weren't great. I was totally craving something spicy and that did not hit the spot. What I would have given for some chili popcorn onbroad......

by **vikingbitch** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:40 pm

Eternity wrote:I think we could manage a religion based entirely on bacon.

Damn it!!! I don't have access anymore but I used to be able to register corporations and do a bunch of other nifty (well nifty to me, bit of a nerd) stuff like amalgamations etc right onto the Alberta Corporate database. I wish I still had access. I would be tempted just for a laugh to register and incorporate Bacon as a religious society.

Someone please smack me before I decide to actually do that :shock:

Its definitely time to start playing Skyrim now....

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:48 pm

gnoff wrote:
vikingbitch wrote:
Eternity wrote:I think we could manage a religion based entirely on bacon.

Damn it!!! I don't have access anymore but I used to be able to register corporations and do a bunch of other nifty (well nifty to me, bit of a nerd) stuff like amalgamations etc right onto the Alberta Corporate database. I wish I still had access. I would be tempted just for a laugh to register and incorporate Bacon as a religious society.

Someone please smack me before I decide to actually do that Its definitely time to start playing Skyrim now....

*Smacks ass*

Now register my religion, sign me up as high priest!

Gnoff, you can't be high priest of Beer AND Bacon, who do you think you are?!?!?!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:31 am

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:*Smacks ass*

Now register my religion, sign me up as high priest!

Gnoff, you can't be high priest of Beer AND Bacon, who do you think you are?!?!?!

I am the one, the greatest, ruler of the B's:
Biers, Bacon, Butts and Bewbs!

and bitches and beasts!?!?!

by **vikingbitch** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:30 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:I am the one, the greatest, ruler of the B's:
Biers, Bacon, Butts and Bewbs!

and bitches and beasts!?!?!

That too, all I can!

Sorry Rhia, that was too awesome to be in small print :lol:

I so wish I could join the both of you for the Amon Amarth shows in Sweden, it makes my heart hurt :cry:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:34 pm

you're young, plenty of time to start saving for sweden trips!

just don't wait til you're 35 like me!

speaking of 35 it was very nice to hear from several of you that i don't look 35...whatever that age looks like, i certainly don't act it! especially not when bacon, metal, or swedes are around.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:39 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:you're young, plenty of time to start saving for sweden trips! just don't wait til you're 35 like me! speaking of 35 it was very nice to hear from several of you that i don't look 35...whatever that age looks like, i certainly don't act it! especially not when bacon, metal, or swedes are around.

You act about as old as I feel

Marlo - get over here!

yeah, gnoff is greedy and wants all his wives at once!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:45 pm

i hope there is swedish bacon in my future!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:58 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i hope there is swedish bacon in my future!

Swedish bacon!

It's meat and it's salty!

i'm laughing in my office, OOOHHH NOOO!

i'm sure it's salty and maybe a little bit crunchy. not this again! OOOHHHHH NOOOOOOO!

by **Stained Class** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:19 pm

You know what would make my heart warm? If this thread didn't get derailed and became the longest running thread on the forum.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:46 pm

just maybe! it is a delicious food. not too many other things are both chewy, crisp, salty, meaty, and rich all at the same time.

all hail BACON!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:02 pm

gnoff wrote:all hail bacon!

king of meats!

in all its greatness, i don't think it could surpass Cheers + Biers! :cheers:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:59 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:all hail bacon!

king of meats!

in all its greatness, i don't think it could surpass Cheers + Biers!

Not even the greasiness of bacon can master the goodness of biers!

no, it cannot. but i hope we have cheers+bacon+beers SOON!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:26 pm

gnoff wrote:sooooon!

i can practically taste the bacon!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:41 pm

gnoff wrote:mmm, taste it!

let's make bacon even more creepy!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:59 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:mmm, taste it!

let's make bacon even more creepy!

I could taste it way down in my throat Thursday morning of the cruise

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we are silly fuckers! that was hilarious.

like how margie is Margie Metalho, you are Gnoffi Baconho!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:26 pm

gnoff wrote:I'm a Ho!

BBHO! (BeerBaconHO)

by **DrinkMoxie** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:19 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:mmm, taste it!

let's make bacon even more creepy!

I could taste it way down in my throat Thursday morning of the cruise

hahaha

by **Goddess of Metal** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:10 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
like how margie is Margie Metalho, you are Gnoffi Baconho!

Gnoffi Baconho!!!!! :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:55 am

gnoff wrote:
Goddess of Metal wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
like how margie is Margie Metalho, you are Gnoffi Baconho!

Gnoffi Baconho!!!!!

Give the gnoff beer and bacon and he'll give you love!

What a ho! HAHAHAHA

by **Goddess of Metal** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:56 am

WizardBeast wrote:
What a ho! HAHAHAHA

Totally!

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:46 pm

gnoff wrote:yaaay!

Scoring with the big league!

margie and i know a ho when we see one!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:08 am

SCARH3AD wrote:BREAKFAST FOR CHAMPIONS !!!

Can I get a side of bacon with that?

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:15 pm

YESSS! love the new avatar Gnoffi! you're the antichrist-a!

by **eric** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:55 pm

Here, have some of my bacon ....

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:11 am

eric wrote:Here, have some of my bacon ....

bwahaha. love this thread!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:34 am

gnoff wrote:Madam Laura told me they'll bring Danish Bacon, so we can have a Bacon off with Swedish Bacon the weekend you're in Gothenburg Rhia!

I might be able to score some German Bacon at Lidl too, lets hope so!

Fan vad gött! JA! We need tre-bacon-lördag!!! between the various multinational sausages and bacon this trip cannot be beat for an epicurean like me!

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