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by **TOM CRUISE** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:00 pm

I agree that beer is legendary. Anyone see Tankard on the cruise ? :3drunks:

by **TOM CRUISE** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:11 pm

It has been 13 years since i seen them. Do you know if they were selling merch. :( I was on limited income. :( :whisky:

by **TOM CRUISE** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:20 pm

*like*

by **WizardBeast** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:33 pm

beer time - enjoying a Great Divide Espresso Yeti tonight! :beerwink:

by **CaptOblivious** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:56 am

gnoff wrote:When this one guy last night brought out the bier

Lindemans Oude Lambik (Loerik) 1996 vintage

I screamed "FUCK YES!"

never thought I would be lucky enough to taste that again, so fucking glorious, it was still amazing, the best raspberry pips scent mixed with sweet sloe, soooooooo fucking nice!!!

1042 bottles ever made, I've had the opportunity to taste 3 of them

you sir truly are the King of the Bier Nerds

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:44 am

gnoff wrote:mmm, Great Divide!

Great Minds Drink Alike!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:20 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:mmm, Great Divide!

Great Minds Drink Alike!

That we do!!

Less than 8 months and you will be in the Great Divide taproom! :givebeer:

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:54 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:Less than 8 months and you will be in the Great Divide taproom!

One of my all time fav breweries, will be a dream!

Fan ja!!!!!!!!!! So much beer for a :viking:

to conquer in Colorado!

by **nekrobarr** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:32 am

I think you were right with "rape" :lol:

by **nekrobarr** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:38 am

gnoff wrote:
nekrobarr wrote:I think you were right with "rape"

They'll feel the viking wrath

WRATH HATE PAIN AND DEATH :viking:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:09 am

gnoff wrote:haha, just got a call from one of the owners at Ölrepubliken (beer bar in Göteborg)

On my epic beer tasting Friday I had a beer from the brewery "PangPang"
the brewer had read my rating, and thought I must've gotten a bottle that was no good, so he called up the guy that called me and asked me to come by Ölrepubliken tonight and sample it again, for free

Had not planned on drinking a beer tonight, but how can you turn that offer down?

---

On a side note, I did give it the lowest rating out of the guys tasting the same bottle, since 'm not very much into that syle of beer right now, but I'll still give it a new shot of course, when they go through the trouble and all

---

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/pangpang-p ... 515/32615/

when gnoff rates, brewers cry! :cry:

by **mooyagi** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:24 pm

How harsh were you? :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:40 pm

mooyagi wrote:How harsh were you?

he gave the beer a 2.8...i see it's been upped to a 3.2.

by **mooyagi** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:14 am

gnoff wrote:Anyhow, if I get called up nicely to go and have a free beer to rate, who am I to complain?

Such a hard life you have :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:21 am

mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:Anyhow, if I get called up nicely to go and have a free beer to rate, who am I to complain?

Such a hard life you have

yeah no shit. i'm excited to go live like a gnoff for 10 days....going to metal shows and tasting beer like every other day.

by **mooyagi** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:25 am

WizardBeast wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
gnoff wrote:Anyhow, if I get called up nicely to go and have a free beer to rate, who am I to complain?

Such a hard life you have

yeah no shit. i'm excited to go live like a gnoff for 10 days....going to metal shows and tasting beer like every other day.

I hope you like listening to Amon Amarth and Hypocrisy. Don't forget the biers in Arizona prior to your Swedish trip too!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:32 am

i do like me my swedish death metal! and i got him into old Edge of Sanity so that will help me out considerably. Let us not forget At the Gates.

Hell yeah beers with you guys in Phoenix! i'll be practicing review-writing with my little purple notebook....my ratebeer profile is sad...equivalent of a wiper on the forum... :cry:

by **mooyagi** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:41 am

WizardBeast wrote:i do like me my swedish death metal! and i got him into old Edge of Sanity so that will help me out considerably. Let us not forget At the Gates.

Hell yeah beers with you guys in Phoenix! i'll be practicing review-writing with my little purple notebook....my ratebeer profile is sad...equivalent of a wiper on the forum...

Do you at least have more beer posts than Nick has forum posts?

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:43 am

mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:i do like me my swedish death metal! and i got him into old Edge of Sanity so that will help me out considerably. Let us not forget At the Gates.

Hell yeah beers with you guys in Phoenix! i'll be practicing review-writing with my little purple notebook....my ratebeer profile is sad...equivalent of a wiper on the forum...

Do you at least have more beer posts than Nick has forum posts?

i do....not much more though. will be working on it! my swedish language studies take up a lot of my free time these days though.

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:01 am

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
yeah no shit. i'm excited to go live like a gnoff for 10 days....going to metal shows and tasting beer like every other day.

Hopefully you won't be all "fucking hell this dude needs to get a real life"

oh please, like i can judge! my life rockar som satan!

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:47 am

Going here tomorrow night---> http://obliviontaproom.com/

PUT THAT IN YOUR PINK FURRY SACK AND :smoking:

IT GNOFFER

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:59 am

gnoff wrote:
KevinP wrote:Going here tomorrow night---> http://obliviontaproom.com/

PUT THAT IN YOUR PINK FURRY SACK AND IT GNOFFER

Who said my pink sack was furry?

I shoved my hand inside it last month (and it was kind dry and barren) :shock:

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:00 am

And usless you joined the Stained Class Shaven Sack Club, I just assumed the lower drapes matched the carpet :headbanger:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:39 am

gnoff wrote:
KevinP wrote:And usless you joined the Stained Class Shaven Sack Club, I just assumed the lower drapes matched the carpet

It's good to know you're thinking about it

HAHAH!

by **Stained Class** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:53 am

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:
KevinP wrote:And usless you joined the Stained Class Shaven Sack Club, I just assumed the lower drapes matched the carpet

It's good to know you're thinking about it

HAHAH!

Really Kevin?

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:04 am

Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:41 am

KevinP wrote:Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

HAHAHAHAH maybe gnoffi can dump some stroops into a batch of homebrew....

by **mooyagi** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:41 am

KevinP wrote:Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

Get on that, will ya?

Heading out to a beer bar tonight! Can't wait. :givebeer:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:45 am

mooyagi wrote:
KevinP wrote:Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

Get on that, will ya?

Heading out to a beer bar tonight! Can't wait.

sweet! beers and karaoke in denver for this woman tomorrow!

by **mooyagi** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:48 am

WizardBeast wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
KevinP wrote:Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

Get on that, will ya?

Heading out to a beer bar tonight! Can't wait.

sweet! beers and karaoke in denver for this woman tomorrow!

Have Nick take karaoke video!

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:50 am

if nick goes...he HATES karaoke, hence why i needed my swedish husband to hang out with me so much onbroad.

by **mooyagi** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:54 am

WizardBeast wrote:if nick goes...he HATES karaoke, hence why i needed my swedish husband to hang out with me so much onbroad.

Tell him the karaoke bar has a bunch of vodka bottles he can lick. That'll get his little ass out.

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:55 am

mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:if nick goes...he HATES karaoke, hence why i needed my swedish husband to hang out with me so much onbroad.

Tell him the karaoke bar has a bunch of vodka bottles he can lick. That'll get his little ass out.

HAHAHAH! nice.

Website · by **KevinP** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:22 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
KevinP wrote:Why is there no STROOPWAFEL BEER?

I mean they make all kinds of sweet ones like Banana bread, blueberry, pumpkin, chocolate, etc, etc.

You're telling me, no one was smart enough to come up with this yet?

HAHAHAHAH maybe gnoffi can dump some stroops into a batch of homebrew....

I think the stroop is fat, fat goes sadly bad with beer, or I'd made bacon beer already

it's not that much or bad. Then just do the sweetness of the caramel or whatever. Just make it fucking happen already.

And when the fuck did Banana Bread become low fat and low calorie ???????????????????

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:13 pm

gnoff wrote:Make a very sweet and caramel like beer is easy, but who will drink it all in my house?

not me, i can't handle too much sweet beer! only a little!

by **KDibildeaux** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:19 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:if nick goes...he HATES karaoke, hence why i needed my swedish husband to hang out with me so much onbroad.

Tell him the karaoke bar has a bunch of vodka bottles he can lick. That'll get his little ass out.

HAHAHAH! nice.

Ah the visuals :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:33 pm

gnoff wrote:Almost time to get to the mornign train to go to Stockholm and Rammstein.

Probably no beers on the train, it's a bit early

whatever, gnoff...he who drinks beer with breakfast after an all nighter....

by **MadameLePink** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:23 am

gnoff wrote:Almost time to get to the mornign train to go to Stockholm and Rammstein.

Probably no beers on the train, it's a bit early

It's never too early, especially for the Gnoff :lol:

by **WizardBeast** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:45 am

gnoff wrote:Drinking for almost 5 hours, this will end in a bad or epic way...

See, Laura and I both KNEW you would drink early, and you did....we were right. Don't forget, we get your drunk texts at all hours!

by **mooyagi** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:05 am

WizardBeast wrote:
gnoff wrote:Drinking for almost 5 hours, this will end in a bad or epic way...

See, Laura and I both KNEW you would drink early, and you did....we were right. Don't forget, we get your drunk texts at all hours!

Got a pretty early one this morning :stagger:

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