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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby WizardBeast » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:43 am

this just makes me think of how badly Slayer song title-related pickuplines would FAIL:

"Hey baby, Hell Awaits"....

"Uh, no thanks, it's Raining Blood"....so you might NOT wanna go "South of Heaven".

"Seeing you naked is like a Dead Skin Mask"

"I'll fuck you Piece by Piece, Necrophobic, Postmortem style"

"no way, you're Criminally Insane"

SLAYER = LEAST SEXY BAND EVER.

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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby Memnoch » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:52 am

I fully support giving free condoms to Slayer fans. We don't need any more of that kind on this planet.
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:27 am

Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby WizardBeast » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:32 am

Ogre wrote:Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.


yeah, no kidding...so not sexy!
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:35 am

Haha this is great!
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:40 am

Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:48 am

nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

What can be more romantic than that? :lol:
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:52 am

KDibildeaux wrote:
nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

What can be more romantic than that? :lol:


ANAL with a few words to separate the first word of this sentence from the last which is FISTING.
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:53 am

nekrobarr wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

What can be more romantic than that? :lol:


ANAL with a few words to separate the first word of this sentence from the last which is FISTING.

It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby nekrobarr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:56 am

KDibildeaux wrote:It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:


With a leaky answer!
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby KDibildeaux » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:08 am

nekrobarr wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:It was a rhetorical question :lol: :lol: :lol:


With a leaky answer!

:lol: :lol: :lol: ew
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHjx9dZbH4
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby Ogre » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:23 pm

gnoff wrote:after talks of fisting, I dare not look at a posted youtube link...

Be brave, gnoff, Peter Tagtgren would click the link...
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby Conrad » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:10 pm

Memnoch wrote:I fully support giving free condoms to Slayer fans. We don't need any more of that kind on this planet.

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby DemonNIN » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:52 pm

Ogre wrote:Slayer condoms: For those tender moments when you want to chainsaw fuck your loved one.

ROFL good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby debborah1 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:44 pm

nekrobarr wrote:Perfect for those times when you're not in the mood to make love, but rather to make FURIOUS HATE to your significant other.

.....Fuck yeah!....thats a GREAT term ;) ...spankity spank!
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Re: Get "free" Slayer condoms

Postby burcloe » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:40 am

Oh my gosh! I think I need this in my life! I love funny merchandising.. It really makes fun to collect such curiosities. Don't you agree? And the t-shirt isn't bad too. I think I would wear it often. I will check out how to order this stuff- valentine's day or not... who cares about special days anyway? You need condoms the whole time of the year.
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