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by **mooyagi** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:00 am

viathyn wrote:Ranch is whale semen, with some fucking shit pepper in it.

Horrible stuff.

You're all heathens.

So that's what whale semen tastes like, eh? Know from experience?

by **viathyn** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:04 am

Sometimes you gotta blow a few leviathans to make it in the biz.

(Clearly we haven't blown enough of them yet)

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:09 am

debborah1 wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
debborah1 wrote:YESSSSSSS!....Good times ahead! I'm so glad I get to meet up with some forum family so SOON!

Can't wait!

Excellent!

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:10 am

mooyagi wrote:
viathyn wrote:Ranch is whale semen, with some fucking shit pepper in it.

Horrible stuff.

You're all heathens.

So that's what whale semen tastes like, eh? Know from experience?

I tasted Yak semen at the Meet Rack. It was coconutty :mrgreen:

by **mooyagi** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:11 am

KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
viathyn wrote:Ranch is whale semen, with some fucking shit pepper in it.

Horrible stuff.

You're all heathens.

So that's what whale semen tastes like, eh? Know from experience?

I tasted Yak semen at the Meet Rack. It was coconutty

Did you extract it yourself :shock:

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:13 am

mooyagi wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:So that's what whale semen tastes like, eh? Know from experience?

I tasted Yak semen at the Meet Rack. It was coconutty

Did you extract it yourself

Unfortunately not :cry:

. It was given to me in a wine glass

by **mooyagi** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:16 am

How classy :gulp:

by **viathyn** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:16 am

Wait -- you ACTUALLY drank Yak semen?

by **KDibildeaux** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:22 am

viathyn wrote:Wait -- you ACTUALLY drank Yak semen?

Please refer to this Nov 18 2011 post

KDibildeaux wrote:So I went to a total dive bar tonight called the Meet Rack. It was very interesting. First of all, the owner is a guy who legally changed his name to God. So I found out today that there is a God, and he has a little yellow car with a license place that says God and has some testicles hanging off of it. God then proceeded to give us a tour of his lovely establishment: there are photos everywhere of all kinds of celebrities, including one of a very young Arnold Schwarzenegger molesting a waitress. He then took us to a room called "The duty hut" which is full of sex apparatuses, which include some weird gynecologist looking chair with strategically placed holes, another thing where a person can be strapped down and spun around, one of those things where you have your neck and hand through holes and a sybian. God made sure to explain how to use each one to us. Very interesting. I hope no one ever uses said apparatuses, or if they do, they thoroughly disinfect them before hand.

I also learned that you can get branded by God, and that will give you drink discounts for life. If you surrender an AA token to God, you will get free drinks. If you are a lady and choose to use the bathroom, an alarm goes off when you enter and exit. If you choose to get a condom from the machine inside the bathroom, a very loud and obnoxious buzzer goes off, and a gong gets struck. Nothing like making announcements. Ya listening, Andy???????

The drink list was very interesting, with gems like: butt sex, clitty litter, cumspot, cumstain, menstrual chunk, among others, that I unfortunately don't remember. Being a taco lover, I opted for the spicy drink called Lezbo Juice. Sort of like a Bloody Mary. I had heard that at a certain time the waitresses would go topless, so I asked a waiter if he planned on going topless. Sadly, he said that they no longer did that because they got yelled at by God. No one ever likes being yelled at by God.

I also got to try Yak semen, which was very thick and viscous. Turned out to be some kind of coconut thing.

All in all, it was a very educational experience. Thank you, Physics nerds, for showing me a side of life I did not know.

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:25 pm

wasted this fine saturday afternoon with a hangover, but last night at the karaoke bar singing and dancing my ass off was superfun!

ugh....finally gonna eat here soon at 2:30pm....hope my stomach can handle it! hahah.

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:43 pm

WizardBeast wrote:wasted this fine saturday afternoon with a hangover, but last night at the karaoke bar singing and dancing my ass off was superfun!

ugh....finally gonna eat here soon at 2:30pm....hope my stomach can handle it! hahah.

Hope it went well!

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:20 am

my boss is a fucking tool. i asked him to do one god damned thing today, reset a password thats not working you think he could get off his fat lazy ass and do it?? fuck no now for a 2nd night in a row i am locked out of half my system for work. as such he is getting a phone call at 4 am to get him to remote into the system and reset the password :bitch:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:04 am

I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

by **DrinkMoxie** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:40 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

It can be very frustrating... hood luck

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:29 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

"the young and the restless" LOL....hang in there, for sure life gets better every year especially when you are on a path that's closer and closer to what you know you want! it's awesome! you are already cool as fuck for your age, so the world is yours!

by **Stained Class** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:43 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Yeah, something like that can't be easy to do and would take a lot of time and effort. Hang in there! It'll all be worth while when it's said and done.

by **mooyagi** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:25 am

AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Good luck with everything! It's definitely frustrating when you walk away from everything you grew up with, but the world is vast and full of great experiences. Best wishes on your journey.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:19 pm

Argh, they just updated the rss feed to say that the merch store was up. I thought we got a band announcement :cry:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:42 pm

Stained Class wrote:Argh, they just updated the rss feed to say that the merch store was up. I thought we got a band announcement

HEY EXCITING NEWS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

...
the merch store is up.

by **Stained Class** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:45 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
Stained Class wrote:Argh, they just updated the rss feed to say that the merch store was up. I thought we got a band announcement

HEY EXCITING NEWS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

...
the merch store is up.

This. Followed shortly by me :cry:

furiously.

by **mooyagi** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:51 pm

Stained Class wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:
Stained Class wrote:Argh, they just updated the rss feed to say that the merch store was up. I thought we got a band announcement

HEY EXCITING NEWS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

...
the merch store is up.

This. Followed shortly by me furiously.

Odd reaction :shock:

by **Stained Class** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:53 pm

mooyagi wrote:
Stained Class wrote:This. Followed shortly by me furiously.

Odd reaction

This is pretty much my reaction to everything...

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:24 pm

Stained Class wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Stained Class wrote:This. Followed shortly by me furiously.

Odd reaction

This is pretty much my reaction to everything...

awesome!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:27 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Hopefully you'll figure out where you want to go but don't worry too much. I've noticed a lot of people feel like they have to know exactly what they want to do and where they wanna go and worry about it, when things usually don't turn out as planned anyways. Things tend to work themselves out :mrgreen:

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:28 pm

SUPER STRESSFUL day at work, blahhhh....and tomorrow and thursday shall be even worse. it's alright, it's not like i don't have a killer vacation coming up, but fuck this week sucks and i need to vent.

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:28 pm

Stained Class wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
Stained Class wrote:This. Followed shortly by me furiously.

Odd reaction

This is pretty much my reaction to everything...

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:29 pm

WizardBeast wrote:SUPER STRESSFUL day at work, blahhhh....and tomorrow and thursday shall be even worse. it's alright, it's not like i don't have a killer vacation coming up, but fuck this week sucks and i need to vent.

Hate those! hope it goes by quick and times flies and then we get to hang out!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:33 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:SUPER STRESSFUL day at work, blahhhh....and tomorrow and thursday shall be even worse. it's alright, it's not like i don't have a killer vacation coming up, but fuck this week sucks and i need to vent.

Hate those! hope it goes by quick and times flies and then we get to hang out!

me too b-bud!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay for sunday! soooooon!!!!!!!!! :bangers:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:33 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:SUPER STRESSFUL day at work, blahhhh....and tomorrow and thursday shall be even worse. it's alright, it's not like i don't have a killer vacation coming up, but fuck this week sucks and i need to vent.

Hate those! hope it goes by quick and times flies and then we get to hang out!

me too b-bud!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay for sunday! soooooon!!!!!!!!!

Woo hoo! so excited! gonna take so many pics this time!

by **mooyagi** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:34 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:gonna take so many pics this time!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:35 pm

mooyagi wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:gonna take so many pics this time!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:40 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:gonna take so many pics this time!

yay, pics! :boobs:

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:41 pm

WizardBeast wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:

yay, pics!

Yay is right! will you have your bombass camera with you?

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:41 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:
yay, pics!

Yay is right! will you have your bombass camera with you?

Sure!

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:42 pm

Excellent! :deathhorns:

by **AlaskaRachel** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:43 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Hopefull you'll figure out where you want to go but don't worry too much. I've noticed a lot of people feel like they have to know exactly what they want to do and where they wanna go and worry about it, when things usually don't turn out as planned anyways. Things tend to work themselves out

I have it narrowed down to either Seattle or Edmonton, Edmonton being the first choice. I'm moving in May no matter what. It's just that where I go is kind of dependent upon a conversation with a certain Canadian.

So we'll see. I should find out here soon enough. I'm already starting to go through my junk and decide what's getting thrown out and what I'm keeping and what gets donated to Salvation Army

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:44 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Hopefull you'll figure out where you want to go but don't worry too much. I've noticed a lot of people feel like they have to know exactly what they want to do and where they wanna go and worry about it, when things usually don't turn out as planned anyways. Things tend to work themselves out

I have it narrowed down to either Seattle or Edmonton, Edmonton being the first choice. I'm moving in May no matter what. It's just that where I go is kind of dependent upon a conversation with a certain Canadian. So we'll see. I should find out here soon enough. I'm already starting to go through my junk and decide what's getting thrown out and what I'm keeping and what gets donated to Salvation Army

all the best with everything girl! :headbanger:

by **CaptOblivious** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:45 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Hopefull you'll figure out where you want to go but don't worry too much. I've noticed a lot of people feel like they have to know exactly what they want to do and where they wanna go and worry about it, when things usually don't turn out as planned anyways. Things tend to work themselves out

I have it narrowed down to either Seattle or Edmonton, Edmonton being the first choice. I'm moving in May no matter what. It's just that where I go is kind of dependent upon a conversation with a certain Canadian. So we'll see. I should find out here soon enough. I'm already starting to go through my junk and decide what's getting thrown out and what I'm keeping and what gets donated to Salvation Army

donate everything but a few pairs of clothes and you computer pack light. and also Edmonton might be a frozen shit hole but its still better that Seattle

by **KDibildeaux** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:49 pm

AlaskaRachel wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
AlaskaRachel wrote:I'm feeling really frustrated with where I am lately. I'm just stuck in a rut where I'm ready to move on to a new life but I have so much more preparation to do. And it's too early to really start preparing anyway, so I'm getting really anxious and bored. I'm spending a lot of time studying for the GMAT (business school entrance exam) but it's really dull and not fulfilling at all. I'm ready to leave Alaska for good but I have a few more factors to explore before I can pick where it is I'm going exactly. I'm just really restless.

Hopefull you'll figure out where you want to go but don't worry too much. I've noticed a lot of people feel like they have to know exactly what they want to do and where they wanna go and worry about it, when things usually don't turn out as planned anyways. Things tend to work themselves out

I have it narrowed down to either Seattle or Edmonton, Edmonton being the first choice. I'm moving in May no matter what. It's just that where I go is kind of dependent upon a conversation with a certain Canadian. So we'll see. I should find out here soon enough. I'm already starting to go through my junk and decide what's getting thrown out and what I'm keeping and what gets donated to Salvation Army

Good luck! Ooooh I wanna go to Seattle!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:50 pm

i do too!

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