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by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:32 pm

what's up with swedes and raw bacon?

reg. ordinary swedish mealtime....that hot dude eats a little raw bacon too

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:40 pm

gnoff wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:what's up with swedes and raw bacon?

reg. ordinary swedish mealtime....that hot dude eats a little raw bacon too

I'd rather cook it first, but in taht case I'd eat it straight from "the plate"

i guess it only makes sense that boobs are better than raw pork, so you gotta get that outta the way of course.

by **KDibildeaux** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:48 pm

KevinP wrote:

Hah good one!

by **DrinkMoxie** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:02 pm

KevinP wrote:

did the Jewish people get the memo?

by **WizardBeast** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:48 pm

the non-Kosher Jews did!

by **DemonNIN** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:40 am

gnoff wrote:All religions that are not dedicated to the bacon god are false!

so true... side note.....we need a bacon emoticon

by **DemonNIN** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:46 am

by **MadameLePink** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:53 am

gnoff wrote:bacon!

it's good for you!

Bacon, you're feeling stronger
Bacon, no more feeling bad
Bacon, your eyes are shining
Bacon, you are the real MAN
Bacon, wipes away your tears
Bacon, removes your fears
Bacon, everyone is gorgeous
Bacon, yeah bacon

(I guess this only makes sense if you a Korpiklaani fan though :mrgreen:

)

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:20 am

MadameLePink wrote:
gnoff wrote:bacon!

it's good for you!

Bacon, you're feeling stronger
Bacon, no more feeling bad
Bacon, your eyes are shining
Bacon, you are the real MAN
Bacon, wipes away your tears
Bacon, removes your fears
Bacon, everyone is gorgeous
Bacon, yeah bacon

(I guess this only makes sense if you a Korpiklaani fan though )

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:20 am

double post fail :cry:

free post padding win

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:40 am

gnoff wrote:
CaptOblivious wrote:double post fail free post padding win

It's bacony!

good bacon is least twice as thick as that thin shit and has a simple maple flavour to it. also it must be made from a pig none of this turkey bacon stuff

by **mooyagi** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:42 am

MadameLePink wrote:
gnoff wrote:bacon!

it's good for you!

Bacon, you're feeling stronger
Bacon, no more feeling bad
Bacon, your eyes are shining
Bacon, you are the real MAN
Bacon, wipes away your tears
Bacon, removes your fears
Bacon, everyone is gorgeous
Bacon, yeah bacon

(I guess this only makes sense if you a Korpiklaani fan though )

Bacon!

by **TOM CRUISE** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:51 am

gnoff wrote:pigs!

they taste so good!

and roll around in their own shite !! so good

by **CaptOblivious** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:40 pm

TOM CRUISE wrote:
gnoff wrote:pigs!

they taste so good!

and roll around in their own shite !! so good

if the magic food animal chooses to roll in its own shite so be it ill say it enhances the flavour

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:10 am

gnoff wrote:
TOM CRUISE wrote:
gnoff wrote:pigs!

they taste so good!

and roll around in their own shite !! so good

Tender those delicious sides up!

haha! i am looking forward to bacon in sweden....i would think swedes know how to make it right. we'll see!

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:32 pm

gnoff wrote:I hope we do!

that's what i hear anyway. hahahah.

by **WizardBeast** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:18 pm

gnoff wrote:haha!

bacon smakar fantastiskt! (a wise svenskman once said)

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:49 am

Dammit!

gnoff, Fredrik, and Laura are in Copenhagen having bacon *rightfuckingnow*! :cry:

tears of pain for me, and tears of delicious rejoicing for them!

by **Stained Class** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:54 am

I should pick up some turkey bacon and have it for breakfast.

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:08 pm

there's no bacon at my house right now! :cry:

by **debborah1** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:15 pm

WizardBeast wrote:there's no bacon at my house right now!

Dont worry....I stopped and got you some bacon.....where would you like it delivered??...

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:16 pm

debborah1 wrote:
WizardBeast wrote:there's no bacon at my house right now!

Dont worry....I stopped and got you some bacon.....where would you like it delivered??...

SHIT! That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh, yeah just airlift that baby to South Lincoln Street in Denver! :shock:

by **debborah1** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:16 pm

GOOD GAWWWD!....I looked at this again.....this thing is freakin HUGE!!

The boy standing behind is 11 years old

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:18 pm

debborah1 wrote:GOOD GAWWWD!....I looked at this again.....this thing is freakin HUGE!!

The boy standing behind is 11 years old

yeah, it's quite beyond beastly!

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:47 pm

by **mooyagi** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:48 pm

Very nice! Preview of Baconfestivalen?

by **WizardBeast** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:53 pm

mooyagi wrote:Very nice! Preview of Baconfestivalen?

it is, because everyone was there but me (Laura, Fredrik, gnoff).

yes, i *do* post a lot of pics of swedes....sue me! LOL

by **MadameLePink** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:19 am

WizardBeast wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Very nice! Preview of Baconfestivalen?

it is, because everyone was there but me (Laura, Fredrik, gnoff).

yes, i *do* post a lot of pics of swedes....sue me! LOL

We missed you! But only a couple of weeks left before the real Baconfestivalen

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:16 am

i'm all about bacon warm-ups!

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:15 pm

Website · by **KevinP** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:33 pm

Does anyone else hate the chewy white part on bacon? I only like then crispy red part myself. And bacon needs to be crispy, not flaccid like a power weenie :deathmetal:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:39 pm

KevinP wrote:Does anyone else hate the chewy white part on bacon? I only like then crispy red part myself. And bacon needs to be crispy, not flaccid like a power weenie

if the fat is undercooked (the mysterious white part, LOL), i don't like it much either....though over the years i am less grossed out by it.

by **mooyagi** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:54 pm

Greasy, flaccid bacon rules! If it's too crispy it's not as good to eat. I want the bacon taste to melt in my mouth.

Go ahead. Make that sexual. It's okay. It's bacon.

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:26 pm

mooyagi wrote:Greasy, flaccid bacon rules! If it's too crispy it's not as good to eat. I want the bacon taste to melt in my mouth.

Go ahead. Make that sexual. It's okay. It's bacon.

You would like it like that :lol:

by **DrinkMoxie** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:33 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Greasy, flaccid bacon rules! If it's too crispy it's not as good to eat. I want the bacon taste to melt in my mouth.

Go ahead. Make that sexual. It's okay. It's bacon.

You would like it like that

he likes his sex greasy and flaccid?! :shock:

by **WizardBeast** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:39 pm

mooyagi wrote:Greasy, flaccid bacon rules! If it's too crispy it's not as good to eat. I want the bacon taste to melt in my mouth.

Go ahead. Make that sexual. It's okay. It's bacon.

i like it right in between fatty and crisp, that perfect chewy stage.

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:50 pm

DrinkMoxie wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
mooyagi wrote:Greasy, flaccid bacon rules! If it's too crispy it's not as good to eat. I want the bacon taste to melt in my mouth.

Go ahead. Make that sexual. It's okay. It's bacon.

You would like it like that

he likes his sex greasy and flaccid?!

Dunno. We don't believe in premarital sex

by **mooyagi** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:51 pm

KDibildeaux wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:he likes his sex greasy and flaccid?!

Dunno. We don't believe in premarital sex

It's against God's will

by **KDibildeaux** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:52 pm

mooyagi wrote:
KDibildeaux wrote:
DrinkMoxie wrote:he likes his sex greasy and flaccid?!

Dunno. We don't believe in premarital sex

It's against God's will

I know! I would never dare to do anything against our Lord and Saviour's will

by **DemonNIN** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:10 am

Stained Class wrote:I should pick up some turkey bacon and have it for breakfast.

NNNOOO the horror Turkey Bacon??!!?? tried it.......... it is sacrilege the bacon gods will hurt you LOL

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